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If You're Going To San Francisco
...for the Exotic Erotic Ball, remember that things can get a little goopy, oily, and Satanic. Luckily, a sponsor has provided a device for wallflowers to experience the sexiness from between 5 and, say, 11 inches away. Read on... More »
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#thefuture
The Future Of Sex Approaches: Arse Elektronika 2009
Is it the end of September already? Why, that means that it's almost time for Arse Elektronika—San Francisco's annual festival devoted to sex, tech, futurism, and, of course, robots and the people who love to fuck them. More » -
#amateur
Homo A Go Go Wants Your DIY Porn
Are you queer? Do you like to do sex? Do you like to film yourself doing sex? We've got just the thing for you: queer art festival Homo A Go Go is seeking home sex tapes for their film festival. More » -
#liberalsanfrancisco
Exotic Erotic Ball Hits Dirty 30
There are thousands of dirty curiosities at the Exotic Erotic Ball, celebrating its 30th (that's XXX to you sybarites) anniversary this fall in San Francisco. One being that this sexy, freaky, sordid, and multi-generational bacchanal happens at the Cow Palace. More »
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#events
It's Not Easy Being Green, Nina Hartley
We all get jealous, no matter how intensely attractive we are. So sex educator Reid Mihalko has enlisted a panel of experts, including Nina Hartley and Carol Queen, to patiently attend and defuse our green-eyed monsters. And you are invited. More » -
#babes
Say Hello To Gina (And Thank Baby Sinead For Introducing You)
Our little Baby Sinead is all grown up (she just turned 21!), and she's not just a porn model anymore: she's a budding pornographer too! And as such, she now has a small but growing stable of girls who are featured on her website in the nude. Her latest discovery is Gina, an 18 year old aspiring DJ who just moved to New York from San Francisco. You know what else sets Sinead apart from mere mortals like us? She met Gina randomly while killing time in Union Square. When we meet girls that way, they never want to get naked for us; in fact, when we ask we're usually rewarded with a slap across the face. Oh, to be an adorable 21-year-old aspiring pornographer again ... More » -
#girlongirlaction
Ultimate Surrender Wants You (To Watch)
In what is either the best or worst marketing ploy we've seen recently, girl-on-girl erotic wrestling site Ultimate Surrender is inviting fans into thestudioSan Francisco Armory to watch the ladies of Ultimate Surrender face off against one another. On the one hand, inviting fans on to the set of a porn shoot seems like a recipe for disaster, but on the other getting the chance to watch the likes of Ariel X, Madison Young, and Adrianna Nicole waling on each other erotically ... well, you don't have to ask us twice. (avn.com; more @ UltimateSurrender.com) -
#wtf
Naked Clown Calendar Is Like A Pie In The Face
We've long expressed concerns that the cottage industry of naked fundraising calendars had gotten a bit out of hand. Now we see that this international nightmare has reached its logical but frightening conclusion: naked clowns. The students of San Francisco's Clown Conservatory Class (yes, it's a real place) have put together a nude 2009 calendar to raise money for multiple sclerosis research. We like naked calendars and, sure, we appreciate a good clown porn setup. And we can certainly support such a worthy cause. But somehow naked clown students with facepaint intact has reignited our childhood fear of the circus. Maybe some naked juggling would help calm us down? More » -
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#fleshbotcalendar
See Into The Future With The Fleshbot Calendar
Do you know what you're doing this weekend? Or next? Can any of us really know what the future holds given the impermanence of our existence? (We still don't trust that Large Hadron Collider one bit.) If the Earth continues to turn for another week or so, there's plenty of stuff to do and you just might find something that suits you on the Fleshbot Calendar. You could take in this weekend's Burlesque Festival in New York or next week's Arse Elektronika conference in San Francisco or you could just sit in your room and ponder the vastness of space and time. Just try not to miss work on Monday. More » -
