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more about #straight more comments → Conrad: Are we sure that's not just an excerpt from Californication? Sorry on further inspection it is just a look-a-like of Rick Springfield. Close, but not... more » MCWHAMMER: My god, we'll have to get the FBI just to verify that that is both a man and woman - the video seems to have been recorded via a 1997 cameraphone. more » Crystal_Mountain: Now I actually care about this movie. DAMN YOU, UNIVERSE. more » FrankN.Stein: who is bai ling? oh, yes, i remember those nipples... ;) more » Snowbunny: I lost my mind last night with her whole twist at the end. God, after like three episodes of nothing happening this week was insane and next week mig... more » otko: Ottimo, you should write The Fleshbot Guide: When And When Not To Cross The Threshold more » otko: I'd love to go to Argentina just to interact with the most beautiful women in the world. Don't they speak english there too? more » bmonkey: Oh, to be a loofah... more » bmonkey: My hands would never get tired. Just saying. :-D more » Ruthless, If you let me: Danika link looks borked. [shermsshack.com] This should get you there. more » justingeist: The Justin Geists of the world love Jena Malone. more » Princess Commands, Darling: I'm looking forward to Bai's look catching on across the country... more » Princess Commands, Darling: Is she actually the first girl to go from pro cheering to the pron? Given what cheering looks like these days, it's a pretty natural progression. more » fragile: Splish Splash? more » fragile: Break On Through (To The Other Side) more » -
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DVD Review: "Gov Lov: The Eliot Splitz-her Story"
Less than one month after the Eliot Spitzer "Client 9" scandal broke, Hustler made a porn parody of it. So you can say this about porn: even if it no longer drives technology, you can be sure that the turnaround time between event and attendant testicular reaction to event is still very quick. Should this movie be reviewed on its own merits, as a story of a public official who can't keep his pants on, or should we think of it as a porn adaptation of real, though tawdry, events? More »
