We're not sure where the whole oil phenomenon started in the first place, but that hasn't stopped us from immensely enjoying it.

Ann Marie Rios kicks off the sequel with a compelling lather up scene that leaves us mesmerized, followed by getting pound in her oil slicked hole.

Charley Chase and Chayse Evans pick it up from there. Watching all that hot titty action covered in sweet oil made us believe we were about to bear witness to some major Sapphic bliss. That's when the second act plot twist kicked in, with some random penis jumping in the mix and banging both these girls until they moaned like the filthy whores that they are. We were particularly impressed with the hearty two girl pop our anonymous friend left on their kissers when he was done.

By the time Asa Akira started getting fucked or Rebecca Linares took on two guys in a smoking hot double penetration scene or Shyla Stylez devoured her man (the way Kathleen Turner devours Evan Handler on Californication), we were already so cunt drunk on top shelf snatch that we could barely see straight.

All in all, "Oil Spills 2" is nothing but a party, a sexy party that you won't want to miss. It's out now from Diabolic. Check out this sampling of dripping goodness they sent over, and let us know what you think.

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The Dark Side of Marco Banderas 3

Studio: Mercenary
Director: Marco Banderas
Cast: Marco Banderas, Lexington Steele, Annette Schwarz, Jada Fire, Pinky, Sienna West, Mya Luanna, Alanah Rae, Diana Doll, Rebeca Linares

Not only is Marco Banderas one of the nicest guys in porn, but he also has great teeth. So his "Dark Side" movies give the false impression that, because the sex is nasty, its perpetrators are, too.

But Banderas, like cohort Lexington Steele and a few others (Steve Holmes comes to mind) really comes across Annette Schwarz's face as grateful rather than "dark" in this series of vignettes featuring things like a dream sequence with Rebeca Linares and Alanah Rae (you see, they're selling cookies) and a glorious romp with Annette Schwarz in which the German uberfrau seems to inhale Banderas.

Then there are scenes with the unabashedly bootylicious Pinky and the exquisite Jada Fire as well as zaftig landmadel Katja Kassin and Mya Luanna, who answer the door to find Banderas in a towel speaking Spanish. It almost seems like a couples' movie if there weren't so much assfucking.

(NB: Plenty of couples I know assfuck on a regular basis, but they don't watch porn.)

Banderas seems genuinely happy to be amongst this bevy of hippy hotties, and there is no dark side evident whatsoever. So you'll have to oblige the title even if there's never a dark moment.

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The full trailer is an astonishing eleven minutes long—seriously, Elegant Angel trailers are more like short films—but we've clipped the first few minutes for you to watch here, in the comfort of your Fleshbot home. If you find it whets your appetite for more, mosey on over to Elegant Angel's blog (link below) for the full filthy experience.

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And what a celebration! With a cast containg everyone from Aria Giovanni and Sasha Grey (with stops along the way for Cytherea, Emily Marily, Rebeca Linares, and—hell, just about every woman you've ever been in love with), "High Strung Women" promises quite a feast for the eyes...and some other parts, too. But you don't have to take our word for it: Andrew's kindly provided these preview stills for you to enjoy.

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What's it all about? We often ask ourselves that question as we paw through an endless sea of sticky pictures of girls pulling themselves open for well endowed men. Rarely do we come up with an answer that satisfies us. Before we can get underneath the mystery of our attraction to porn, our puerile fascination, we are once again swept away by another incredible young starlet.

Manuel Ferrara certainly doesn't have the answer, we can tell you that. Nor does he have a comprehensive grasp of the English language, for that matter. Yet somewhere behind his sparkling eyes and that elusive Mona Lisa smile, the man has the virile imagination of a perverted genius, bringing our dark fantasies together with great passion and enthusiasm and once again turning our heads and hearts over to our raging insatiable lust.

His latest release is "Slutty & Sluttier 9," and stars Gianna Michaels, Cecilia Vega, Dana DeArmond, Sindee Jennings, Rebeca Linares, Bobbi Starr, Cindy Crawford, and Alicia Angel behaving like absolute sex maniacs and devouring huge cock into their every orifice. It's nothing short of brilliant, with its increasingly harder and harder scenes progressively building to all out gang bang. Our only concern is that we seem to be growing desensitized to it all. If he keeps giving us this kind of amazing goodness, how will we ever watch normal porn again?

We will let you be the judge.

"Slutty & Sluttier 9" releases soon from Evil Angel. Keep your eyes, and other usable body holes, open and ready.

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· Elegant Angel's Performers Of The Year 2009 (xcritic.com)

(And even if you didn't, we're pretty sure you'll enjoy this one. It's just that hot.)

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Well, it was lesser known... until now. That's where upstart visionary Kevin Moore comes into the picture, courtesy of Pink Visual. Now, we know what you're thinking. This is where we usually bury you under a pleasant but predictable barrage of questionably misogynistic sexual vernacular that makes our curious Jezebel lurkers cringe and flee in horror back to tamer masturbatory fare like Cosmo sex surveys.

We get it—but today just feels different.

And for the record, we've been at this for a hot minute—which means that after a while, it's all kinda like the background on a Flintstones cartoon. We just keep seeing the same thing go by again and again and a-fucking-gain. Different companies knocking off each other's ideas in a cannibalistic race to the bottom of the barrel—the same girls, the same dicks, the same "surprised" look on her face, and nearly identical titles.