#geeks
Advance tickets are on sale now for the Arse Elektronika conference in San Francisco later this month. You know—the one where nerds and geeks gather to build their own kooky DIY machines and then fuck them? (monochrom.at) -
#events
Do you dream of being a photographer for a glossy cheesecake site like Zivity, taking tame erotic photos of kind-of-naked girls? Well now's your chance: get your ticket for Zivity Photography Bootcamp aonce in a lifetimeopportunity to ogle Zivity models in person while getting photo instruction from the likes of Philip "Lithium Picnic" Warner. And all it'll cost you is a mere $985! What are you waiting for? (Uh, don't answer that.) (zivitybootcamp.eventbrite.com) -
#events
According to the just-updated talent lineup, among the notable celebrities slated to attend this year's Exotic Erotic Ball in San Francisco are MySpace vixen Bobbi Billard, Akira Lane, The Genitorturers, someone called "Pricasso, the Penis Painter", and Danny Bonaduce, who will judge the $20,000 costume contest. Aren't you glad you have three months to decide what you're going to wear, or not? After all, you don't want to let Bobbi down. (To say nothing of Danny Bonaduce.) (event info @ exoticeroticball.com; photo via Mac & Bumble @ bobbi-billard-nude.com) -
#masturbationcelebration
Twittergasms: The Real San Francisco Treat
Cable cars, dot com gazillionaires and Golden Gates aside, San Francisco is known for many things: its values, homegrown institutions like Kink.com, and generally being the object of Sodom-by-the-Bay nightmares for the entire Bible Belt. And let's not forget that everyone's favorite city also midwifed National Masturbation Month, which is getting more tech-savvy every year. This time around the San Francisco Masturbate-A-Thon—a fundraiser for SF's Center for Sex and Culture hosted by Nina Hartley on Sunday, May 25—will not only be doing its customary livecast of the wank-off, but has also launched a snazzy new blog and Facebook page and is promising plenty of Twittergasms to all comers. Read what a Twittergasm is, how to have one, and why masturbatrix extraordinaire Carol Queen says you should never, ever fake one after the jump. More » -
#sextoys
Bay Area brides-to-be! Are you still searching for a place to hold your bachelorette party? If you're skeeved out by strippers, but want something a little more risque than a dinner out with the girls, get yourself to Good Vibrations! The sex-positive sex toy retailer is now offering its Bay Area branches as free venues for bachelorette parties. The place comes with complimentary champagne and chocolates, as well as a free tour of the store. We advise you not to get too drunk, however—we're pretty sure there's a "you break it, you bought it" policy in effect. (xbiz.com) -
#sexclubs
Family Fun At The Power Exchange
We're glad that someone tipped us off to this great video about San Francisco's inimitable Power Exchange, a "family friendly sex club" even a mother could love—especially if she's into painting cow motifs on the walls of your bondage den. Looks like just the place to take our own family the next time they visit the City By The Bay! (On second thought ... maybe we'll just stick with Fisherman's Wharf.) More » -
#geographylessons
So wait: if San Francisco is the clitoris of the USA, does that make New York its asshole? Man, good thing we like butt sex. (nyartsmagazine.com) -
#events
If you're stillprodding yourself with a giant robo-lickerkicking yourself for missing San Francisco's Arse Elektronika conference last year, not to worry: there's a new call for papers for this year's installment. We hear the theme this year is "Do Androids Sleep With Electric Sheep?", though frankly we think the answer is fairly obvious. (monochrom.at, via slashdong.org; thumbnail via VSC) -
#youarethere
SF Fetish Ball 2008: Sturm Und Glam
This weekend's "Metropolis"-themed SF Fetish Ball (organized by dynamic director and dominatrix Paige White) again made us wonder if new residents of San Francisco were greeted by Welcome Wagon baskets of leather, latex, and PVC, because the whole city seems up for a good spanking. See some snaps afer the gap.
