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"Carnal Knowledge": An A-Z Guide Of Everything You Need To Know About Sex

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 16:30:01 EST

We've all been there: you're out with some friends, and someone mentions getting the "Casanova clip" from his latest ladyfriend—and you're the only one wondering why he's watching old movies in the sack.

If your carnal knowledge isn't quite up to snuff, you might want to brush up on your sex talk with the aptly named "Carnal Knowledge: Baxter's Concise Encyclopedia of Modern Sex." Covering everything from autofellatio to zoophilia (with, yes, a stop for the Casanova clip along the way), the book is a thorough resource for everything even remotely sex-related: including movies, memorable people, historical events, and, yes, all the sexual slang you really should have picked up by now. Out next week, it's an excellent Valentine's gift for any sex nerd in your life.

But hey, don't just take our word for it: take a sneak peek inside below.

· Buy "Carnal Knowledge" (amazon.com)

The Smutionary Explains It All, From Amateur To Zoobs

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 13:30:01 EST

Do you often find yourself quietly embarrassed at parties, because you just don't know what muck-dooze is? Ashamed that you're baffled by terms like glubbellings and skingoria? Well, help is on the way!

The kind souls over at TLARaw have put together a "smutionary," a glossary of all those dirty words you've never heard of and didn't really want to have defined. For the newbies, muck-dooze is defined as "an internal cumshot which is then scooped out of the orifice (usually vagina) by a third party and then forcefully thrown into someone else’s (usually the ejaculator’s) mouth," while glubbellings refers to semen and skingoria is... well, that one you can find out for yourself.

· The Smutionary (tlaraw.com, via popporn.com)
· Thumbnail star Veronika Zemanova (nsgals.net, via Ask Jolene)

DefineBabe Leaves (Almost) No Babe Undefined

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:30:10 EST

We're not exactly sure what babe database (babeabase?) DefineBabe is asking us to define: do they need a definition of the word babe? Or is it that we're misreading the title, and it's more an indication that the girls included in the website are exemplary examples of De Fine Babe? While we're puzzling over that one, we invite you to browse through DefineBabe's resources.

In keeping with the traditions of Babepedia and Boobpedia, DefineBabe provides "babe pages" for the women within its ranks, complete with bios, galleries, and video clips. Their fact checking may be questionable (Sasha Grey somehow manages to be both an A cup and a 32B), and they may be missing some very noteworthy babes (ahem, Stoya), but at least they manage to supply hot photos and videos (and surprisingly lengthy bios) for the babes. And really, at the end of the day, that's what matters. That, and getting Stoya added to their database as quickly as possible.

· Define Babe (definebabe.com, via indienudes.com)
· Thumbnail: Current #1 DefineBabe Babe Amy Reid (definebabe.com)

We thought ourselves well acquainted with...

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:30:00 EDT

We thought ourselves well acquainted with the wild and crazy world of dickisms, but after briefly browsing Woody's World of Penis Euphemisms, we realize we're mere novices when it comes to conversing about the 21st digit. If you can take a break from wrestling with Beastus Maximus, check out this comprehensive database and learn every term from A to Zamboner. (starma.com, via dailybedpost.com)

Babepedia: For All Your Babe Research Needs

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 11:15:55 EDT

Some sexy online resources like Pornpedia may have a ways to go before they become truly useful sources of information, but there's at least one that won't leave you clicking around its index in empty-handed frustration. It may look like just another babelog on the surface, but with almost 700 models in their database Babepedia offers the budding babeologist an in-depth look at a wide array of specimens, including comprehensive bios and web appearance listings ... and (of course) plenty of supplementary photo galleries to help further your research. Just remember to properly cite them when you get around to writing that paper. We're sure MLA can tell you whether you're supposed to use a hyphen when writing out a cup size or not.

· Babepedia (babepedia.com, via hotbox.thumblogger.com)
· Thumbnail: Current #1 Babepedia babe Denise Milani

Pornpedia Needs You (But Do You Need Pornpedia?)

