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    Ravenrose: My favorite way to put an eye out! #asian more »
    Mr.Gawn: i kinda want to get my GF one.. but she doesnt even use the rabbit i gave her #maritalaidtestkitchen more »
    Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more »
    witeowl: Nice review. I may have to pick one up. One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be ... more »
    tmronin: hard not to love skin in the bathroom: #latex more »
    Conrad: [gizmodo.com] #victoriassecret more »
    thePrototype: that was pretty hot!! #amateur more »
    Conrad: The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was sa... more »
    sam991: Speaking of latex, it's precisely 5 months since Bianca Beauchamp was Gratuitous Nude. Methinks the hour has come around again. more »
    Beaker: Caution! Perky Nipples! #asian more »
  • #rippedfromtheheadlines

    DVD Review: "Gov Lov: The Eliot Splitz-her Story"

    Less than one month after the Eliot Spitzer "Client 9" scandal broke, Hustler made a porn parody of it. So you can say this about porn: even if it no longer drives technology, you can be sure that the turnaround time between event and attendant testicular reaction to event is still very quick. Should this movie be reviewed on its own merits, as a story of a public official who can't keep his pants on, or should we think of it as a porn adaptation of real, though tawdry, events? More »
  • #rippedfromtheheadlines

    Porn Of The Opportunistic Moment: Hustler's "Gov Love: The Elliot Splitz-Her Story"

    Though my title would have been "VaGIANT 9," Hustler's choice of the easily-identifiable "Elliot Splitz-Her" for its ripped-from-the-headlines pornification of the prostie-loving former New York Governor is proof enough why it owns real estate and I only have fond memories. Veteran performer Mike Horner (first porn scene, 1978; recently, Mike Not-the-Brady in "Not the Bradys XXX") was deemed to have the gravitas required to inhabit the role of "Client (of course) 69." More »
  • #hardcore

    Photoplay: "Paris & Nicole Go To Jail"

    Our first objective when watching this ripped-from-the-headlines movie (shot on June 28 during that heady Everyone Is Going To Jail period this summer) was to make sure that producer Venom Digital hadn't slapped a pair of sunglasses on Sindee Jennings, told her that she was no longer shooting "Dirtsquirt Gapeshakes" but instead "Paris & Nicole Go to Jail", and made yet another in-name-only porn knockoff. Because we are concerned with the adult industry's continued credibility. More »
  • #rippedfromtheheadlines

    You Saw It Coming: "Paris And Nicole Go To Jail"

    The whole opportunistic celebrity-based porn parody shame spiral continues this week with Venom Digital's anouncement that they will release "Paris & Nicole Go to Jail" next month ... in HD, no less! No word on a street date or anything by way of a preview aside from a press quote explaining that the DVD will show how the leads (neither of whom look very much like their felonious namesakes) "find that life is different on the inside, and at first have trouble adapting, but soon learn how to get things in prison by becoming friendly with the warden, the guards, the inmates, things of that nature". But you knew all that already. More »
  • #rippedfromtheheadlines

    Jenna Haze In "Celebusluts"

    As the man said, it's such a fine line between stupid and clever. But in porn, it is a fine line between stupid and not stupid. Elegant Angel's "Celebusluts" features vignettes pulled from the headlines and pornofied, but doesn't force the joke by coming up with names like "Lindsay HoHand". We approve. More »