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more about #straight more comments → hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: I love how recent years have made it okay that I had a crush on Wednesday from The Addams Family. #christinaricci more » SaumyaJellyfish: I could swear the music in the background was from Space Channel 5. Aside from that. Touched... by the hand of God... New Order has a hand in bras now! more » dirtybacon: Did anyone ever win this? I found out I couldn't make it *frowny face* I hope someone here got in! #events more » Conrad: I'm glad I could help. #bigboobs more » Mazda Eric: i'd also bet large sums of money she's never seen an ep. of BSG or star trek: tng. #amateur more » Mazda Eric: I hate the nerd-chic that is so hip these days. when i was in high school i was chunky, awkward, had thick glasses and wore cheap sneakers because my ... more » Ravenrose: My favorite way to put an eye out! #asian more » Mr.Gawn: i kinda want to get my GF one.. but she doesnt even use the rabbit i gave her #maritalaidtestkitchen more » Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more » witeowl: Nice review. I may have to pick one up. One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be ... more » tmronin: hard not to love skin in the bathroom: #latex more » Conrad: [gizmodo.com] #victoriassecret more » thePrototype: that was pretty hot!! #amateur more » Conrad: The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was sa... more » sam991: Speaking of latex, it's precisely 5 months since Bianca Beauchamp was Gratuitous Nude. Methinks the hour has come around again. more » -
#milestones
Goodbye, Roxy Jezel
LA Direct Models is reporting that half-Thai, half-British beauty Roxy Jezel has officially retired from porn. Though she'll be dearly missed, we're glad to know she's in a good place (and that she's leaving on a positive note, too.) More » -
#hardcore
“Not Three's Company XXX”: Pure Parody Gold
In many ways, it's the sex parody we've been waiting for all along. After all those adolescent hours spent dreaming of nailing Chrissy, seeing Brynn Tyler make our fantasies a reality just feels right.
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#fleshbotrequests
Blended To Perfection: Mixed Race Pornstars
As the new year dawns, we're given a new chance to start over, a new sense of hope—especially since, in less than three weeks, we'll be inaugurating a new president. A new biracial president.
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#gallery
"Pinup Perversions": Roxy Jezel Is Lactose Tolerant
Looking like a postwar bride from a country I wish existed, Roxy Jezel has an assimilated tryst with Marco Banderas in the stylish "Pinup Perversions." Is he her husband? We don't know. Is she committing adultery on the kitchen floor of her suburban home of the future? We don't care. When a bouffed-up Aiden Starr comes by later and squirts her with a seltzer bottle, we can only wonder what Doris Kearns Goodwin would have made of this vision of American progress. More » -




