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#thefuture
Taking A Trip To The Robot Peep Show
Giles Walker's pole dancing robots are intended as commentary on our surveillance society—but we prefer to see them as a small taste of adult entertainment for robosexuals. More » -
#thefuture
Violet Blue Schools G4 On The Future Of Sex
Ever wondered what your sex life will look like... in the future? We're not just talking about who you'll be bedding and whether your porn will be in 3d—we're talking sci-fi sex here. More » -
#fleshbotcraftcorner
Introducing The Lego Masturbator
Looking for something to do with that Lego robotics kit you just got for Christmas? Here's one idea: you can make your own Rubbot! More » -
#tehfuture
Sure, some might think that this debate about having sex with a robot hooker is just a silly thing to laugh over while you're enjoying a pint or two—but as we've told you before, questions like this are going to be very serious ones in the future. So isn't it better you take the time to clarify your own position on the matter now? (asylum.com; thumbnail via Obscene Machines) -
#robots
Hey ladies, prepare to have your breasts constantly manipulated by the loving claws of this faceless animatronic robot from the future. It can't feel much worse than getting rubbed down by some of your clumsier ex-boyfriends. (Gizmodo) -
#news
When are sexy robots too hot for TV? Apparently, when they're getting it on with real live people. So much for that Fucking Machines miniseries we were hoping for ... (news.com.au; more on "Obscene Machines" ) -
#video
"Once You Go Robot, You Never Go Back"
The concept of hot robot-on-human love may (still) sound like crazy talk to some, but author of "Love + Sex With Robots" David Levy made a compelling case for it to Stephen Colbert. Seriously, if something fucked you with the stamina of a supercharged mechanical sex machine and then did your taxes in the morning, you'd probably fall in love with it too. More » -
#sextoys
Getting SaSi At The 2008 AVN Expo
It's pronounced like "sassy" and we know this because this gadget was one of the most talked about on the inanimate object side of the AVN Expo—the SaSi is the sex toy that learns. If you're as scared about a planetary robot takeover as we are, then the thought of a vibrator that understands your pleasure so well it can teach itself to get you off, might make you want to break out the tinfoil hats and start digging those underground dwellings. To assuage our fears, our fine friends at sex toy wonder emporium Babeland arranged a demonstration for us, courtesy of pornstar/vulva puppet instructor Daisy Lane. Keep in mind, this is only a prototype—they won't be available for purchase until spring—so you still have several good months left before SaSi become self-aware and enslaves you in orgasmic bliss. More » -
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#television
Sexy android lust object? Check. Hot amputee fetish action? Got it. For such a diminutive gal, new "Terminator" star Summer Glau sure packs a lot of kink into one small package ... one that's easy to transport, too! (goldenfiddle.tumblr.com) -
#thefuture
Someday, you too will be having sex with robots—at least according to "Love And Sex With Robots" author David Levy. But as he reminds us in this interview, it might not turn out to be all it's cracked up to be: "If someone has great sex with their robot, they will want the sex with their human partners to be great as well, which could lead to disappointment." Don't say you weren't warned. (andiamnotlying.com) -
#computers
Warning: That sexy 18-year-old Russian model who totally wants to cybersex you may actually be a chat bot who just wants your credit card numbers so it can buy a mail-order chat bot bride and have little chat bot babies. Yes, the machines officially own us now. (news.com, via Valleywag) -
#robots
Of course, our geeky siblings at Gizmodo have video footage of that dental robot/pervert detector we posted about yesterday. We know what you're thinking and ... don't even try it. She definitely bites. (Gizmodo) -
#robots
The Japanese have quite a bit more experience with the humanoid robot race, which is why this state-of-the-art dental simulation training robot has one feature that most engineers wouldn't think to include—boob sensors that ensure no one touches her inappropriately. Yeah, they've definitely done this sort of thing before. (yahoo.com) -
#sextoys
The Rubbot: Hands Free Masturbation Is (Almost) Here
What's round, blue, and trying to get you off? Why, the Rubbot, of course, a sex toy for men that's currently under development by a product design team in San Francisco that is also soliciting beta testers from among masturbators just like you for the project. Using something called the "Inch Worm Concept" to provide a fully automated wanking experience, the Rubbot's creators promise that it will prove to be "compact, hands-free, cool-looking and . . . let's just say, 'effective'" upon its release sometime next year. As far as we're concerned, a male sex toy we don't have to use one of our hands to fiddle with couldn't come a minute too soon, especially since our jobs require keeping at least one hand free for typing and mouse clicking and stuff—and that Thai hooker we keep hiring to take care of our other manual needs while we're working is starting to get awfully expensive.
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#robots
We've already breached the robot/human sexual barriers (sorta), but at least one nerd says that by 2050 robot love will be so commonplace that people will actually start to marry their electronic friends. Considering that it's almost 2008 and two gay humans can't even go that far, don't hold your breath on that one. (livescience.com + theregister.co.uk) -
#thirdgradehumor
We were crushed when we realized that the headline "Robot masseur in Japan gives facials" was attached to a story about a new Japanese robot facial stimulation device and not, you know, robots giving facials. We're still disappointed that we don't have our jetpacks yet; does Yahoo have to rub it in that other things we're looking forward to haven't been invented yet either? (news.yahoo.com - thanks Ben) -
#events
Sexy Technology @ Arse Elektronika
Fleshbot femmebot Violet Blue managed to escape the evil clutches of an army of mechanical sex machines and the lure of an interactive "female orgasm simulator" called Moaning Lisa to collect some on-the-scene reports from the Arse Elektronika "pr0novation" conference at Kink.com in San Francisco this weekend. Of course, it would have been even more interesting had she not escaped their clutches and filed an even more salacious report or two, but we're holding out hope that she gets to know them even better next time. After all, events like this are all about looking forward to the future, right? More » -
#hotrobotlove
Aaron Dunn's Optimus Prime Erotica
They say our sexual desires are shaped by childhood experiences and obsessions, so we're pretty sure that there's someone (or someones) out there who will be very happy to know about artist Aaron Dunn's series of Optimus Prime erotica. Apparently, under that hard metal exterior, Optimus is actually a hot young thing with a fondness for martinis, fishnets, and lounging around in the nude. Just our type of girl! Transformers not your thing? Dunn also has a series of Darth Vader erotica. And if you're creeped out by the thought of any of your childhood heroes having sex lives, don't worry; Dunn's got plenty of non-Optimus Prime erotica too ... and it's all plenty hot to boot. More » -
#robotsarestealingourstrippers
There's a crisis in this country and only comedian/painter Vance DeGeneres (yes, brother of Ellen) has the courage to speak up about it. We must protect our naked ladies from this robot menace! (vancedegeneres.com + aidansavoygallery.com, via Boing Boing) -
#robots
The terminators are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. And they won't stop fucking until their batteries run out. So much for our future. (Flickr, via sexoteric.com) -
#greatmomentsinadvertising
WTF Is Going On Here?
How would you like to start your day with a nice tall, frosty glass of WTF? That's exactly what you can get if you live near a Mac's Convenience Store (Canada's answer to the 7-11) and have access to a Froster (Mac's answer to the Slurpee.) See, the Froster comes in three sizes—WTF, OMGWTF and RUNTSOMGWTF—but of course you won't learn any of that from their new ad campaign, which is appropriately entitled "WTF" since it will leave the majority of viewers scratching their heads and saying WTF? If watching two axe-weilding lesbians romp with a giant man-tree or seeing a robot take a pommel horse from behind doesn't make you say WTF, then you must have achieved an all-knowing state of clarity that most Buddhist monks could only dream of. Seriously ... what the fuck? More »
