Fleshbot: straight, religion

It's Like We're Praying All The Time!

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:30:10 EST

We've often felt that orgasms help us to see god, but we've never actually considered starting a religion dedicated to worshiping le petit mort. However, now that we've discovered Sweden's Madonna of Orgasm Church, we're starting to reconsider that position. Think our Sunday morning masturbation sessions count as a devotional? (thelocal.se, via nerve.com; thumbnail star via Ask Jolene)

Heard this one? An Italian man walks into...

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 10:30:08 EDT

Heard this one? An Italian man walks into his bedroom and finds his wife in bed with the local bishop! OK, so it's not a joke. We bet the pope is totally kicking himself for not taking Belladonna's advice. (telegraph.co.uk, thumbnail from angelicpornstars.net via Ask Jolene)

Brazilian actress Carol Castro has caused...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 09:45:45 EDT

Brazilian actress Carol Castro has caused a bit of a stir by posing in the local version of Playboy while holding a crucifix—which is apparently frowned upon down there! (A court has actually ordered the publishers to stop distributing the magazine.) And people are generally so calm and forgiving about all that religious stuff! (guanabee.com)

Meet Nikki Jayne: From Jesus To Jizz

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 12:10:45 EDT

We've had several occasions to comment recently about how some porn stars leave the jizz biz for Jesus. What may be less common is others making the opposite move to leave behind their life with Christ for pornier pastures. It should come as no surprise that we're always more excited to hear about the latter transition—especially when the story involves someone as sexy as Nikki Jayne making the move to Porn Valley. After the jump, let Nikki herself tell you about her decision to get into porn—and why she's just so good at what she does.

. . .

· "From Wigan church girl to Hollywood porn star (newsoftheworld.co.uk)

Belladonna To Pope: "Let Me Save Your Soul ... With Porn"

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:28:36 EDT

Pope Benedict XVI arrived in Australia this month on a special visit for World Youth Day, but his visit coincided with the journeys of an even bigger Earthly presence—Belladonna. This was her fifth visit Down Under (that's four more than the Pontiff) and as she prepared for sex week's Sydney Sexpo she had a few words of advice for the Holy Father. "The Pope has indicated he might apologize to victims of sexual abuse and that is a positive thing to do," she said, "but unless he follows up with some practical advice that addresses the sexual needs and desires of clergy, the problem will simply continue." Wait, that actually ... makes perfect sense.

And she even has a reasonable solution—give the Church copies of all her porn movies and let her teach priests how to deal with their urges. Ok, it's not exactly the makings of the most sacrilegious XXX flick ever—"Belladonna Loves The Pope"?—but being such a wise and generous benefactor can't hurt when it comes time to file that application for sainthood.

· Porn star offers free sex advice to priests (news.com.au)

You no longer need to waste time at Sunday...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 10:27:20 EDT

You no longer need to waste time at Sunday School scouring the Bible for all those dirty passages about prostitutes and orgies and virginal daughters offered up to randy kings. "The Uncensored Bible" gets rid of all those long-winded "thou shalt nots" and just cuts right to the good stuff—which leaves you a lot more time for spilling your seed. (time.com + Amazon; thumb via theologian Jenna Haze)

A new website is offering tips on passionate...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 11:15:40 EDT

A new website is offering tips on passionate lovemaking for couples, but there's one small catch you should be aware of: it's written by Catholic monk who happens to be celibate. So maybe you should get a second opinion before you follow any of his advice, just to be safe. (szansaspotkania.net + metro.co.uk)

If you've been worshipping at the altar...

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 30 May 2008 11:35:26 EDT

If you've been worshipping at the altar of the porn saints, it's time to get off your knees and make a pilgrimage to the very first Pornsaints Art Exhibition. You'll have to go to Berlin to pay your respects, but we're sure that you'll be generously rewared for your devotion. (church.pornsaints.org)

Parpar1: Where Jews And Arabs Come Together

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 21 May 2008 12:30:00 EDT

If porn can solve our current political crisis and also solve (or cause) our current economic crisis, then it seems that there is no limit to the global healing powers of our favorite pastime. Could it even solve the centuries old conflict in the Middle East? That's what Parpar1 hopes to find out. This Israeli-based website is hoping to heal the rift between cultures by creating "amateur" porn using both Jewish and Arab (though Israeli-born) actors. Of course, they're also trafficking in some well-worn cultural stereotypes—Taliban thugs, corrupt border guards, defiled Jewish princesses, burqua wearing whores, etc.—but the road to peace has to start somewhere. Still, if demure kibbutz girls can ride strapping Arab men and lesbians on both sides of the conflict can open their legs and close that divide, then surely there's hope for us all. We recommend staying away from shooting "Crusade porn," however. It's still a little too soon for that.

· Parpar1 Middle East Amateur Porn (trailer via parapar1.com)
· For Adults Only: An Alternative Roadmap to Peace (forward.com)

Apparently, some people find it a little...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 19 May 2008 10:42:48 EDT

Apparently, some people find it a little unusual that Penthouse—which also owns Adult Friend Finder—would own Christian social networking site BigChurch.com. We're all for inclusion and everything, but that is a pretty big church. (telegraph.co.uk)

Erica Campbell: From Nude Model To Model Christian

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 15 May 2008 14:00:48 EDT

Pulling together our thrice-weekly Best of Babelogs feature will be slightly more difficult (and much less fun) since word came over the wire that busty glamour model Erica Campbell is putting her faith in the Lord and getting out of the nude modeling business. For the last couple of years, she's been one of the most familiar and ubiquitous faces on the babelog circuit, with shoots for Playboy, Penthouse, and other top online photo houses like Danni.com and Digital Desires under her belt. Unfortunately, as she explains on what used to be her membership website, she felt "lost" and "lonely" and "broken". But she's now filled that void inside her with Jesus Christ! From now on she will devote her days to rescuing animals—and rescuing other girls that she believes are trapped in the web of porn.