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#sexculture
Getting "Mortified": Because It Always Hurts The First Time
Sexual frankness and its component shame in public isn't limited to emerging fully formed in "Barely Legal" or deleted MySpace pages. In fact, a commoditized multimedia mortification trend has taken shape in bookstores and stages across America (and in Sweden!) at the hands of a plucky band of "Angstologists". More » -
#followup
Good news! The "vagina couch" somehow went from banned on Craigslist to Best of Craigslist. (Funny how that works!) The bad news? It's still $600 for a couch that looks like a giant vagina. (craigslist.org) -
#vagina
The people on Craigslist are a bunch of pussies for taking down this ad for a giant vulva couch. It'd be perfect for a rebirthing ceremony or maybe a strip club VIP lounge, but apparently some folks just don't appreciate fine genital-based furniture. (Jezebel) -
#geekery
Apparently, that sexy new MacBook Air just isn't enough to get some horny MacWorld attendees off: Violet Blue might think that a post-keynote foot massage is a little on the vanilla side, but ;et's she how she feels once she gets back from the Moscone Center this afternoon. (tinynibbles.com + gizmodo.com; see also VB's 2007 Macworld Sex Guide and Gizmodo's 2008 MacWorld Coverage) -
#serviceeconomies
Sex Doll Rental Offers Service With A (Fake) Smile
If you're fascinated by Real Dolls but can't pony up the several grand to own one, a Bay Area limo company's sex doll rental service might just what you've been looking for. It's something we've known aboout in Japan for a while now, but this is the first we've heard of a similar service being offered right here in the good ol' US of A. (Yes, last time we checked San Francisco is part of the US of A.) With rates as low as $50 for half an hour, you'll be able to break your ultrarealistic sex doll cherry without breaking the bank ... even if she probably won't call you the next day to ask if it was good for you too. More » -
#sexyrealestate
Ever since Kink.com's Peter Acworth bought San Francisco's Mission Armory and turned it into a porn studio, we've been really jealous: what could be better than having a creepy old building and filling it up with sexy bondage and torture devices? Well, how about actually living there too? Details are slim, but aqpparently they involve apartments that will be outfitted with webcams; we'll be keeping an eye out for a Craigslist ad for cheap digs in the Mission with lots of strings attached. (sfgate.com) -
#technology
Electric Orifice Orchestra Has A Strange Magic
If your vagina could make music, what would it sound like? (Ours would play a nonstop soundtrack of "Holiday"-era Madonna songs, but this isn't about us.) Apparently, the members of the Electric Orifice Orchestra are able to produce experimental electronica using nothing but their vaginas and buttholes (and some fancy electronic devices, too.) If you're wondering what it all sounds like, check out this vide of their performance at the Arse Elektronika conference in San Francisco a few weeks ago. There isn't much of a beat, but somehow we can totally see ourselves dancing to it anyway. More » -
#sextoys
The Rubbot: Hands Free Masturbation Is (Almost) Here
What's round, blue, and trying to get you off? Why, the Rubbot, of course, a sex toy for men that's currently under development by a product design team in San Francisco that is also soliciting beta testers from among masturbators just like you for the project. Using something called the "Inch Worm Concept" to provide a fully automated wanking experience, the Rubbot's creators promise that it will prove to be "compact, hands-free, cool-looking and . . . let's just say, 'effective'" upon its release sometime next year. As far as we're concerned, a male sex toy we don't have to use one of our hands to fiddle with couldn't come a minute too soon, especially since our jobs require keeping at least one hand free for typing and mouse clicking and stuff—and that Thai hooker we keep hiring to take care of our other manual needs while we're working is starting to get awfully expensive.
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#pornstars
Porn Valley (Adjacent) Dispatch: Monica Mayhem Goes on Stripabout
The demands placed on today's peeling professional are, we'd venture, greater than those of her/or his burlesque forebears. Monica Mayhem, the fine-tooled, machine-crafted and athletic grinding machine from Down Under, is the quintessential millennial stripper: she's hard, dangerously sexy, and is possessed of the power to make $10 bills fly from your teeth. She will be at San Francisco's Crazy Horse on Market Street tonight and tomorrow. More » -
#youarethere
Good Vibes Amateur Erotic Film Fest: It's A Wrap
It seems like every city worth its weight in smut has its own erotic film fest these days, and as your humble porn zombie blog slaves, we know it's our duty to cop a feel of each event and report back on how the body count rates. Fortunately, we haven't been let down yet, and the 2007 Good Vibes Amateur Erotic Film Competition in San Francisco last week was no exception. Hot amateur porn, lickable fetish and kink models, and a tassel-twirling burlesque intermission sweetened the pot. Find a review, some hot links, and plenty of photos and video after the jump.
