Britney Spears Still Doesn't Have A Sex Tape (That We've Seen)

The latest alleged Britney Spears sex tape that the media has been all in a tizzy about? Yeah, turns out it's all a hoax. Good thing we didn't get our hopes up about that one! (starmagazine.com)

As much as we tried to forget, we totally remember seeing these old sex pics of Pamela Anderson and Bret Michaels a while ago ... though it's more interesting to hear that this site also claims to have some uncensored dirty footage from the first two seasons of "Rock Of Love" tucked up its sleeve. (Not like we didn't see that coming a while ago too, but still.) (bretmichaelsbootlegs.com, via xfanz.com/blogs)

Not Quite Sex Tapes Of The Semi-Famous: Meet Luciana Salazar

On those dark days when we despair of ever seeing a celebrity sex tape (or even hearing rumors of one) of the magnitude of a Paris Hilton or a Britney Spears, we need only remind ourselves that it's a big world out there and sooner or later something will come along somewhere. So what if we're not familiar with the subject of this hardcore clip, which allegedly shows Argentinian glamour model and television personality Luciana Salazar getting down and (way) dirty? That doesn't mean that plenty of other folks aren't getting excited by the prospect that it's the real deal, even it's hard to tell who's really in the video since we see a lot more of her ass and the guy who's fucking her in it than her actual face. And last we checked, things like anal gaping and third party cameramen weren't usually seen in most "amateur" sex videos, though who knows what the kids are up to in Argentina these days. Check out the clip below and judge for yourself ... assuming, of course, that you're more familiar with the real Luciana than we are. More »

Vanessa Hudgens Is (Probably Not) Naked

(Updated!) We're pretty sure that this isn't the actual nude photo of "High School Musical"'s Vanessa Hudgens which she allegedly took of herself as a momento for her alleged boyfriend Zac Efron: her cute but bland features make any sort of conclusive identification difficult, and whoever's showing herself in the photo doesn't seem to be sporting the same navel piercing that Vanessa is wearing in some recent shots of her in a bikini. And it's also curious that she's not holding a cellphone or facing a mirror, since this is supposed to be a self-shot cameraphone pic—and what's up with that stumpy left hand anyway? More »

Once again, rumours are flying around that Scarlett Johansson will play Jenna Jameson in an upcoming biopic ... and once again, Scarlett and her publicists are saying that it isn't true. Since we've already cast and played the movie more times in our imagination that we can count already it probably doesn't make much of a difference, but can't everyone just decide who's playing who and film the damn thing already? (xfanz.com + people.com)