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more about #straight more comments → I.M.B.Y What's THIS for...!: Ive got the gay and straight version on my 'puter when I come here. Just above this is teh Joash West post. The poses are trying to tell us something? more » I.M.B.Y What's THIS for...!: gosh, I really miss the witty remarks here. There weren't many, but right now I would kill to see what "jose raez the roof" would say Anyway that ... more » MrsPoundcake: Why thanks Lux, for hearing my cri de coeur...My chest feels tight from the swelling of emotions. Oh wait...My chest is swelling cause I'm squeezing i... more » MrsPoundcake: Nice tit-a-tete interview. Eva is heavenly. more » whosthatpussy: I would like to sign up for a one-on-one master class. Ha ha. more » whosthatpussy: Oh...I was on board with this until I got a better look at her stockings. Then all I could think about were the sandworms from Beeltlejuice. *sigh* more » Brian47: Wow, score one for the F/M strap-on clip - good job! :) more » crackblind: I've seen a few of these before and am pretty sure they are legit. I've only seen an airbrushed version of #5. Any idea where they came from? (My Ger... more » fragile: stay away from someone who is drowning, they grab for everything in reach. like bikinis. more » fragile: Proof that SG can't read? more » Beaker: "The water could be a little warmer. Oh well, I've got some places to hang my soap-on-a-rope." more » Beaker: A thru C are nice. D thru F, and up, are grand! An understatement. ----- Numbers and letters, Where the larger (the better!) Is what we dream of. -... more » hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: Bunnies! more » otko: I'll admit I prefer the post-transformation Monroe but there's something about the way she looks here too. Like in the movie Vertigo where the chick c... more » FrankN.Stein: good you didn't call twilight WITHOUT it's parody sexy ;). Thirst is very hot tohugh at least until SPOILER the pale wet corpse showing up in their be... more » -
#outrage
Bree Olson: Headlights For The Blind
Bubba the Love Sponge seems reprehensible on his "Bubba Raw 4," in which the Howard/Opie-esque radio host tries to convince Bree Olson that one of his lackies is blind. He appears scandalized when she doesn't believe him. More » -
#fleshbotinternational
Ancient Swedish And French Porn From The Empire State
Just as the world is fascinated with America, what with our Arby's, Don Cheadle, and Totoro, so are we enraptured by the rest of the world. Today we look at the classic pornos "French Schoolgirls" and "Swedish Sorority Girls." More » -
#dvd
"Frisk Me" Before The Government Finds Out!
Here's something the anarchists don't realize: in order to fuck the cops, the cops must first fuck you. More » -
#dvd
What Lies "Behind The Red Door"? A Whole Lot Of Sexy
There are many reasons to see Carlos Batts's "Behind the Red Door." The first, and most obvious, is that it stars April Flores. But you should also see it to witness the glory of Syd Blakovich as a femme. More » -
#dvd
Rice, Toast, and "Unseasoned Players" Are Good For Digestion
Kagney Linn Karter isn't bland. Not by a longshot. More » -
#dvd
Not A Parody: "Gimme A Fucking Spring Break"
Did we for a moment wonder if Pink Visual had jumped into the parody market and signed Jada Fire to play Nell Carter a la Charlize Theron playing Aileen Wuornos? No, we're not dumb. But these Spring Breakers are! More » -
#dvd
We've Got A Big-Ass Fixation With "Big Ass Fixation 5"
Talk about mudflaps, my girl's got 'em. More » -
#dvd
Sticky, Sweet, Serious Work In "Popsicle Play"
Because when you think about it, snowballing makes more sense if you do it with ice cream. More » -
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#dvd
Naked Trainwrecks: "Porn's Most Outrageous Outtakes 4"
It's not always a trainwreck on a porn set, but when it is, Jim Powers knows he can recoup some of his expenses with another fascinating edition of "Porn's Most Outrageous Outtakes." Enter Tanner Mayes. More » -
#dvd
Pornstars In Polyester: "'70s Show: A XXX Parody"
Quick word of advice: jizz will not wash out of polyester. Trust us. More » -
#dvd
Really? "You’re Nailin' Palin"? You Betcha!
This just proves that we always love to fuck the ones we love to hate to fuck to love to hate. More » -
#dvd
Jada Fire Gets On Marco's "Dark Side"
No, "The Dark Side of Marco Banderas" is not an interracial title. It is post-racial. And neither is it a somber and moody piece of porn. In fact, the viewer is left happy for everyone involved. Then there's Jada Fire... More » -
#dvd
Reapplying Sunscreen Will Not Protect You From “Bree Exposed”
The back cover says "Bree Olson gives her tribute to sex." We should all give tribute to the sun-goddess known as Bree. More » -
#dvd
Wear Your Raincoat: "Cummin' At You 3D"
Porn can be so basic that when someone gets it wrong it can be shocking: How can you fuck up fucking? But "Cummin' At You 3D" gets it gloriously right - in your face! More » -
#dvd
Swingers And Ringers: "A Real Swinger's Orgy"
It is not often that we find a porn movie that is charming, especially at such a cynical time. Private's "A Real Swinger's Orgy" makes having sex with strangers seem fun and wholesome again. More » -
#avncontenders
"Pure" Screwing Satisfaction
It starts innocently enough. Sada (the beautiful Asa Akira) begins an innocuous flirtation with her castrating boss's husband, Kichi (Keni Styles). What knew Sada would get a taste for it herself? More » -
#diy
It's Phoenix Marie's "Sexy Life," And You're Welcome To It
You know who's sexy in person? That Phoenix Marie. She seems, in all the best ways, ready to go. So we were very interested to see her solo project, "My Sexy Life." More » -
#dvd
John Madden’s Penis Delightfully Absent From “Not Monday Night Football XXX”
Perhaps XPlay was concerned about offending fans? We personally would've been stoked to finally see Howard Cosell's little monkey. More » -
#dvd
"Glamazons": A Day In The Life Of April Flores
You've probably wondered, at one time or another, what every day life is like for BBW porn goddess April Flores. "Glamazons," the latest film from April's partner-in-crime Carlos Batts, attempts to answer that question. More » -
#sextoys
The Ego Stroker Helps Her Get A Grip
You ever put someone's eye out while you were in the mysterious 69 position? It is the secret shame of many. But with the 69® Ego Stroker CyberSkin® Oral Sex Enhancer, she will never lose her grip again. More »



