Andy San Dimas, Krissy Lynn, And Ron Jeremy Make Fantasy Characters A Reality

At long last, the wait is over—the team behind Fairytale Fights has released three promos starring Andy San Dimas, Krissy Lynn, and Ron Jeremy. Because who better to sell a fantasy game than a team of pornstars? More »

Krissy Lynn And Andy San Dimas Get Fairytaletastic

Last month, we heard Andy San Dimas mention that she'd gotten to play Snow White in some promos for videogame "Fairytale Fights." The promos won't be out until next month—but some stills have been leaked to the internets. More »

Equal Rights For Pornstars! "Crank 2"'s Porn Strike

A few months ago, we learned that "Crank 2" had a scene featuring a porn actors' strike...starrng real porn actors! By the grace of the good people at Lionsgate, we've managed to get a hold of that very clip. More »

Exxxotica New York Comes To New Jersey

What better way to celebrate an industry that calls childless 23-year-olds MILFs, Hawaiians Asians, and Girls-Only performers lesbians (they're only Girls-Only because they have boyfriends, after all) than to hold the Exxxotica New York consumer show in New Jersey? More »

Through The Looking Ass: "Malice In Lalaland" Teaser Trailer

Sasha Grey. Keni Styles. Guns. Strippers. Vintage cars. The desert. A rockin' soundtrack. If you had any doubt that "Malice in Lalaland" is going to kick some serious ass, this teaser trailer should set your mind right. More »

Popshots Of The Week! Through The Looking Ass Edition

Belgian pornographers Miss Lucifer.tv is shooting Sasha Grey and a cast of dozens in "Malice in La La Land," in which our favorite fuck junkie befriends rabbits, Ron Jeremy plays a growling deviant, and everyone else takes the blue pill. More »

Vintage Porn Parodies: "Super Hornio Brothers"

We'd heard rumors of Ron Jeremy starring in a Super Mario Brothers-themed porn, a long time ago, when Fleshbot was but a twinkle in a young Brit's eye. Turns out it was not a joke. More »

TM Sleaze: TMZ Gone (Even More) Porno

Been hotly anticipating the TMZ-themed parody porn with Ron Jeremy? No? Well, whatever: we have a preview for you anyway. (And trust us, it's better than it sounds. Girl Scout Brownie's honor.)

Escape The Fate Releases (Sorta) Explicit Music Video

Rockstars and naked girls go together like peanut butter and jelly—at least, that seems to be the going theory behind the new "explicit" video for Escape the Fate's "10 Miles Wide." Just how explicit is it? More »

"Christy Canyon: The Lost Footage"

In a sort of "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?" kind of way, watching this 80's-era new-to-DVD video of the delightful Christy Canyon makes me yearn for the days when she was in her porn heydey. Because she has Fleshbot Supreme Commandress written all over her. More »

Pornstars Round Out Cast Of "Crank 2"

We had no desire to see "Crank 2"—but since it features Jenna Haze, Monique Alexander, Nick Manning, Lexington Steele, Ed Powers, and (of course) Ron Jeremy... well, maybe we'll catch it on DVD. More »

Hustler Gives Us A Peek At Their "Hardcore Circus"

As children, we always loved going to the circus. But somehow, we don't think that Hustler's "Hardcore Circus" is quite like the three ring that we remember. (Actually, we're pretty sure it's way better.) More »

Veronica Hart And Ron Jeremy Have A Heart To Heart About Comedy And Porn

"One Eyed Monster" isn't just a horror/comedy/not porn movie starring Carmen Hart, Ron Jeremy, and Veronica Hart—it's also a DVD packed with bonus videos of Ron and Veronica discussing their craft! More »

"One Eyed Monster" Has No Time For Subtlety

"One Eyed Monster" (aka the horror-comedy starring Carmen Hart and Ron Jeremy that's not a porn) has a release date... and the wangiest set of (unofficial) movie posters we've seen, um, ever. More »

Confirmed! Crazy Cabbie/Howard Stern Porn Clip Is Genuine

Well, it turns out that that Crazy Cabbie porno clip we ran is indeed the genuine article—and it's also for sale. More »

FILF: Fathers Finally Get Their Due

Hot and horny mothers are a rather significant porn staple, but fathers are far less likely to get any recognition as an objection of someone's affection. MILFs may be hunted, but FILFs seem destined to be left in the corner (or forced to do hunting themselves). So it was with great joy that we unwrapped our copy of "FILF: Fathers I'd Like to Fu.." (or, according to the title card "Fathers I'd Like to F**k"—were they worried about offending the censors with foul language?). Finally, a tribute to all the sexy fathers in the world (and, inexplicably, Ron Jeremy as well). More »

Another View Of Exxxotica New York

Thankfully, hard to impress New Jerseyites and NYC nighife photographers weren't the only ones covering Exxxotica NY this weekend: intrepid New York Post reporter Justin Rocket Silverman was also there, interviewing fans, chatting up Ron Jeremy, and discussing possible porn names with Crush Object Penny Flame. Like Justin Rocket Silverman isn't good enough already? (Click thumbnail for video.) More »

It may be hard to believe, but Ron Jeremy's been in porn for almost thirty years — and to think, he got into because he wanted to be an actor! Well, for what it's worth, Ron, we thought your performance in "Not The Bradys XXX" totally deserved an Oscar. (time.com)

Ron Jeremy At The Adult Novelty Expo: Are We Having Fun Yet?

