Fleshbot: straight, rumours

Britney Spears Still Doesn't Have A Sex Tape (That We've Seen)

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:40:43 EDT

The latest alleged Britney Spears sex tape that the media has been all in a tizzy about? Yeah, turns out it's all a hoax. Good thing we didn't get our hopes up about that one! (starmagazine.com)

As much as we tried to forget, we totally...

Jonnobot — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:46:33 EST

As much as we tried to forget, we totally remember seeing these old sex pics of Pamela Anderson and Bret Michaels a while ago ... though it's more interesting to hear that this site also claims to have some uncensored dirty footage from the first two seasons of "Rock Of Love" tucked up its sleeve. (Not like we didn't see that coming a while ago too, but still.) (bretmichaelsbootlegs.com, via xfanz.com/blogs)

Not Quite Sex Tapes Of The Semi-Famous: Meet Luciana Salazar

Fleshbot — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 14:45:27 EST

On those dark days when we despair of ever seeing a celebrity sex tape (or even hearing rumors of one) of the magnitude of a Paris Hilton or a Britney Spears, we need only remind ourselves that it's a big world out there and sooner or later something will come along somewhere. So what if we're not familiar with the subject of this hardcore clip, which allegedly shows Argentinian glamour model and television personality Luciana Salazar getting down and (way) dirty? That doesn't mean that plenty of other folks aren't getting excited by the prospect that it's the real deal, even it's hard to tell who's really in the video since we see a lot more of her ass and the guy who's fucking her in it than her actual face. And last we checked, things like anal gaping and third party cameramen weren't usually seen in most "amateur" sex videos, though who knows what the kids are up to in Argentina these days. Check out the clip below and judge for yourself ... assuming, of course, that you're more familiar with the real Luciana than we are.

· "Argentine Model and TV Host Luciana Salazar Allegedly Stars In Sex Tape. We Will Watch This Alleged Performance Over And Over To Verify" (guanabee.com)

See also: Luciana Salazar @ Wikipedia + Ask Men

Vanessa Hudgens Is (Probably Not) Naked

Fleshbot — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 14:25:20 EDT

(Updated!) We're pretty sure that this isn't the actual nude photo of "High School Musical"'s Vanessa Hudgens which she allegedly took of herself as a momento for her alleged boyfriend Zac Efron: her cute but bland features make any sort of conclusive identification difficult, and whoever's showing herself in the photo doesn't seem to be sporting the same navel piercing that Vanessa is wearing in some recent shots of her in a bikini. And it's also curious that she's not holding a cellphone or facing a mirror, since this is supposed to be a self-shot cameraphone pic—and what's up with that stumpy left hand anyway?

Still, we thought it was worth posting about regardless since (1) if there are actual naked photos of Vanessa floating around online, we'd love to see them (for reportage purposes, of course), and (2) we couldn't resist quoting what the folks at IDon'tLikeYouInThatWay have to say about why the whole naked picture rumour is floating around in the first place: "I'm just mostly trying to figure out if this isn't some big conspiracy to hide the fact that Zac Efron is gay. He looks like he'd rather have a tea party or design a Build-A-Bear with Vanessa Hudgens than see her naked." Let's get to work, kids!

· "Vanessa Hudgens Is Naked" (idontlikeyouinthatway.com)

*Update TMZ, whose crack reporting skills have never given us reason to doubt, is now saying that the photo is definitely the real deal. We still don't know what the deal is with that stump though. (tmz.com)

Once again, rumours are flying around that...

Fleshbot — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 12:52:23 EDT

Once again, rumours are flying around that Scarlett Johansson will play Jenna Jameson in an upcoming biopic ... and once again, Scarlett and her publicists are saying that it isn't true. Since we've already cast and played the movie more times in our imagination that we can count already it probably doesn't make much of a difference, but can't everyone just decide who's playing who and film the damn thing already? (xfanz.com + people.com)