· We've haven't seen Daisy Fuentes in awhile, maybe because she's too busy getting drunk in the ocean. She's definitely no sea cow. (drunkenstepfather.com)

· Let's say you open a salon where scantily-clad ladies cut hair in sexy outfits. Well, this is the worst that can happen. (alliednews.com)

· Hooters is now 25 years old, so come on down and bring the kids!. When they say one big happy family, they mean it. (ajc.com)

· Some Malaysians don't mind the sports car racing, but aren't so keen on the ever-present racing babes. Sorry, you can't have one without the other. (thestar.com.my)

· Nudist recreation is now more popular than golf or tennis. Probably because you don't have to wear those ugly shirts. (azcentral.com)

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· Who knew that Tee Corrine's classic 1973 Cunt Coloring Book was available on Amazon? We're so excited about ordering copies for everyone we know that we're going to have even more trouble staying inside the lines! (random-good-stuff.com)

· Parents, please remember "the birds and the bees" is supposed to be a lecture to your kids, not a live presentation in front of them. The goal is teach them about sex, not scare them away from it forever.

· A day after teasing everyone with a glimpse of sideboob, Lindsay Lohan continues to work her way back into the spotlight by serving up a pantyhose-sheathed upskirt shot. One day at a time, Lindsay, one day at a time! (drunkenstepfather.com)

· Orbitz' advertising is not very subtle. They are talking about cocks, right? (copyranter.blogspot.com)

· A Montreal YMCA tries to figure out how to keep wandering eyes from ogling spandex-clad exercisers, but isn't that the whole point of working out? (canada.com)

· Hooters are on their way to Israel—the restaurant, we mean, not the other kind. They've had those forever. (reuters.com)

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· How would you describe the taste of vagina? Do they make a chocolate chip cookie dough flavor? (metafilter.com, via Gawker)

· Meanwhile, the New York Times' Frank Bruni discovers that the Penthouse Executive Club (yes, that Penthouse) serves up some of the best steaks in NYC ... along with Buttery Nipples and a nice big helping of cheesecake on the side. (nytimes.com)

· Maybe this blogger is right and all British babe Nikkala Stott needs is a good sex scandal to grab some attention. Or she can just continue being this hot. (latenightpictures.com)

· Do you think Nikkala qualifies as a celebrity? Because she and any other mildly famous people could make a cool $5,000 just by selling their own sex tapes. It's easier than hawking used furniture on eBay! (avn.com)

· Did you know there was such a thing as pornigami? (You would have if you'd been paying attention.) It sounds like a lot of fun, but that's a nasty way to get a paper cut. (villagevoice.com)

· Speaking of sex scandals, you'd think a book called "Secrets of a Hollywood Super Madam", would bring down bigger names than Tommy Lasorda. As baseball fans we love the guy, but no one wants to think about him having sex. (latimes.com + sportsbybrooks.com)

· The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Party was a smashing success ... except for the whole hepatitis A thing. That kinda takes away from all the hot models. (abcnews.go.com)

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