Fleshbot: straight, robots

Taking A Trip To The Robot Peep Show

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 14:30:01 EDT

Giles Walker's pole dancing robots are intended as commentary on our surveillance society—but we prefer to see them as a small taste of adult entertainment for robosexuals.

Indeed, if David Levy's right about all of us eventually shacking up with our robot friends, then this video could, in fact, be a preview of the future of strip clubs. Personally, we prefer exotic dancers of the flesh and blood type, but these robot performers do have their charms.

·http://www.gileswalker.org/gileswalker.org/ROBOTS/Pages/pole_dancers.html#0">Pole Dancers (gileswalker.org, via fluffylychees.blogspot.com)

Violet Blue Schools G4 On The Future Of Sex

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 13:30:01 EST

Ever wondered what your sex life will look like... in the future? We're not just talking about who you'll be bedding and whether your porn will be in 3d—we're talking sci-fi sex here.

When will we be getting it on with supersonic fuckbots? Or having orgasms at the press of a button? Or doing it... in space? Our friend Violet Blue knows—and she was more than happy to go on TV and tell all to the viewers of "Attack of the Show."

Now if we can just figure out how to be a beta tester for that orgasm button...

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· future sex on Attack of the Show (tinynibbles.com)
· Thumbnail star: Pussean princess Alexia Milano (galacticgirls.com)

Introducing The Lego Masturbator

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 14:30:01 EST

Looking for something to do with that Lego robotics kit you just got for Christmas? Here's one idea: you can make your own Rubbot!

Sure, the Legos might chafe the skin a little bit... but sometimes you have to suffer for DIY.

· Der Lego Masturbator (youtube.com)

Sure, some might think that this debate...

Jonnobot — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:20:28 EDT

Sure, some might think that this debate about having sex with a robot hooker is just a silly thing to laugh over while you're enjoying a pint or two—but as we've told you before, questions like this are going to be very serious ones in the future. So isn't it better you take the time to clarify your own position on the matter now? (asylum.com; thumbnail via Obscene Machines)

Hey ladies, prepare to have your breasts...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 13:01:15 EST

Hey ladies, prepare to have your breasts constantly manipulated by the loving claws of this faceless animatronic robot from the future. It can't feel much worse than getting rubbed down by some of your clumsier ex-boyfriends. (Gizmodo)

When are sexy robots too hot for TV? Apparently,...

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:58:40 EST

When are sexy robots too hot for TV? Apparently, when they're getting it on with real live people. So much for that Fucking Machines miniseries we were hoping for ... (news.com.au; more on "Obscene Machines"

"Once You Go Robot, You Never Go Back"

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 14:10:19 EST

The concept of hot robot-on-human love may (still) sound like crazy talk to some, but author of "Love + Sex With Robots" David Levy made a compelling case for it to Stephen Colbert. Seriously, if something fucked you with the stamina of a supercharged mechanical sex machine and then did your taxes in the morning, you'd probably fall in love with it too.

· The Colbert Report (comedycentral.com)

Getting SaSi At The 2008 AVN Expo

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 12:25:33 EST

It's pronounced like "sassy" and we know this because this gadget was one of the most talked about on the inanimate object side of the AVN Expo—the SaSi is the sex toy that learns. If you're as scared about a planetary robot takeover as we are, then the thought of a vibrator that understands your pleasure so well it can teach itself to get you off, might make you want to break out the tinfoil hats and start digging those underground dwellings. To assuage our fears, our fine friends at sex toy wonder emporium Babeland arranged a demonstration for us, courtesy of pornstar/vulva puppet instructor Daisy Lane. Keep in mind, this is only a prototype—they won't be available for purchase until spring—so you still have several good months left before SaSi become self-aware and enslaves you in orgasmic bliss.

· SaSi by JeJoue (jejoue.com)
· Pre Order SaSi (babeland.com)
· Video by Nick McGlynn

Previously: Sex Toy TechWatch: Je Joue Programmable Vibrator

Sexy android lust object? Check. Hot amputee...

Jonnobot — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 11:51:57 EST

Sexy android lust object? Check. Hot amputee fetish action? Got it. For such a diminutive gal, new "Terminator" star Summer Glau sure packs a lot of kink into one small package ... one that's easy to transport, too! (goldenfiddle.tumblr.com)

Someday, you too will be having sex with...

Jonnobot — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 14:11:02 EST

Someday, you too will be having sex with robots—at least according to "Love And Sex With Robots" author David Levy. But as he reminds us in this interview, it might not turn out to be all it's cracked up to be: "If someone has great sex with their robot, they will want the sex with their human partners to be great as well, which could lead to disappointment." Don't say you weren't warned. (andiamnotlying.com)

Warning: That sexy 18-year-old Russian model...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:47:48 EST

Warning: That sexy 18-year-old Russian model who totally wants to cybersex you may actually be a chat bot who just wants your credit card numbers so it can buy a mail-order chat bot bride and have little chat bot babies. Yes, the machines officially own us now. (news.com, via Valleywag)

Of course, our geeky siblings at Gizmodo...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:56:20 EST

Of course, our geeky siblings at Gizmodo have video footage of that dental robot/pervert detector we posted about yesterday. We know what you're thinking and ... don't even try it. She definitely bites. (Gizmodo)

The Japanese have quite a bit more experience...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 16:25:25 EST

The Japanese have quite a bit more experience with the humanoid robot race, which is why this state-of-the-art dental simulation training robot has one feature that most engineers wouldn't think to include—boob sensors that ensure no one touches her inappropriately. Yeah, they've definitely done this sort of thing before. (yahoo.com)

Robot Armies To Hump Planet Into Submission

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 11:10:57 EST

Behold the grim future that waits us, our pets and our low-end electronic devices. We always knew that robots would take over the world someday, but honestly ... it's probably not a bad way to go.

