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#blastfromthepast
RetroNudity: Neda Arneric In "Shaft In Africa"
Once again, Shaft shows us that sticking it to the man is best done by sticking it to the woman. More » -
#boobs
The Real Sex Bombs Of The "Mad Men" Era
Our former comrade/forever hero Violet Blue recently reminded us that one of the reasons "Mad Men" is so fun to watch is because it chronicles the emergence of American sexual independence. Who doesn't love that? More » -
#topless
Peeling It Off For The Wallpaper Project
On paper, the idea of standing 75 different women in front of 75 different wallpaper designs created in 75 different years sounds completely silly and maybe even a bit pointless. Once you see the finished product, however, you might say, "Now, I get it! That's neato!" It's still a little bizarre and random, but as an art project it's pretty nifty. Of course, that may just be the part of us that likes seeing 75 women go topless talking, but that part of us always did have a good eye for art. More » -
#art
Pervart: Art Made For, By and Of The Pervs
If you like art but are bored by paint-by-numbers flower vases and bowls of fruit and pretty pictures of pastures, then maybe you need something a little more, uh ... unique. (And preferably more dirty.) In that case, a blog called Pervart seems like a good place to start. That's how we found this Flickr gallery of remixed porno pictures made super adorable with the addition of things like Space Invaders and our little friend Gizmo. There's more fantastic finds after the jump, even if the site is in need of an update. Man (and woman) cannot live on porno pancakes alone. More » -
#television
"Swingtown": Primetime Television Now Overrun With Sexy Bikini-Clad Swingers
Have you watched the "hit" new show "Swingtown"? It's about how everyone in the 1970s used to do nothing but fuck each other on shag carpeting (and not about the music our grandparents used to listen to during WW2 as we were previously led to believe). Groovy! We didn't see it because we were too busy hooking up a disco ball to our lava lamp, but if the video below is to be trusted, the only costumes available to female members were bikinis. Don't worry though: since it airs on CBS, you can always call your grandmother to see what you missed since she was probably tuned in. If she wasn't listening to big band music at the time, that is. More » -
#video
Desiree Cousteau In "Randy The Electric Lady": The Original Orgasm Addict?
We've been huge fans of porn legend Desiree Cousteau and her appearance as the hapless victim of evil orgasmic research in 1980's "Randy The Electric Lady" ever since ... uh, yesterday when our diode-twiddling colleagues at io9 rescued her from porn obscurity and bought her to our attention. (Hey, can we help it if we were still getting hooked on phonics when the movie was originally released?) In this bonus excerpt from the film, watch in amazement as Desiree-as-Randy is subject to the relentless probings of a proto-FuckingMachine-like device while the divine Juliet "Aunt Peg" Anderson cackles maniacally in the background. It's almost enough for us to track down the torrent file ourselves for the unavailable-on-DVD movie so we can see how the whole thing turns out! (Unless someone out there has a Betamax copy they'd like to lend us?) More » -
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#blogs
Blonde Zombies Will Eat Your (Sexy) Brains Out
It's important to keep a sense of humor in a job like this. Watching people do dirty things day after day after day can get pretty exhausting if you can't find new ways to make it fun and interesting—and "interesting" is certainly one way to describe Blonde Zombies. While not a adult site per se, this kooky blog collects bizarre magazine covers, pulp novels, were-woman comics, Japanese manga, and anything else that's just generally weird or sexy or (preferably) both. ("Betty and Gay" anyone?) Plus, it's written in a language that we don't understand, which just adds to the fun and confusion. Don't ask us to explain much more than that, because if what we've told you doesn't pique your interest even a little bit then maybe you're already too far gone to care. More » -
#pornstars
Amber Lynn: When Cougars Attack
If the new definition of "cougar" is something along the lines of a MILF who wants to fuck you back, consider veteran pornstress Amber Lynn ready to sharpen her claws and jump back on the pole. Guys that were still zygotes when Lynn was starring out in titles like "Dangerous When Wet" and "Let's Get It On With Amber Lynn" back in 1986 are now considered prey for this 40-something feline. Lynn will kick off her return to the live stage next week at Gold Club Centerfolds in Rancho Cordova. CA. She also has three new DVD titles in the pipe, including Wicked's "The Housewives of Amber Lane" and Tom Byron's "Seasoned Players 4: MILF Superstars" where she's featured with fellow legend Ginger Lynn (no relation). More » -
#crazypeople
Never ones to overlook a marketing opportunity, there are always minions of (some flavor of) Jesus ready to smack pornstars upside the head with Bibles at the AVN Expo ... and this year is no exception. Here's hoping our dedicated Fleshbot contingent gets all their boobs signed by the fresh-off-the-bus faces from Hookers for Jesus! (vegasblog.latimes.com) -
