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more about #straight more comments → FrankN.Stein: I can't wait till she gets promoted in the movies and may wear the golden uniform ;) more » otko: Oh boy I bet Eva Green in The Dreamers is fucking FABULOUS on blu-ray. If that ever hits blu-ray, I just might have to do something about it. Otherw... more » thexpert: Uh, duh? Totally idolized the severed 'head' growing up. more » bmonkey: Lux, wow, you know how to pick the models...good job more » bmonkey: Carla is a gorgeous woman; shame the bids weren't higher... more » bmonkey: This is the all-you-can-eat special, right? more » FrancesTheMute: I'm with you, Lux. Argentina it is! more » FrancesTheMute: Seriously, when are these dumbass celebrities going to realize, if you make a sex tape with someone and you are famous, that tape is going to end up o... more » FrancesTheMute: she is quite lovely! more » FrancesTheMute: proof yet again that women are staying younger looking longer, whether that is just due to better living and exercise, or by artificial means (plastic... more » angelicbeef: i let fleshbot sift through to find the good stuff, wouldn't mind more than blowjob videos all the time though more » riffleraffle: SPANKWIRE more » Ruthless, If you let me: I had quite the obsession with Ms. Seymour (& Christensen too) in my early teen days. She still looks amazing. Like someone found a stash of pics from... more » stradric: You should check out the go-getter on celebritymoviearchive. Not quite nude, but you can see nipple and half an ass. more » BlackANUS: How about a pole (not of the stripper variety) about users' favorite streaming sites? Could be very...ummm...useful for helping readers find new sites. more » -
#vintage
For Real? Unpublished Marilyn Monroe Nudie Pics?
We have our doubts about these supposedly unused "Playboy Pics," but let's just pretend it really is her. It's refreshing to see Marilyn look a little more Norma Jeane, but still be naked. More » -
#blastfromthepast
Vintage (That Is, Young) Kelly Nichols In "The Toolbox Murders"
Thirty-one years before she became a Seasoned Player, Kelly Nichols was feeling herself up for some silly "horror movie." This is one seriously dedicated actress. More » -
#blastfromthepast
Sherilyn Fenn's Twin Peaks In "Two Moon Junction"
We were watching "Twin Peaks" the other day, and it rekindled our raging crush on Sherilyn Fenn. Luckily, she was kind enough to star in softcore porn back in 1988. Isn't she generous? More » -
#blastfromthepast
RetroNudity: Neda Arneric In "Shaft In Africa"
Once again, Shaft shows us that sticking it to the man is best done by sticking it to the woman. More » -
#boobs
The Real Sex Bombs Of The "Mad Men" Era
Our former comrade/forever hero Violet Blue recently reminded us that one of the reasons "Mad Men" is so fun to watch is because it chronicles the emergence of American sexual independence. Who doesn't love that? More » -
#topless
Peeling It Off For The Wallpaper Project
On paper, the idea of standing 75 different women in front of 75 different wallpaper designs created in 75 different years sounds completely silly and maybe even a bit pointless. Once you see the finished product, however, you might say, "Now, I get it! That's neato!" It's still a little bizarre and random, but as an art project it's pretty nifty. Of course, that may just be the part of us that likes seeing 75 women go topless talking, but that part of us always did have a good eye for art. More » -
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#video
Desiree Cousteau In "Randy The Electric Lady": The Original Orgasm Addict?
We've been huge fans of porn legend Desiree Cousteau and her appearance as the hapless victim of evil orgasmic research in 1980's "Randy The Electric Lady" ever since ... uh, yesterday when our diode-twiddling colleagues at io9 rescued her from porn obscurity and bought her to our attention. (Hey, can we help it if we were still getting hooked on phonics when the movie was originally released?) In this bonus excerpt from the film, watch in amazement as Desiree-as-Randy is subject to the relentless probings of a proto-FuckingMachine-like device while the divine Juliet "Aunt Peg" Anderson cackles maniacally in the background. It's almost enough for us to track down the torrent file ourselves for the unavailable-on-DVD movie so we can see how the whole thing turns out! (Unless someone out there has a Betamax copy they'd like to lend us?) More » -
#blogs
Blonde Zombies Will Eat Your (Sexy) Brains Out
It's important to keep a sense of humor in a job like this. Watching people do dirty things day after day after day can get pretty exhausting if you can't find new ways to make it fun and interesting—and "interesting" is certainly one way to describe Blonde Zombies. While not a adult site per se, this kooky blog collects bizarre magazine covers, pulp novels, were-woman comics, Japanese manga, and anything else that's just generally weird or sexy or (preferably) both. ("Betty and Gay" anyone?) Plus, it's written in a language that we don't understand, which just adds to the fun and confusion. Don't ask us to explain much more than that, because if what we've told you doesn't pique your interest even a little bit then maybe you're already too far gone to care. More » -
#heroes
Naked G.I. Joe Babes: Knowing Is Half The Battle
Since "Transformers" was such a cinematic tour de force certain to win upwards of 15 or 16 Academy Awards for awesomeness, it's only natural that Hollywood would take more of our precious childhood memories and exploit them: we just learned that G.I. Joe, he of the tribe of little plastic guys we used to bury in the sandbox and catapult across the driveway with firecrackers, is being turned into a live action movie. If that didn't make ussadpsyched enough, imagine our glee at finding out that the evil temptress, The Baroness, is being played by the nippletastic Sienna Miller. More »