After all, there are only so many ways to explain that "mighty meat mallets" or "pendulous pork swords" or "super sized cunt busting fuck hammers" are being "furiously pummeled" into the "sweet snug snatches" or "tight oozing cooze" or "banged out bungholes" of these young, innocent, but oh so willing, "cock addicted" "cum gargling" "fuck junkies"—with a straight face.

What makes this title different (finally) is the director. Kevin Moore just brings a different spirit to his work—and it makes all the difference in the world. The girls just seem to like him, and they open up, have fun, and pour their hearts, cunts, and assholes into the scene as a result. Check it out. They don't just look like they're having a gangster party with a ginormous fuck stick crammed into their grills or juice boxes—they actually are having a gangster party! Hells to the yeah, ninjas!

"Monster Cock Junkies 4" releases this week from Pink Visual. Enjoy responsibly.

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On the other hand, it's just as likely that a masturbating Rebeca Linares would actually help us to become more productive. We're not really sure how that would work, but the idea of having Rebeca in the office has gotten us so excited, we'll say just about anything to justify it.

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The quality of their releases has definitely improved, and the launch of Rockstar Pimp seems to indicate that Evan's given up on his Spyder Jones persona and is literally just going for it balls out. In short order, Evan's taken what other rockers dream about and made it a reality: yes, he's fucking hot pornstars and getting paid for it.

This week he ups the ante with the release "Smoking Hot Latinas," fresh off the presses from his hardcore imprint, Iron Cross. It's truly impressive on many levels, not the least of which is the sincerity of the title. We're pretty blown away by just how far Evan has come in his pornographic evolution, going from mainstream interloper judged with a cautious but weary cynicism to performing in every single scene of his latest release like a full on porn stud! Our hats—and pants—are off to you, buddy!

With Evan plowing recklessly through simmering hot starlets Ann Marie Rios, Alexis Luv, Cassandra Cruz, Renae Cruz, and Rebeca Linares, we’re sure he’s bound to run across a certain degree of hatred and jealousy—but after peeking this gallery he sent over we guarantee that scorn and embarrassment will not accompany them.

"Smoking Hot Latinas" releases this week from Iron Cross and Tera Patrick Productions. Hate all you want.

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Any thought you might have of Leslie as an acceptably hoary fellow, equal parts low grade perv and garrulously avuncular, go out the window when confronted with the films he's created for our fapping pleasure. He's a heavyweight, through and through — and that’s why ths Evil Angel director has continued to impress us with his abilities, year after year. He easily vaults over the gaping maw of the generational gap, using his old school wisdom to see the sweet cracks of the new school properly waxed.

As an example, we invite you to take a look at his latest release, "The Voyeur 35." Leslie lovingly pairs sweet young newcummer Tori Black with about a foot and a half of rock hard black fuckstick, then sits back and watches as she eagerly rearrange her insides with it. While younger directors haplessly grope around in search of a style to knock off or glom onto, navigating their way through the sea of unwritten laws of pornography, Leslie’s steady hand invisibly steers us through all obstacles, allowing us to enjoy the good stuff (and busy our own hands with more important tasks).

Chayse Evans, Rebeca Linares, Mackenzee Pierce, and Melanie Jayne costar with Black, turning in one scintillating performance after another (at least if this gallery is any indication). We're still haven't figured out if the voyeur in question is supposed to be us or Leslie, but one thing is definitely clear –- we just can’t turn our eyes away!

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That's the first thing out of the mouth of the director of Vivid's "Brand New Faces 10" when he sees Pharyn Sparxxx for the first time. Me, I was like "Holy shit; look at your name tag." Had she been the guy from those old Cheetos commercials, Ms. Sparxxx probably would not have got very far with that name but, as you will see, she'd look good even if her name was Asdjliklvf McNejfhkuedkued.

"Holy crap. Fuck, you're beautiful," director B. Skow demands. "Look at you."

The Honduran Sparxxx appears before us in her first porn scene, and Skow, who when not faced with the likes of phat porn Latinas is always articulate and genteel, makes sure that the mission statement of the series - that no one featured therein has ever appeared in a sex movie before - be maintained.

But unlike other vignettes in this series, in which newbie women are paired with men like Sascha and James Deen, Sparxxx, who prefers women, gets a visit from Rebeca Linares. You see, they speak the same language.

"Can you even understand what I'm saying?" cries Skow at one point.

Could Pharyn Sparxxx be the next Strokahontas? Holy crap. Fuck. Look at us. We don't know.

In that this edition of "Brand New Faces" is the tenth installment in the venerable seven-month-old series, a second disc is included with some of the director's favorite scenes (not included: the treacherous Jean Laconia).

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It's not that we're bored with our jobs or have lost the will to live. It's not that the business aspects of porn too often overwhelm its mission statement as engraved on the pyramids: Squeezable Girl Shanks. It's just that sometimes things seem the same.

Luckily the delightful Rebeca Linares and the polyglot Tyler Knight have shown up just in time in Vena Virago's "East Side Story", a colorful romp through East Los Angeles and, among other things, Page Morgan's ass. This is the sort of thing Vivid should be doing instead of pseudo-celebrity pseudo-sex tapes. - GP

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The final scene of "East Side Story" is sweet because Linares, a native of Barcelona, requires dubbing. Knight, who amiably explains that he has learned three different languages from ex-girlfriends, speaks Spanish with her the entire scene. No ugly Americans here!

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Previously: Popshots of the Week: "Eastside Story" (sic) Edition