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:50:24 EDT

The folks at Pornpedia are on a mission: they want their resource to be the very best porn wiki online, "a wiki truly built for porn fanatics." There's just one problem: with a mere 17 entries completed, they're a bit far from their goal. But since they are, in fact, a wiki, the solution is just a few community-minded porn fanatics away! Come on, people; let's band together and make Pornpedia into something we can be proud of, a true porn fan's porn reference! (Or we could always just go browse the more comprehensive databases of Wiki For Porn, Boobpedia, or even Wikipedia, since we hear it's full of hardcore stuff too. Either way is fine by us.)

· Pornpedia (pornpedia.com)

MilfyPedia: When Other Reference Sources Aren't MILFy Enough

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 15:00:03 EDT

If the women of Boobpedia are starting to seem a little too inexperienced for your research purposes, where can the inquisitive and horny scholar turn for information? Allow us to introduce MilfyPedia, the only online reference source we're aware of that dedicates itself to the study of hot MILFs in their natural habitats. Okay, so it's more of a blog than a proper encyclopedia ... but if you can get past that minor detail, it's still an an excellent source of photos for the discriminating MILFthusiast, with daily photos of amateur MILFs doing all sorts of things to help the enterprising porn scholar get ahead in his or her field, if not actual head. (milfypedia.com)

Boobpedia: Like Wikipedia ... For Boobs!

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:40:12 EDT

Finally, someone's created a user-editable encyclopedia that we actually have something to contribute to: Boobpedia, the encyclopedia of big boobs, lovingly catalogs the well-endowed ladies, with sections for celebrities, porn stars, models, and even amateurs. From Adrianna Lynn to Zuzanna Drabinova (with a special stop for Gianna Michaels along the way): if the breasts are big, and there are pictures to prove it, they're listed here. And if they're not, you can add them yourself. As far as we're concerned, it's things like this that totally justify the existence of the internet. (Well, that and LOLcats, of course.)

· Boobpedia (boobpedia.com, via Badgirl's Hotbox)

The Encyclopedia of Erotic Literature Catalogues Arousal From A-Z

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 12:39:24 EST

Bored with your Encyclopedia Britannica? Wikipedia leaving you unfulfilled? If you're looking for a reference resource that's a little more risque, check out The Encyclopedia of Erotic Literature: in two hefty volumes and 546 entries, it reaches past the Western erotic canon to include works from Asia, Africa, and the Middle East and covers everyone from Pierre Albert-Birot to Dengcao Heshang Zhuan. (Neither of whom we've heard of before, but you can bet we'll be looking them up right away.), Granted, reading about an encyclopedia about erotica isn't quite as sexy as actually reading erotica ... but at least having this book on your shelf will give you some cred with all the sex nerds in your life, and who knows where that will lead? Besides, we have to justify that $375 price tag somehow.

· Erotic Qualifications (timesonline.co.uk)
· The Encyclopedia of Erotic Literature (amazon.com)

SexEc: How Much Is Your Ass Worth?

Fleshbot — Thu, 24 May 2007 12:48:37 EDT

We'll admit that math isn't one of our strong suits, and advanced algorithms and bar graphs involving economic data aren't exactly the sorts of things that get our juices flowing. But when you add sex to the mix, things start to look a lot more interesting. (We're nothing if not predictable that way.). SexEc presents itself as an "independent economic survey of sex, sex work and sexual services" (don't start snoring yet), and to that end offers an index which lets you find out how much you're likely to pay for one hour of sexual service from men and women in several dozen cities all over the world (hint: head to Caracas if you're looking for bargains; save your pennies if you'll be visiting London anytime soon). Even more interesting is their Provider Price Predictor, which lets you determine how much your own ass is worth based on quantifiable factors like skin, hair and eye color, personality, and body shape. In a casual survey among some of our friends and acquaintainces (some of whom are actual sex workers already) we discovered that it's actually pretty damn accurate—and that some of us shouldn't quit our day jobs just yet. Still, who knew that math could be so fascinating?

· SEXEC: Independent economic survey of sex, sex work and sexual services (sexec.com)

Previously: Debby Doesn't Do It For Free, Daspu: Sex Worker Fashion, Meet Bruna Surfistinha (aka Rachel Pacheco), The Aphrodite Project, Sex Work Matters, The QUANTO Project: Sex Work Is (Mostly) Bad, Photos (and Films) by Mia Donovan, Fantasti.cc: Community Escort Directory, Betelnut Beauties: Not-Quite-Sex Work In Taiwan,