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#orgasms
It's Like We're Praying All The Time!
We've often felt that orgasms help us to see god, but we've never actually considered starting a religion dedicated to worshiping le petit mort. However, now that we've discovered Sweden's Madonna of Orgasm Church, we're starting to reconsider that position. Think our Sunday morning masturbation sessions count as a devotional? (thelocal.se, via nerve.com; thumbnail star via Ask Jolene) -
#inthenews
Heard this one? An Italian man walks into his bedroom and finds his wife in bed with the local bishop! OK, so it's not a joke. We bet the pope is totally kicking himself for not taking Belladonna's advice. (telegraph.co.uk, thumbnail from angelicpornstars.net via Ask Jolene) -
#carolcastro
Brazilian actress Carol Castro has caused a bit of a stir by posing in the local version of Playboy while holding a crucifix—which is apparently frowned upon down there! (A court has actually ordered the publishers to stop distributing the magazine.) And people are generally so calm and forgiving about all that religious stuff! (guanabee.com) -
#pornstars
Meet Nikki Jayne: From Jesus To Jizz
We've had several occasions to comment recently about how some porn stars leave the jizz biz for Jesus. What may be less common is others making the opposite move to leave behind their life with Christ for pornier pastures. It should come as no surprise that we're always more excited to hear about the latter transition—especially when the story involves someone as sexy as Nikki Jayne making the move to Porn Valley. After the jump, let Nikki herself tell you about her decision to get into porn—and why she's just so good at what she does. More » -
#belladonna
Belladonna To Pope: "Let Me Save Your Soul ... With Porn"
Pope Benedict XVI arrived in Australia this month on a special visit for World Youth Day, but his visit coincided with the journeys of an even bigger Earthly presence—Belladonna. This was her fifth visit Down Under (that's four more than the Pontiff) and as she prepared for sex week's Sydney Sexpo she had a few words of advice for the Holy Father. "The Pope has indicated he might apologize to victims of sexual abuse and that is a positive thing to do," she said, "but unless he follows up with some practical advice that addresses the sexual needs and desires of clergy, the problem will simply continue." Wait, that actually ... makes perfect sense. More » -
#religion
You no longer need to waste time at Sunday School scouring the Bible for all those dirty passages about prostitutes and orgies and virginal daughters offered up to randy kings. "The Uncensored Bible" gets rid of all those long-winded "thou shalt nots" and just cuts right to the good stuff—which leaves you a lot more time for spilling your seed. (time.com + Amazon; thumb via theologian Jenna Haze) -
#advice
A new website is offering tips on passionate lovemaking for couples, but there's one small catch you should be aware of: it's written by Catholic monk who happens to be celibate. So maybe you should get a second opinion before you follow any of his advice, just to be safe. (szansaspotkania.net + metro.co.uk) -
#art
If you've been worshipping at the altar of the porn saints, it's time to get off your knees and make a pilgrimage to the very first Pornsaints Art Exhibition. You'll have to go to Berlin to pay your respects, but we're sure that you'll be generously rewared for your devotion. (church.pornsaints.org) -
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#givepeaceachance
Parpar1: Where Jews And Arabs Come Together
If porn can solve our current political crisis and also solve (or cause) our current economic crisis, then it seems that there is no limit to the global healing powers of our favorite pastime. Could it even solve the centuries old conflict in the Middle East? That's what Parpar1 hopes to find out. This Israeli-based website is hoping to heal the rift between cultures by creating "amateur" porn using both Jewish and Arab (though Israeli-born) actors. Of course, they're also trafficking in some well-worn cultural stereotypes—Taliban thugs, corrupt border guards, defiled Jewish princesses, burqua wearing whores, etc.—but the road to peace has to start somewhere. Still, if demure kibbutz girls can ride strapping Arab men and lesbians on both sides of the conflict can open their legs and close that divide, then surely there's hope for us all. We recommend staying away from shooting "Crusade porn," however. It's still a little too soon for that. More » -
#socialnetworking
Apparently, some people find it a little unusual that Penthouse—which also owns Adult Friend Finder—would own Christian social networking site BigChurch.com. We're all for inclusion and everything, but that is a pretty big church. (telegraph.co.uk) -
#milestones
Erica Campbell: From Nude Model To Model Christian
Pulling together our thrice-weekly Best of Babelogs feature will be slightly more difficult (and much less fun) since word came over the wire that busty glamour model Erica Campbell is putting her faith in the Lord and getting out of the nude modeling business. For the last couple of years, she's been one of the most familiar and ubiquitous faces on the babelog circuit, with shoots for Playboy, Penthouse, and other top online photo houses like Danni.com and Digital Desires under her belt. Unfortunately, as she explains on what used to be her membership website, she felt "lost" and "lonely" and "broken". But she's now filled that void inside her with Jesus Christ! From now on she will devote her days to rescuing animals—and rescuing other girls that she believes are trapped in the web of porn. More » -
#nudism
The Roman Catholic Church is a little peeved at a Sicilian beach town and its planned festival that is a "celebration of nudity." Hey, we're all naked underneath our robes, right? (telegraph.co.uk) -
#video
Penis For Passover: The Fifth Question?