Of course, we would never criticize anyone for choosing to do whatever will make them happy, even if we tend to have a few issues with the whole skin-star-finding-religion thing. But we will say that we're sorry to see her go: Erica was one of our favorites, combining supervixen sexiness with cute girl-next-door looks, and she will be missed. On the other hand, since pictures of fellow former glamour model Crissy Moran are almost as popular now as they were two years ago when she found God and dropped out of the business, we're guessing that we'll still be running into Erica for a little while longer. Here's another look back at the works she left behind.

. . .

· "The Only Way Out" (clubericacampbell.com)
· Nude Model Erica Campbell Retires After Religious Conversion (avn.com)
· Erica Campbell Galleries via kellyfind.com, toteme.com, hpornstars.com, asredas.com + thousandbabes.com
· Erica Campbell Stripping (RedTube)

* * * * *
Previously: Crissy Moran Finds Jesus

The Roman Catholic Church is a little peeved...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:33:13 EDT

The Roman Catholic Church is a little peeved at a Sicilian beach town and its planned festival that is a "celebration of nudity." Hey, we're all naked underneath our robes, right? (telegraph.co.uk)

Penis For Passover: The Fifth Question?

Jonnobot — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:40:47 EDT

Every time a Jewish holiday rolls around we here at Fleshbot find ourselves asking the same question: why isn't there more decent kosher smut out there? (And no, "anything starring Ron Jeremy" doesn't count). Turns out, though, that that wasn't the most important question we should have been asking: join ace reporter Misha Rosenberg as she uses more bad penis puns than you ever thought possible to find out whether certain things really are allowed to rise during Passover. You don't have to be Jewish to get the joke ... but it couldn't hurt!

. . .

· "Penis For Passover" (iklipz.com - thanks E.)

Amen

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 09:56:20 EDT

We knew that the Bible was filled with all kinds of naughtiness—rape, murder, incest, laying down with strange beasts—but we inadvertently just discovered what might be the filthiest verse of all. Ezekiel 23:8 (King James Version): "Neither left she her whoredoms brought from Egypt: for in her youth they lay with her, and they bruised the breasts of her virginity, and poured their whoredom upon her." Translation: "When she was young, she had sex with a lot of dudes who grabbed her boobies and came on her chest." Of course, they say that like it's a bad thing. (bible.cc + cottonandsand.com; thumb via the observant Cum On Jugs)

Being the not-quite-good recovering Catholics...

Jonnobot — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:44:00 EDT

Being the not-quite-good recovering Catholics that we are, we get a particular frisson from watching a fully frocked priest giving personalized blowjob lessons to a nubile member of his flock while suitably devotional choral music plays in the background; your mileage may vary. Still, you have to admit that background choral music is a nice touch. (kinxxx.com, via Your Dirty Mind)

Erotic Jilbab: Muslim Girls Gone Wild?

Jonnobot — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:46:47 EDT

We've had occasion to post about websites featuring the lovely women of the Arab world before, but few of them have the ... uh, particular kind of enthusiasm for its subject matter as this British one does. Despite the fact that it claims to be a place for "men who love women wearing a sexy hijab" and "lovers of horny muslim girls who suck cock with their erotic hijab still on", however, it's pretty evident that its creator has a few issues with Islam in general and Muslim women in particular: "Surely someone should teach a lesson to this low life scumbag whore, so once she has finished with the fingering as a penitence she must get banged and fucked with three cocks to fill each one of her orifices." Charming! Still, if you want to browse a collection of photos (real and fake), drawings, and the occasional video clip of some R- and XXX-rated hijab and ayaba action, we guess your choices are sort of limited anyway.

· Erotic Jilbab (via Indie Nudes)

Did you know Joanna Angel is Jewish? Of...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 15:08:33 EST

Did you know Joanna Angel is Jewish? Of course, you do, but that doesn't stop an actual rabbi from getting verklempt about the chance to interview an honest-to-goodness pornstar. Be sure to read the whole thing before the sun goes down tonight! (israelnews.com)

Ever wonder what would make a good Christian...

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 10:32:05 EST

Ever wonder what would make a good Christian woman start a (Jesus-approved) sex shop? NPR has the answers for you ... though that still doesn't mean you'll understand why. (npr.com)

A Florida pastor has issued a challenge to...

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:11:04 EST

A Florida pastor has issued a challenge to his congregation: for the next thirty days, all single people are to abstain from sex — and all married people are to have sex every single day. We're not sure who has it harder. (www.foxnews.com)

So what do radical Islamists do in their...

Jonnobot — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 13:59:13 EST

So what do radical Islamists do in their spare time? According to a group of Russian hackers who infiltrated one of their websites and installed a keystroke logging program to record their web surfing habits, they like to kick back with some hot erotic fiction and amateur and tranny porn. Looks like we have a lot more in common with these folks than we thought! (mypetjawa.mu.nu)