Fun fact: Anne Hathaway's last nude scene was in "Brokeback Mountain"...with Jake Gyllenhaal. Is he some sort of onscreen nudity lucky charm? And if so, can we arrange for him to be Anne's costar in, um, all her future projects?

· Possible Nudity from Anne Hathaway in "Love and Other Drugs" (upcomingnudescenes.net)

Yes, we've stumbled upon a Tila Tequila sex tape that actually has sex in it—only this time, it doesn't actually appear to feature Tila Tequila. Maybe we're crazy, but we're pretty sure that that's not what Tila's boobs look like...and trust us, we've spent enough time looking at them to know.

· Tila Tequila Leaked Sex Tape (taxidrivermovie.com)

Yes, sources are reporting that Ms. Malone bears some for a sex scene in "The Messenger" (currently screening in limited locations across the US). To the best of our knowledge, this is Jena's first ever nude scene—and thus a serious cause for celebration. Screw "The Princess and the Frog," we're going to go see "The Messenger" this weekend.

· Info on Nudity from Jena Malone in The Messenger (upcomingnudescenes.net)
· Are there any nude pictures of Jena Malone? (nudography.com)

Above, Christina Ricci in "Prozac Nation" and "Black Snake Moan." Only time will tell if "After.Life" will offer a view as glorious as (or more glorious than!) these...but we've got our fingers crossed.

· Info on nudity from Christina Ricci in After.Life (upcomingnudescenes.net)
· Clips via CelebCap (celebcap.net)

The video appears below—though to be honest, calling it a "video" is rather generous, as it seems to be merely two stills put on a continuous loop. Perhaps we should start calling it the (alleged!) Foxy Brown porno flipbook instead?

Above, a still of Kelly Huddleston from the first episode of Dexter's upcoming season. True, there's a bit of gore to go with the boobs (this is a show about a serial killer, after all), but it still looks pretty promising. This could be the beginning of a very promising fall for Showtime...if HBO's not careful, they'll lose their hard-won award for Best Celebrity Nudity.

· Fall TV Celebrity Nudity Preview (nudography.com)

In an interview with Cineplex.com, Seyfried copped to doing some "full-on nudity" in the Atom Egoyan film (she's playing a prostitute, so, you know, it's not gratuitous at all). We won't be able to confirm this for awhile—but if any of our readers are in Toronto this weekend, the film will be screening at the Toronto International Film Festival. And, you know, not that we're asking you to do anything illegal...but let's just say that a little bootlegging never hurt anyone—especially when Amanda Seyfried's boobs are involved.

· Amanda Seyfried takes on the demon Megan Fox (cineplex.com, via nudography.com)
· Test Screening report of Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore nudity in Chloe (upcomingnudescenes.net)
· Thumbnail: Amanda, blurry and topless in "Alpha Dog" (upcomingnudescenes.net)

According to the Script Shadow blog, the psychological thriller's script calls for Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis to have sex. Violent, aggressive sex (one of our favorite kinds!). We can't even tell you what we'd give to see that.

Now, granted, the film is still in production, and there's no guarantee that the scene will make it into the final version, or that the filmed version will look anything like the fantasy we have in our head—but oh, we're just going to dream a little dream. After all, both Mila and Natalie have gotten nude for films before...is stepping it up for a lesbian sex scene really that much of a stretch?

Well, while you're pondering that question, we invite you to relive some magic naked moments with Mila and Natalie, from "Boot Camp" and "Hotel Chevalier," respectively. If you play them both at the same time, and also kinda squint, it'll be a tiny bit like what "Black Swan" has to offer.

Mila Kunis in "Boot Camp"

Natalie Portman in "Hotel Chevalier"

· "Black Swan" Script Review (scriptshadow.blogspot.com)
· "Black Swan" (imdb.com)

Though if you're a fan of anyone in "Twilight," aren't you a little too young to be seeing an R-rated movie (and, for that matter, reading Fleshbot)?

· Stewart To Strip For Gandolfini In Gritty Indie Movie (imdb.com)

Sure, Showtime had a good run with "The Tudors," but "True Blood," "Hung," and even "Entourage" are wiping the floor with "Weeds" (who, what, gave us Mary Louise Parker adult breastfeeding and some Alanis sideboob? Please.).

But when the new season of "Californication" debuts at the end of next month, the balance could be tipped in Showtime's favor. Early reports indicate that Eva Amurri, Diane Farr, and celebrity sapphist Alicia Witt will all be doing "tasteful nudity" this season—and that means boobs!