Our good friend Jamye Waxman just spent two days at AVN Novelty Expo in Los Angeles (like the regular AVN Expo, but for dildos), and she filed this report on her website. It's safe to say that she found it a lot more interesting than Ron Jeremy did. Seriously, there was a lot of cool stuff there that may soon be stuffed inside you. (avnnoveltyexpo.com + jamyewaxman.com)

If your business is pleasure, how do you separate business from pleasure? For their sexy sex issue, The L Magazine approached over twenty sex professionals, including some Fleshbot Crush Objects like Jamye Waxman and Baby Sinead (as well as someone else you may know ... ahem) to find out how their work effects their private lives. The good news? Yes, they get to take the sample sex toys home with them. (thelmagazine.com: super accurate depiction of sex professional office life from porn-o-rama.com, via)

Porn's Greatest Acting Moments: Because Everyone Loves Thespians

While we disagree with their assertion that it's impossible to be good at both acting and sex (though it's way too early in the week for us to try coming up with an example to refute it), we have to hand it to the folks at Uber for devoting their latest top ten video extravaganza to the Greatest Acting Performances In Porn History: not only did they manage to find (or sneak) a bunch of porn clips on YouTube, they also managed to narrow their selection down to only ten. Surely that deserves some sort of Special Achievement award in itself. More »

Sex Week At Yale: Final Thoughts From An Alum

Sex therapist and sensual salon hostess Dr. Susan Block returned to her alma mater for last month's Sex Week at Yale and proceeded to write the definitive account you wont find in Porn Valley press releases, in which Ron Jeremy is revealed as a pawn of religious groups and Vivid director Paul Thomas is accused of misogyny by the future leaders of America. Block also recounts her own persecution over her use of the word "slutwear": "(S)ome of these well-meaning sisters seem bent on making life as difficult as possible for innocent sluts and the people who love us," she writes in her bonobo-laden travelogue. More »

What do you think Ron Jeremy will stick in the cement when he gets honored as a "Legend of Erotica" next month in Vegas? Whatever it is, we're guessing you don't want to be there when it hardens. (xbiz.com)

Even Ron Jeremy knows that if you want to make an omelet, you've got to break a few eggs ... and then fuck them! (xfanz.com)

If you like this latest Ron Jeremy portrait, how do you think it compares to his pre-porn days headshot taken many, many years ago? Doesn't that guy just look destined to be a star? (thepunkguy.com)

Ron Jeremy: Another Video Tribute

Sort of like that old (though erroneous!) chestnut about the Great Wall of China being the only man-made object visible from outer space, Ron Jeremy is probably the only porn star that visitors from another planet would recognize when they finally make it to Earth. (We'd include Jenna Jameson in that category as well, but since a lot of you seem to think she's barely recognizable these days maybe we're not so sure.) You won't find any of the moments that first launched The Hedgehog into porn superstardom in this collection of PG-13 clips collected by the folks at Uber.com by way of tribute this week—but in Ron's case, maybe being famous simply for being famous is enough. More »

Popshots of the Week!

We resolved this week not to let Queen Latifah know that porn directrix Chi Chi LaRue tossed around more "bitches" and "whores" in five minutes than 2 Live Crew did in a career. We learned that Trina Michaels is a favorite of the parking class. And we watched in amazement as Ange Venus, above, channeled Rosasharn Joad. More »

Have you ever wondered what Ron Jeremy's secret to success with the ladies is? Apparently it involves standing behind a woman and then ... that's about it. He's still got it, folks! (tmz.com)

A Massachusetts state trooper who came to the scene of Ron Jeremy's bus crash, is under investigation because he had his picture taken with the Hedgehog. It's not quite the same as getting blown by Barbie Cummings, but it's better than nothing. (yahoo.com, via xfanz.com)

The lord really does work in mysterious ways: when a porn star gets in bed with a bunch of anti-porn crusaders, he makes their bus crash. We never really understood how this whole religion thing is supposed to work anyway. (xfanz.com)

(Electrical Tape On) NippleWatch: Welcome To Sexopolis

We don't know why this woman is throwing gang signs what with her nips tied down, but she is here to remind you about Sexopolis, an August 31 party hosted by Ron Jeremy and Seymore Butts "featuring, burlesque, sexy demos, naughty happenings and a lingerie/pajama fashion show that will culminate in a porn star pillow fight." What are sexy demos? Might they mean demons? And aren't pillow fights supposed to be spontaneous, like the kind I used to have with Blair, Natalie, and Tootie? More »

We have about thismuch patience for XXXChurch and their disingenuous anti-porn religious propaganda ... but if porn legend Ron Jeremy is going to do a PSA for them, it's maybe worth watching—if only to see for yourself why our pals at XFanz are so spot on in pointing out how full of crap they are. (xfanz.com)