The Rubbot: Hands Free Masturbation Is (Almost) Here

Fleshbot — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 13:14:45 EDT

What's round, blue, and trying to get you off? Why, the Rubbot, of course, a sex toy for men that's currently under development by a product design team in San Francisco that is also soliciting beta testers from among masturbators just like you for the project. Using something called the "Inch Worm Concept" to provide a fully automated wanking experience, the Rubbot's creators promise that it will prove to be "compact, hands-free, cool-looking and . . . let's just say, 'effective'" upon its release sometime next year. As far as we're concerned, a male sex toy we don't have to use one of our hands to fiddle with couldn't come a minute too soon, especially since our jobs require keeping at least one hand free for typing and mouse clicking and stuff—and that Thai hooker we keep hiring to take care of our other manual needs while we're working is starting to get awfully expensive.

· Rubbot.com: The Male Sex Toy (rubbot.com, via slashdong.org)

We've already breached the robot/human sexual...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:30:49 EDT

We've already breached the robot/human sexual barriers (sorta), but at least one nerd says that by 2050 robot love will be so commonplace that people will actually start to marry their electronic friends. Considering that it's almost 2008 and two gay humans can't even go that far, don't hold your breath on that one. (livescience.com + theregister.co.uk)

Robot Porn: Too Hot For YouTube

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 14:22:12 EDT

Even though the trailer for Michael Sullivan's unfinished techno-punk epic "The Sex Life of Robots" had been sitting on YouTube servers for nearly a year, it went mostly unnoticed until a couple of weeks ago when some old-fashioned interwebs publicity got the buzz machine rolling. This sudden surge in interest vaulted the clip up YouTube's popularity rankings and so the video giant responded the only way they know how—they pulled it. Too nasty for those sensitive Google-y eyes, you see. Oh, and did we mention ... the actors are frickin' robots!? Fortunately, Sullivan didn't seem too upset when we ran into him at the Museum of Sex anniversary bash and he took the time to talk to us about his friendly mechanical creations and his, um ... interesting plans for the spectacular sequel.

· YouTube Pulls Plug on NSFW Robot Sex Movie (video reposted @ wired.com)
· Video by Richard Blakeley

Previously: "Sex Life Of Robots",Museum Of Sex Turns Five

We were crushed when we realized that the...

Fleshbot — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:06:34 EDT

We were crushed when we realized that the headline "Robot masseur in Japan gives facials" was attached to a story about a new Japanese robot facial stimulation device and not, you know, robots giving facials. We're still disappointed that we don't have our jetpacks yet; does Yahoo have to rub it in that other things we're looking forward to haven't been invented yet either? (news.yahoo.com - thanks Ben)

Sexy Technology @ Arse Elektronika

Fleshbot — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:55:20 EDT

Fleshbot femmebot Violet Blue managed to escape the evil clutches of an army of mechanical sex machines and the lure of an interactive "female orgasm simulator" called Moaning Lisa to collect some on-the-scene reports from the Arse Elektronika "pr0novation" conference at Kink.com in San Francisco this weekend. Of course, it would have been even more interesting had she not escaped their clutches and filed an even more salacious report or two, but we're holding out hope that she gets to know them even better next time. After all, events like this are all about looking forward to the future, right?

· "[video] daytime at kink.com and arse elektronika setup" and "in the arse elektronika fishbowl" (tinynibbles.com)
· Photo via Viviane's Sex Carnival

More after the jump.

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· "Moanin' and Makin' Music at Arse Elektronika" and "'So who wants to f**k a robot?'" (wired.com; photos by Lane Hartwell)

· Arse Elektronika 2007 Photos (laughingsquid.com)

Aaron Dunn's Optimus Prime Erotica

Lux Nightmare — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 11:49:18 EDT

They say our sexual desires are shaped by childhood experiences and obsessions, so we're pretty sure that there's someone (or someones) out there who will be very happy to know about artist Aaron Dunn's series of Optimus Prime erotica. Apparently, under that hard metal exterior, Optimus is actually a hot young thing with a fondness for martinis, fishnets, and lounging around in the nude. Just our type of girl! Transformers not your thing? Dunn also has a series of Darth Vader erotica. And if you're creeped out by the thought of any of your childhood heroes having sex lives, don't worry; Dunn's got plenty of non-Optimus Prime erotica too ... and it's all plenty hot to boot.

· Aaron Dunn Galleries (therealaarondunn.com, via otomano.blogspot.com)