#heroes
Naked G.I. Joe Babes: Knowing Is Half The Battle
Since "Transformers" was such a cinematic tour de force certain to win upwards of 15 or 16 Academy Awards for awesomeness, it's only natural that Hollywood would take more of our precious childhood memories and exploit them: we just learned that G.I. Joe, he of the tribe of little plastic guys we used to bury in the sandbox and catapult across the driveway with firecrackers, is being turned into a live action movie. If that didn't make ussadpsyched enough, imagine our glee at finding out that the evil temptress, The Baroness, is being played by the nippletastic Sienna Miller. More » -
#babes
Betty Weider: Queen Of The Fitness Babes
If you like watching other people sweating as much as we do, you're probably familiar with Joe Weider, who founded magazines like Muscle & Fitness and Flex and built a bodybuilding empire with nothing but a nice set of pecs and a dream. (He also foisted Arnold Schwarzenegger on a unsuspecting America, but that's another story.) If you were also once a horny teenage boy like some of us were, you might also be familiar with Joe's smoking hot wife Betty, who modeled for and helped sell his fitness regime well into her sixties. She even sold more than a few impressionable young men on the idea that older women can pretty damn sexy. (And that sometime, big muscles = hot chicks!) More » -
#photography
Steve Woron's Retro Glamour Photography
The look and feel of Steve Woron's watery photography reminds us of a late-80's swimsuit catalog or back issue Playboy with the slinky one-piece suits, big teased hair, and a love affair with wet t-shits draped over giant nipples. (Or no shirt at all. Take your pick.) For all we know, some of these pictures may actually be from the 80's since Steve's been at it with photography and graphic art for over 20 years. (He's also a pretty accomplished comic artist as you can see from his site.) We have a soft spot for the beach and underwater nudes, however, since they remind us over our formative influences in adult "entertainment." Unlike some hairdos, the classics never go out of style. More » -
#mondoboobo
Boobie Chew Will Work For You!
Congratulations! You've just found the song that will be running through your head for the rest of the day, possibly driving you to the point of mental breakdown. It's the jingle attached to this commercial (spoof? cruel mistake?) for "hormone" wonder gum, Boobie Chew. As you can see through the magic of time-lapse photography and awesome special effects, the results achieved while gnawing on this rubbery miracle are obvious and impressive: to think that generations of women have been wasting billions of dollars on plastic surgery, when a five cent Bazooka substitute gets the job done just as well! Fortunately for dudes, popped collars and whatever they're selling in your email spam folder have already got you covered. More » -
#found
Attack Of The Retro Boobies ... IN 3-D!
As far as we can tell, there's only one problem that the internet has yet to solve (yep, just one)—how to look at 3-D pictures on your computer monitor. We're betting that most people don't have an extra set of blue and red specs just laying around the house, and even if you do, those in-your-face images don't quite jump off that iPhone screen like you would hope they would. (Desktops are soooo May 2007.) Despite these technical limitations, you can still enjoy this Flickr collection of retro nude pinups from the '50s and earlier. They're shot in that classic old timey style that everyone loves; they're just a tad fuzzier than normal. Staring a little too long might you give a bit of a headache, but that still beats renting Jaws 3 one more time. More » -
#retrohotness
PinupPost: Everyone's A Star!
The action may have been more distinctly PG-13 than XXX, but apparently that didn't stop an overzealous host from shutting down PinupRate, a site we posted about a while back which captivated us with its assortment of delectably homegrown modern pinup and retro sex kitten-style photos. Fortunately, the site is back in a new incarnation that still lets budding Bettie Pages submit their own sassy pinup pics for adulation ... and the rest of us to vote and comment on our faves. After all, you can't keep a good woman down, especially when she's wearing a tight corset and frilly garter belt ensemble. Or even just a few handfuls of strategically-placed bubbles, for that matter. More » -
#video
L'amourvision: The Videos That Go Pow!
Burlesque bigwig Michelle L'amour has had quite a year, going from a brief gig on a game show nobody watched last summer to the internet's newest multimedia mogul today. She recently started her own video channel on Veoh (which is apparently back in the boobie game) featuring exclusive clips of all her ass-shaking antics. There's showering, old school striptease, pillow fights and the self-made documentary, "Behind the Behind," that chronicles some of her daily adventures. It's like all the Michelle of a regular website, only with 75% more jiggle. More »
