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Lisa Ann Gets Her Boy In "Cougar 101"

DCypher — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Wicked Pictures has been busy tracking and categorizing the many sub species of the always elusive female cougar. They've even "enlisted" the services of an expert, Professor Vonhassleburg, to get to the bottom of things.

Sure, it's an interesting gimmick to set-up a cougar hunt, but really, it's completely unnecessary. All they ever needed to do was follow adult crossover superstar Lisa Ann to find out more. If anyone knows where to find cougars in their natural habitat, it's Lisa Ann. Instead, the teacher sends a film crew to meet a healthy sample of young hot man meat begging to be devoured by these animals.

Lisa Ann, Diamond Foxxx, Payton Leigh, Persia Pele, and Raquel Devine are hungry like she wolves, and they feel no remorse for their predatory actions. Each and every one of these sexy ladies is more than willing to stalk down a studly young pup and milk the creamy white goodness out of him. Some might say it's what they live for.

"Cougar 101" releases next week from Wicked Pictures, but you can see some of what these animals did right here and now with this exclusive set of pictures captured by our gal in the field.

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Persia Pele and Dane Cross
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Raquel Devine and Tommy Gunn
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Raquel Devine And Roxanne Hall Unveil The Memoirs Of A MILF

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 12:00:00 EDT

What goes on in the secret life of a MILF? More than you'll ever know...but at least this video gives us a small peek into a world we can only guess at. A small, sordid peek (the very best kind).

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Pink Visual Displays Awesome Cougar Power Right Out The Gate

DCypher — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 15:00:00 EDT

What's better than getting taken down by a hot cougar on the prowl? Why, having two cougars tag your punk ass, punkass! Oh yeahs! We learned that from the rappers. Word to your jump, punkass!

You may see them hunting around sports bars, or eying young players making jump shots and sinking threes. You may have noticed them eye fucking you half to death while you were cruising the mall for sneaker pumps, peeping in your windows while you were playing solitaire in your boxers in the sanctity of your own living room, or trying to tear your pants off that time you were making pasta over canned heat in a state park. That's because they're cougars, son. They aren't like MILFs. They're like Terminators. They cannot be stopped. Get it?

Pink Visual understands the mechanics better than most, which is why their foray into cougar pr0n features extra strength helpings of cougarliciousness...which is now officially a word you can use in Scrabble. Yes, they put twice as many hawt cougars per scene as the other guys—and clearly it's paying off in spades.

Brenda James teams up with Raquel DeVine and just demolishes, dude. Then Brandi Edwards tags in for a double trouble screwfest with CoCo Stone, and they take out this guy with abs of platinum. Gia Ferrara isn't down for settling with third place, so she pairs off with spicy Latina princess Ann Marie Rios and together they milk homeboy for every ounce of semen in his balls. And that's when Rhylee Richards partners with Sienna West for some get drilled fun. And the winner is...you!

"Cougar Tales" releases this week from those evil geniuses over at Pink Visual. You might want to check that shit out, Holmes (and that goes for the rest of you, as well). In the meanwhile, peek this sneak while you're waiting to be legal to get up and move around again. Do we know our target audience or what?

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Popshots of the Week! Irrational Exuberance Edition

Gram Ponante — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 21:30:19 EDT

Just when you thought that you'd be Palin/Paylin-less this week, remember that it's the Halloween before a major election. Let's just hypothesize that, in the spirit of this space's inaccurate prediction of the Patriots' chances in the 2008 SuperBowl, that McCain/Palin bucks polls and makes it into the White House next week. What will we do then? Well, we'll have to choose between Lisa Ann and Raquel Devine. (But we'll do it from Canada, of course.)

Is Lisa Ann and Raquel Devine made special effort to channel the Veep nominee, the delightful Alana Evans was just blonde as Cindy McCain. We approve this choice.

Marilyn Chambers meets another magical Amazon in Hollywood last week.

Brand new Digital Playground contract star Angelina Armani^TM looks to the east on Sunset Boulevard. "I'm from New York so I'm just getting used to it out here," she said.

Let's hope this is not the view we get of Obama (played by Steve Driver) on November 4.

Porno Palin Part Two: This Time with Obama

Gram Ponante — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 21:45:06 EDT

Lefty pornographers have been a little smug in their expectations of an Obama victory in two weeks, and thus have had to ask ourselves some hard questions about the recent spate of Sarah Palin porn. How would we react to porn spoofs of the other side? Well, in the second major studio Sarah Palin porn project, the Democratic presidential nominee gets to hear his opponent say "Now here's some Grade A Alaskan puss."

Raquel Devine stars as Sarah Palin (note the correct spelling) in a movie for a new company called adultspoof.com (the website will be up on Monday October 27). In "Erection 2008: Rode to the White House," we meet stand-ins for Palin, John and Cindy McCain (Mark Davis and Alana Evans) and Barack Obama (Steve Driver).

As Palin, Devine is hilarious. Among her ad-libs were "Bring the wife next time" and "Lemme put some lipstick on that pig." And Steve Driver, who looked very presidential, will doubtless be assured work for the next four years.

But just in case, alternate endings were shot for the movie.

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As Real As It Gets: "Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 2"

DCypher — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 16:10:37 EDT

As we've noted before, the burden of proof with most MILF titles these days is left up to the consumer—and with the number of MILF titles studios keep churning out, that's a lot of, uh, burden. So it's refreshing to see director Chris Streams releasing a MILF title that actually features women over 30. And how do we know they're thr real deal? Well, in some cases we've seen them performing in adult films for a minimum of six or seven years—which would at least make them around 25 or so. Also? The title is kind of clever in a crude sort of way. So there's that too.

In fact, "Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 2" doesn’t pull any punches anywhere. The video shows just enough wrinkles, stretch marks, and imperfectly proportioned rack jobs to make us believe we're watching insatiable cougar types in action—and we mean all of that in the best possible way. After all, you wouldn't want to buy or rent a title like this and see Veronica Rayne looking like a dewy-fresh barely legal ingenue, would you? No, you would not: you want to see her handling two studs at once as only a mature woman of experience can. And she does.

"Dirty Rotten Motherfuckers 2" also stars Brittany O’Connell, Holly Halston, Julia Ann, Monique, Jada Fire, Diamond Jackson, and Raquel Devine.

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