Every time a Jewish holiday rolls around we here at Fleshbot find ourselves asking the same question: why isn't there more decent kosher smut out there? (And no, "anything starring Ron Jeremy" doesn't count). Turns out, though, that that wasn't the most important question we should have been asking: join ace reporter Misha Rosenberg as she uses more bad penis puns than you ever thought possible to find out whether certain things really are allowed to rise during Passover. You don't have to be Jewish to get the joke ... but it couldn't hurt!
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#thirdgradehumor
Amen
We knew that the Bible was filled with all kinds of naughtiness—rape, murder, incest, laying down with strange beasts—but we inadvertently just discovered what might be the filthiest verse of all. Ezekiel 23:8 (King James Version): "Neither left she her whoredoms brought from Egypt: for in her youth they lay with her, and they bruised the breasts of her virginity, and poured their whoredom upon her." Translation: "When she was young, she had sex with a lot of dudes who grabbed her boobies and came on her chest." Of course, they say that like it's a bad thing. (bible.cc + cottonandsand.com; thumb via the observant Cum On Jugs) -
#video
Being the not-quite-good recovering Catholics that we are, we get a particular frisson from watching a fully frocked priest giving personalized blowjob lessons to a nubile member of his flock while suitably devotional choral music plays in the background; your mileage may vary. Still, you have to admit that background choral music is a nice touch. (kinxxx.com, via Your Dirty Mind) -
#crossculturalawareness
Erotic Jilbab: Muslim Girls Gone Wild?
We've had occasion to post about websites featuring the lovely women of the Arab world before, but few of them have the ... uh, particular kind of enthusiasm for its subject matter as this British one does. Despite the fact that it claims to be a place for "men who love women wearing a sexy hijab" and "lovers of horny muslim girls who suck cock with their erotic hijab still on", however, it's pretty evident that its creator has a few issues with Islam in general and Muslim women in particular: "Surely someone should teach a lesson to this low life scumbag whore, so once she has finished with the fingering as a penitence she must get banged and fucked with three cocks to fill each one of her orifices." Charming! Still, if you want to browse a collection of photos (real and fake), drawings, and the occasional video clip of some R- and XXX-rated hijab and ayaba action, we guess your choices are sort of limited anyway. More » -
#joannaangel
Did you know Joanna Angel is Jewish? Of course, you do, but that doesn't stop an actual rabbi from getting verklempt about the chance to interview an honest-to-goodness pornstar. Be sure to read the whole thing before the sun goes down tonight! (israelnews.com) -
#religion
Ever wonder what would make a good Christian woman start a (Jesus-approved) sex shop? NPR has the answers for you ... though that still doesn't mean you'll understand why. (npr.com) -
#divineinterventions
A Florida pastor has issued a challenge to his congregation: for the next thirty days, all single people are to abstain from sex — and all married people are to have sex every single day. We're not sure who has it harder. (www.foxnews.com) -
#tehinternets
So what do radical Islamists do in their spare time? According to a group of Russian hackers who infiltrated one of their websites and installed a keystroke logging program to record their web surfing habits, they like to kick back with some hot erotic fiction and amateur and tranny porn. Looks like we have a lot more in common with these folks than we thought! (mypetjawa.mu.nu) -
#blasphemyishot
Worried that all the porn you're looking at isn't enough to ensure you an eternity of fiery damnation? Try ordering one of these Love-Making Jesus Sex Dolls just to make sure. See you in hell, kids! (sexblo.gs + Hugo Strikes Back) -
