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more about #straight more comments → Kelteel: @Lux Alptraum Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! She is my twelve days of Christmas. more » Kelteel: This is one smart woman. Give the viewers 2008 x 3000 pixel pictures[20.91 x 31.25 inches at 100%] and you got them like putty in your hands. I woul... more » Kelteel: Hell, I could not even get their website to work and they want $200 for this. Plus $60 per hour. Hey, it takes awhile for a man my age to get going. ... more » bmonkey: Presenting the fleshbot diet: eat well, love well... more » Pinkie: What's with the sudden rush to the Christmas season? It's only the day after Thanksgiving! Why, in my day, we waited at least until the second week... more » SuperPsyze: DON'T DATE ROBOTS more » ValfridBuccaneer: Is it possible to get a link to the non-gallery format on gallery posts? :) more » Beaker: I'm a breast man, but this photo is a persuasive argument for giving thighs a try. more » Beaker: I can't decide which bit of this video is better. Her beautiful boobs swinging to-and-fro, her screams of ecstasy muffled by the pillows, or the fact ... more » jp182: im kinda partial to keezmovies more » jp182: oh Katsuni, you are like a fine wine more » jp182: whoever it is, i know I've seen this clip multiple times before more » GaryMyMan: Tube8 is better than all of these. I find the delay time on xtube to be annoying. more » offred: However, if there were ladies like these at our local laundromat, we'd be getting our jeans messy more often Sounds like a High School Confidential... more » bmonkey: This week on wild world of nature: another example of the happy naked jumping girl in her natural habitat... more » -
#parody
"Batman XXX - A Porn Parody" Vs. "Batman": A Comparison
Vivid Entertainment is a bit late to capitalize on The Dark Knight. That said, it's never too late to parody the campy 1960s Batman with Adam West.
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#dvd
"Flight Attendants" Crashes Despite Ample Buoyancy
Global Air's ridership has taken a nosedive since one of its planes did. And rival Trans Con won't let Global forget it! So Global's flight attendants decide to grow their customer base the only way they know how. More » -
#hardcore
Stormy Daniels, "Reinvented"
Anything that features both the luscious beauty Stormy Daniels and the stunning Alektra Blue really doesn't need much of an introduction. Which is a shame, because their latest movie "Reinvented" is both clever and well made. More » -
#avncontenders
"2040": Alektra Blue Is A Real Doll
It is 2040 and sex with humans just isn't safe. Three decades ago (holy shit that's next year !!!) a perfect storm of diseases converged to produce "a worldwide pandemic of epic proportions." What will this do to Love? More » -
#hardcore
Wicked No Longer Concerned With “Making Amends” For Recycled Plotlines
Ruthless businessman slash cheating husband Randy Spears has it all...including a hot wife who loves him even though he's the worst husband ever. Then he isn't. Then it's too late. Or it's not. Oh noes! More » -
#popshots
Popshots of the Week!
Despite financial end-times, porn has, in fact, pushed its turgid little buds through pungent, yielding soil to spurt its ropy essence on our tits and neck here at Fleshbot West. More » -
#hardcore
No "Trouble" with "Young Girls"
When a cast includes Shawna Lenee, Brittney Amber, Lindsey Meadows, Alektra Blue, Nikki Rhodes, Tori Black, and una bella fica Franzuaka Facella, there's only problem we can think of: they aren't in our bed!
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#hardcore
Carmen Hart Finds "Love For The First Time"
How do we know that Bob (Randy Spears) is a virgin and May (Carmen Hart) is a lonelyhearts spinster? Well, they both wear glasses. In Wicked's cable-ready takeoff of "The 40-Year-Old Virgin," Bob and May learn to overcome their shyness, marry, and conceive in this uplifting, gauzy, and utterly non-threatening porn that made us wonder how Max Hardcore might have handled the same script. More » -
#pornofthemoment
Desperately Seeking "Housewives"-Based Porn
Pornripoffsparodies of things that were topical three years ago are like settling into a comfortable pair of shoes: they are familiar and safe, and make us think of a time when gas wasn't so expensive, it looked like the Democrats would win in 2008, and "The Sopranos" was still on. We received Wicked's "The Housewives of Amber Lane" recently and thought, "Awww, at least it's not 'Britney Rears'." More » -
#theafterlife
Photoplay: Kaylani Lei In "Rise"
Contrary to the elegant boxcover copy, not "everyone gets a second chance at love." But at least you know what kind of movie this will be. Kaylani Lei and Randy Spears prove that in the afterlife, even the dead do it in this movie with a self-fulfilling prophecy for a title. More » -
#dvdreview
In The Rough: "Jenna Loves Diamonds"
Jenna Jameson is back like you've already seen her before as a hypnotized jewel thief in "Jenna Loves Diamonds," a movie made in 2002 but just released now. Read what we have to say about it after the jump. More » -
#dvdreview
(Going To A) "Kung Fu Nurses A Go-Go"
This movie is not the porn equivalent of "Kill Bill". It's not even the porn equivalent of "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls". It's just a porn movie unfettered by notions of its own importance ... which, after AVN week, is a big relief. (And it also features the return of Mr. Thermopyles!) More »