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#sexculture
Bestill our hearts: it's Violet Blue interviewing Rachel Kramer Bussel at the San Francisco Chronicle this week! It's practically the hot girl-on-girl sex writer fantasy of our dreams, except for in words instead of on video. And minus all the sexy naked boob cupcake mashing action (yes, that's part of our fantasy too.) (sfgate.com) -
#events
Sexy Technology @ Arse Elektronika
Fleshbot femmebot Violet Blue managed to escape the evil clutches of an army of mechanical sex machines and the lure of an interactive "female orgasm simulator" called Moaning Lisa to collect some on-the-scene reports from the Arse Elektronika "pr0novation" conference at Kink.com in San Francisco this weekend. Of course, it would have been even more interesting had she not escaped their clutches and filed an even more salacious report or two, but we're holding out hope that she gets to know them even better next time. After all, events like this are all about looking forward to the future, right? More » -
#tehfuture
Porn And Tech @ Arse Elektronika 2007
We've been scientifically studying the effects of porn and technological innovation for years now and have finally figured out that when you mouse-click with your left hand, it's called "The Stranger". But now some upstart horny geeks—along with a few futurists unafraid to tread the sticky floors of the internets—are having a conference to explore even more weighty matters on the subject of porn and technology: tickets are now on sale for Arse Elektronika 2007, which will take place at San Francisco's legendary Porn Palace on October 5-7. More » -
#bananaseat
The Back Alley Cat Bike Ride
Visitors to San Francisco delight at the compellingly arrayed characters on the street. On September 22, two groups of them will bike from Gandhi's statue at the Ferry Terminal to raise awareness and funds. The Back Alley Cat Bike Ride will benefit the San Francisco Bike Messengers Union and the Erotic Services Providers Union, and the short ride will culminate in a wingding at the Eagle on 12th Street, with entertainment provided by punk bands (for the bike messengers) and burlesque acts (for the sex workers). We're hoping that now that prostitutes are on bikes, the bike messengers will try out sex work for future fundraisers. More » -
#obituary
The San Francisco Chronicle eulogizes the Mitchell Brothers, the "clown princes of porn" whose entrepenurial spirit both forged a new path in the adult industry and turned out to be the last of its kind: "Even as they went on hawking the old-fashioned fare of striptease and pole dances ... the Mitchell Brothers anticipated a world where sex would someday be as strangely simple and mind boggling as a billion finger-clicks." (sfgate.com) -
#crimeandpunishment
Because All-Star Games attract all-star prostitutes, the city of San Francisco used the baseball version as an excuse to roundup 131 people in a sex sting operation last week. All those workers in the Bay Area and the Giants still can't score. (nbc11.com) -
#news
San Francisco's Jim Mitchell, who ushered in the 70s porn chic era with "Behind The Green Door" (and who was later convicted for shooting his brother and business partner to death in 1992), is dead at the age of 63. Put on an old raincoat and find a porno theatre to jerk off in this weekend in his memory, k? (AVN + sfgate.com) -
#travelogue
Ah, San Francisco ... home of insanely hot tattooed day shift strippers. Is it any wonder why two our of every five Fleshbot editors and contributors call it home? (tinynibbles.com) -
#liberalsanfrancisco
Sex, Drag, & Rock 'n' Roll: The San Francisco Drag King Contest
This is a world in which the poise of Martha Stewart could not save her from the slammer, so what good is poise anyway? The 12th annual San Francisco Drag King Contest rewards not poise but studliness and facial hair in an event described by impresario Fudgie Frottage as "a mash-up of the Miss America Pageant, American Idol, Halloween, and a Monster Truck Show." More »