Of course, rumors like these have led us astray in the past—but for now, we're going to be cautiously optimistic. The New York Observer wouldn't lie to us, would they?

· That's Amurri! Sarandon Scion Prepared for Role by Pole-Dancing With Mom (observer.com)
· Info on Nudity from Eva Amurri (and possibly others) from upcoming season of Californication (upcomingnudescenes.net)
· Thumbnail: Previous naked stars of "Californication"

Upcoming Nude Scenes has a reader report of, yes, Kirsten Dunst boob action seen in a test screening of "All Good Things":

I'd say the shot lasted five to ten seconds, going from a front-on as she opened the shower door to a side view as she clutched to Gosling's back in the shower. The shot was pretty tight, as its perspective was from the inside wall of the shower, a rectangular space about five feet wide. It cut off both actors from about waist-height and topped off near the ceiling, allowing for a foot or two above Gosling's head.

Alas, the movie won't be out for several months, so it'll be awhile before we can see if all our hopes and dreams come true the report is correct. Fingers crossed, though!

· Info on Nudity from Kirsten Dunst in All Good Things (upcomingnudescenes.net)
· Thumbnail: Paparazzi shot of Kirsten's bikini boob slip (nudography.com)

Vanessa's reportedly stripping off for a role in Zack Snyder's "Sucker Punch." Lest you think this is just another cheap, tawdry film eager to get young starlets out of their clothes at the first chance, we'd like you to know that the film is set in a brothel. So, you know, any nudity is obviously completely and totally relevant to the plot, and in no way just a cheap attempt to show us all the "High School Musical" starlet's goodies. Really.

· Vanessa Hudgens is stripping off her clothes to play a hooker in upcoming movie, 'Sucker Punch' (nydailynews.com)

· Fotos de Marilyn Manson y Stoya en Londres (marilynmansonen.blogspot.com)

But for now, have fun trying to figure it out for yourself! Feel free to study the (alleged) Rihanna nude photos...you know, for comparison.

· Rihanna Has a Sex Tape (idontlikeyouinthatway.com)

So we're feeling pretty affected by the rumor that Stoya might have traded our affections for those of the former Mr. Von Teese, Marilyn Manson. Can it really be true? Oh Stoya... just say you'll still marry us anyway, once they finally make it legal for people to marry websites.

· Stoya Dating Marilyn Manson? (genesisonline.com)
· Image of Stoya courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

But yes: rumor has it that America's Favorite MILF, Lisa Ann, will be Tina Fey's porn doppelganger (Lynn Lymon, perhaps?). Yes, we know that Lisa Ann is far, far more stacked than Tina Fey... but are you really going to say no to seeing Lisa Ann naked?

Our tipster reports:

Dutch actresses are auditioning for [Greenaway] and being asked two questions: 1) "Would you be willing to have unsimulated intercourse on screen?" 2) "Would you be willing to appear in a shot in which semen leaks out of your vagina?"

Unsimulated sex and creampies? From the director of "The Pillow Book"? Do we have to tell you how excited we are for this? We just hope it makes its way to American theaters—there's nothing quite like eating movie popcorn while watching semen leaking out of a vagina.

· Thumbnail star: the alluring Vivian Wu in "The Pillow Book"

Is it real? Chaunce Hayden, from Steppin Out magazine, sure thinks so. As for us... well, we'll let you be the judge. If you need us, we'll be washing our eyes out with soap—if we scrub hard enough, we'll get rid of the image of that KISS mask, right?

Why so suspicious?

Nadya Suleman doesn't fit Vivid's image. Former Vivid Celeb stars: former Miss USA Kelli McCarty, Pamela Anderson, Kim Kardashian... are we seeing a pattern here? Yeah, we are: and it's one that doesn't include uber-MILF Nadya Suleman. Remember, Vivid isn't Red Light District, who might happily add a Nadya Suleman sex tape to their collection, alongside Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafuoco.

There's no mention of this on the porno media wires. Since it's unlikely that Ms. Suleman is really going to, uh, contaminate her brand with pornstardom, any offer of a contract would have to be a PR stunt (like when Cezar Capone tried to reel in Sarah Palin.). And what good is a PR stunt if it isn't publicized? If this were real, it's the kind of thing AVN would be all over—and we haven't heard a peep out of them.

Then again... a bad economy does make people act unpredictably—perhaps Vivid's broadening their criteria in the search for their next star? Or maybe, in an act of guerrilla marketing, they leaked this letter to TMZ, and didn't send out a press release to the porn media?

Well, we'll be asking around—and we'll let you know when we know more.

· OctoMom Offered $1 Million to Make a Porno (tmz.com)