#thisweekinporntitles
What Would Vishnu Do? Mayhem's "Juggernauts 8"
"It's time once again for the biggest hooters on earth getting titty fucked and glazed with gallons of hot sticky cum ... It's a jumbo jugs jamboree you're going to love!" More » -
#hardcore
Flesh Flicks: Love The Sinner
Some might say that it's blasphemy to create porn depicting a priest giving into carnal desires. Others might say that when a chick this hot makes a move on you, it would be blasphemy to turn her down. Let's face it, this particular "father" doesn't exactly put up a fight. So maybe it is wrong for a man of the cloth to not even put on underwear, but if he gives into to temptation quite so easily, maybe he needs another line of work. More » -
#art
Merry Titmas, Everybody!
The holidays are a time to reflect on all the blessings we've been given this year. And the greatest blessing of all—boobs! No matter what your faith, you have to concur that breasts are a gift from the heavens and thus worthy of celebration in a holiday-themed art show like "Merry Titmas." We dropped the ball on the last week's opening party (must have been all that egg nog), but you can relive some of the craziness of that night and you can still catch some of the art at the World of Wonder Gallery in LA. Because it isn't really Christmas until the Virgin Mary gives birth to a plate of blazin' hot wings (courtesy of artist Ed Mironiuk, above) and we all get to see the cast of "The Facts of Life" topless. Sacril-icious!
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#hysteria
White Ribbons And The War On Porn: Know Your Enemy
Unless you're the kind of person who subscribes to press releases from morality defense organizations you probably weren't aware that this week is White Ribbons Against Pornography Week, which fights against the dastardly porn juggernaut. However, rather than lash out in anger at the crusaders who want to take the bread out of your Fleshbot editors' mouths, we want to congratulate WRAP on 20 years of anti-obscenity campaigning. (We won't even stoop so low as to point out that their very existence after two decades of work proves that they've had almost zero progress toward their goals!) More » -
#nymphomaniatoday
Apparently, there's an epidemic of sex-addicted women in America today, and one Christian group is planning to offer them an environment "where they feel it's safe to come forward and admit their struggle". Haven't we already been doing that for years? (arkansasonline.com) -
#dirtymoney
Even though they have explicit policies stating otherwise, the Southern Baptist Convention and the United States Catholic Conference of Bishops have millions of dollars invested in companies that make porn. So that's where that $12 billion in revenue went! (canadafreepress.com) -
#hysteria
Why didn't somebody tell us it was Porn Sunday yesterday?! We were so busy complaining about having having to work on Columbus Day, that we missed the whole celebration. (Oh, it's an anti-porn holiday. Well, those have their moments too.) (indystar.com) -
#strangebedfellows
The lord really does work in mysterious ways: when a porn star gets in bed with a bunch of anti-porn crusaders, he makes their bus crash. We never really understood how this whole religion thing is supposed to work anyway. (xfanz.com) -
#changes
The New York Times looks at former pornstar Ronald Boyer (aka Rod Fontana), who's gone from appearing in titles like "10 Man Cum Slam" and "For Your Ass Only" to studying to become an Episcopal minister. Because after all, there's more than one reason to ask people to get on their knees for you. (nytimes.com) -
#butwhataboutthechildren
We have about thismuch patience for XXXChurch and their disingenuous anti-porn religious propaganda ... but if porn legend Ron Jeremy is going to do a PSA for them, it's maybe worth watching—if only to see for yourself why our pals at XFanz are so spot on in pointing out how full of crap they are. (xfanz.com)
