We just received word that altporn behemoth Suicide Girls is expanding into the world of television with their very own reality show. No word yet on what the show is about, but we suspect it'll have something to do with hot girls, tattoos, indie music, catfights ... and maybe even a lawsuit or two! (community.livejournal.com)

When "Real World" Stars Stop Being Polite And Start Getting Naked

These days it seems like it would only be news if a reality show managed to put together a cast that did not include at least one pornstar. We don't know what it is about the genre that attracts people who are prone to taking their clothes off on camera—perhaps it's the opportunity to take your clothes off on camera?—but whether they started with a youthful indiscretion to pay the rent or parlayed their TV fame into a Playboy pictorial, it's the stars of MTV's "The Real World" who are still the exhibitionist champs. This helpful field guide takes at look at the best and the "brightest" of that universe's stars (guys and girls) who revealed a lot more than basic cable can provide. And there are a lot of them, so you better have a seat. More »

Playboy's "Foursome", Round Two: Can You Read My Mind?

"One mansion, four singles, 24 hours, endless possibilities" is the logline for "Foursome," Playboy's reality dating series, which debuts its second season Friday night. Fleshbot's seventh grade algebra teacher would quickly point out that the mansion and the time are red herrings, and that the hookup possibilities between the four singles are actually six (barring masturbation), not endless. But that's OK: there's a woman in the premiere who looks like Margot Kidder. More »

Reality Sex Guide Still Searching For Those Special Moments

Way back when Fleshbot was just a wee little prototype porn blogging machine taking our first tentative steps into the heaving morass of online wank fodder, we were grateful to stumble upon DocGonzales' Reality Sex Guide as a shining beacon of ... well, not good taste exactly, but a helpful resource to point us in the direction of the more worthwhile reality- (and "reality"-) based smut sites out there. Four years later, we're more confident about what's worth perusing ourselves, but we're happy to see that the good doctor is still on his mission to find those rare sites and scenes in which performers are (gasp!) actually enjoying themselves instead of just going through the motions. In a world full of dirtpipe milkshakes, aerosol custard, and rusty trombones, we need that kind of dedication more than ever. More »

British TV fans already know that taking your clothes off on Big Brother is a surefire way to make yourself famous, but Makosi Musmbasi understands that if you want to stay famous you have to keep taking your clothes off even after you leave the house. Some people always forget that part. (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

Jodie Marsh Maybe Didn't Need You To Marry Her After All

We hope you're sitting down for this, because what we're about to tell you may be both shocking and disturbing—a reality TV show may have a sham. You may recall that buxom British model Jodie Marsh was searching for a husband using that time-honored tradition for finding true love, the television game show. Well, she found a "winner" in fellow model Matt Peacock who married her last month. There's just one catch though—gossips are saying the pair was already engaged before filming even started, but that it didn't stop them from cashing in a £60,000 wedding ceremony courtesy of the show's sponsors. Does this mean that her recent claim that the newlyweds are currently "experimenting with violence and asphyxiation" in the bedroom is a lie as well? Gosh, if gimmicky self-promotional reality shows aren't genuine, how can we ever trust again? More »

Rock Of Love's Brandi C Is "In The VIP"

Oh, Brandi C. We have to admit you're one of our favorite babes on "Rock Of Love", what with your little-girl voice and giant boobs and ditzy demeanor, and we hope Bret keeps giving you a backstage pass at the end of every episode so you can stick around for another couple of weeks. But we're a little concerned that people keep sending us sightings of porn clips you've appeared in (that giant tattoo on your belly makes you kind of hard to miss): after all, we all know what happened to Toastee once Flav heard about the dirty movies she made, and we wouldn't want you to meet a similar fate. (And yes, we know that Toastee eventually got her very own DVD released by a Major Porn Studio, but we're pretty sure no one watched it and we don't want anything like that to happen to you either.) We're just telling you all this because we care. Oh, and watch our for that Lacey. Something tells us she's bad news. More »

Playboy Attempts To Deliver Your Boobs On Time

In their tradition of snagging celebrity models long after they've reached their peak as celebrities, the cover of Playboy's August edition stars actress Garcelle Beauvais, who is best known for starring on two TV shows that came and went in the earlier part of this decade. Fortunately, she hasn't ceased to be hot, even when you consider that she's currently pregnant with twins. Nothing against Garcelle and her MILF-to-be body, but if Playboy wants to stay a little more current maybe they should continue to follow the example of their Brazilian edition, which features local Big Brother contestant Mariana Felicio: for all we know she's on TV right now, though when you consider the shelf life of your average reality show contestant getting them naked in time to make your publishing deadline is a race against the clock. Hmm, maybe that could be its own reality show? More »

Breaking: Debbie Still Doing Dallas

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