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more about #straight more comments → bmonkey: I also like lounging about on my couch on a Sunday; we should hang out some time... more » Dethzilla: I call this Reincarnation... with references early on to the pic featured in this article... ahem... Oh Lord, if you take me make me a c-a-p Specif... more » otko: I heard she was arrested. For being too sexy. By Eric Estrada. For real. Just kidding more » otko: Mmmmmm. + extra points for that almost perfect symmetricalness. more » otko: Good morning is right. Love the toe spreading more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Jamie Graham, from The Ohio State University. The Buckeyes finally win, at something. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: 2002? Are we sure about that? /broken record more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: That teardrop will be tattooed on my libido for some time hereafter. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: How quickly more turn. Twelve years ago, it was Size 14 -- I think; might have been Nerf Herder -- singing "Claire Danes Poster". Now, the pop-punk of... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: If this were Germany, PPO would mean something completely different. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: It's really almost a public-private partnership. Secluded from the bustle at end on the club floor, but still of the club. Somebody could walk in any ... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: #bardon (Imagine the n-dash between the d & o, since hash-tagging will not allow it.) more » angelicbeef: nearly a lost art, sigh, they were all wonderful more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Altogether love this, but really, I can hardly get past my "jealousy" at how wide she can spread her toes. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: "Talk about the shackles!" -- as heard on theONION comedy cd Not for Broadcast* *Which I dutifully played on my college radio show, oh, so many (ten!... more » -
#thehorror
"Ejacula 2" The Future
In 1993 the world met "Ejacula," a vampiress who, probably because she was immortal, missed the memo that Duran Duran fashions had expired several years earlier. But we also met Tonisha Mills. Two years later the whole "Ejacula" gang returned. More » -
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
Andy San Dimas, Krissy Lynn, And Ron Jeremy Make Fantasy Characters A Reality
At long last, the wait is over—the team behind Fairytale Fights has released three promos starring Andy San Dimas, Krissy Lynn, and Ron Jeremy. Because who better to sell a fantasy game than a team of pornstars? More » -
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
Krissy Lynn And Andy San Dimas Get Fairytaletastic
Last month, we heard Andy San Dimas mention that she'd gotten to play Snow White in some promos for videogame "Fairytale Fights." The promos won't be out until next month—but some stills have been leaked to the internets. More » -
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
Equal Rights For Pornstars! "Crank 2"'s Porn Strike
A few months ago, we learned that "Crank 2" had a scene featuring a porn actors' strike...starrng real porn actors! By the grace of the good people at Lionsgate, we've managed to get a hold of that very clip. More » -
#sexfests
Exxxotica New York Comes To New Jersey
What better way to celebrate an industry that calls childless 23-year-olds MILFs, Hawaiians Asians, and Girls-Only performers lesbians (they're only Girls-Only because they have boyfriends, after all) than to hold the Exxxotica New York consumer show in New Jersey? More » -
#upcoming
Through The Looking Ass: "Malice In Lalaland" Teaser Trailer
Sasha Grey. Keni Styles. Guns. Strippers. Vintage cars. The desert. A rockin' soundtrack. If you had any doubt that "Malice in Lalaland" is going to kick some serious ass, this teaser trailer should set your mind right. More » -
#popshots
Popshots Of The Week! Through The Looking Ass Edition
Belgian pornographers Miss Lucifer.tv is shooting Sasha Grey and a cast of dozens in "Malice in La La Land," in which our favorite fuck junkie befriends rabbits, Ron Jeremy plays a growling deviant, and everyone else takes the blue pill. More » -
#blastfromthepast
Vintage Porn Parodies: "Super Hornio Brothers"
We'd heard rumors of Ron Jeremy starring in a Super Mario Brothers-themed porn, a long time ago, when Fleshbot was but a twinkle in a young Brit's eye. Turns out it was not a joke. More » -
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#sneakpeek
TM Sleaze: TMZ Gone (Even More) Porno
Been hotly anticipating the TMZ-themed parody porn with Ron Jeremy? No? Well, whatever: we have a preview for you anyway. (And trust us, it's better than it sounds.Girl ScoutBrownie's honor.) -
#music
Escape The Fate Releases (Sorta) Explicit Music Video
Rockstars and naked girls go together like peanut butter and jelly—at least, that seems to be the going theory behind the new "explicit" video for Escape the Fate's "10 Miles Wide." Just how explicit is it? More » -
#hardcore
Erica McLean's "Hardcore Circus" Is A True Masterpiece
Erica McLean has outdone herself this time, assembling a bizarre and erotic cast of lovely freaks for her recent film "Hardcore Circus," and ensnaring us once more into her lascivious art. Did we mention that we love her? More » -
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
Pornstars Round Out Cast Of "Crank 2"
We had no desire to see "Crank 2"—but since it features Jenna Haze, Monique Alexander, Nick Manning, Lexington Steele, Ed Powers, and (of course) Ron Jeremy... well, maybe we'll catch it on DVD. More » -
#upcoming
Hustler Gives Us A Peek At Their "Hardcore Circus"
As children, we always loved going to the circus. But somehow, we don't think that Hustler's "Hardcore Circus" is quite like the three ring that we remember. (Actually, we're pretty sure it's way better.) More » -
#pornstars
Veronica Hart And Ron Jeremy Have A Heart To Heart About Comedy And Porn
"One Eyed Monster" isn't just a horror/comedy/not porn movie starring Carmen Hart, Ron Jeremy, and Veronica Hart—it's also a DVD packed with bonus videos of Ron and Veronica discussing their craft! More » -
#worldofpeen
"One Eyed Monster" Has No Time For Subtlety
"One Eyed Monster" (aka the horror-comedy starring Carmen Hart and Ron Jeremy that's not a porn) has a release date... and the wangiest set of (unofficial) movie posters we've seen, um, ever. More » -
#hardcore
“Not Three's Company XXX”: Pure Parody Gold
In many ways, it's the sex parody we've been waiting for all along. After all those adolescent hours spent dreaming of nailing Chrissy, seeing Brynn Tyler make our fantasies a reality just feels right.
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#celebrity
Confirmed! Crazy Cabbie/Howard Stern Porn Clip Is Genuine
Well, it turns out that that Crazy Cabbie porno clip we ran is indeed the genuine article—and it's also for sale. More » -
#rumors
Is This A Porno Shot At Howard Stern's Studio?
We've received word that this clip is from a notorious porn video shot years ago by the Howard Stern Show's Crazy Cabbie... at the actual Howard Stern K-Rock offices. More » -
#recoveredmaidenhood
To Sunset Thomas On Her 37th Birthday: Here's Your Virginity Back
The problem is an existential one: If a man does not come on his partner's face and/or tits and/or hair and/or belly and/or ass, has Porn happened? Let's check in with birthday girl Sunset Thomas. More »
