Mr. Sponge escorted fellow Southerner Stormy Daniels to the AVN Awards a few years back, so we knew he was of the populist "Jackass" variety of radio hosts, and he has since released several editions of his uncut studio exploits with porn stars and hapless employees.

"But this Bree bitch wasn't believing that Steve was blind," huffs Bubba.

Probably because he wasn't.

The idea was that Olson would be introduced to employee Steve, decked out in sunglasses and walking stick, and perhaps feel sympathetic enough to his condition that she would give him a handjob.

But she wasn't buying it.

"I think you guys are messing with me," she says. "I don't think he's really blind."

Radio interviews with mass market DJs are still among the gold rings of porn publicity, so Olson puts up with the ruse for a while, and then, in a clear gesture of "Whatever," she begins texting. Moments later, she exits the Florida studio and walks at a clip down the road, pursued by a cameraman and another Sponge minion.

"Then she had a total meltdown!" Bubba drawls.

Olson grabs the camera and won't let go, demanding to get the tape. Sponge underlings give her a blank tape and make their getaway.

"Bubba Raw 4" features various segments of nudity a la "Girls Gone Wild" and cruelty to employees a la Howard Stern, but it's not as entertaining or as original, and that's saying a little. Sorry you had to deal with that, Bree.

· Evolution Distribution (evolutiondist.com)
· Buy "Bubba Raw 4" (gamelink.com)

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Evolution Distribution (evolutiondist.com)
Buy "Bubba Raw 4" (gamelink.com)
Evolution Distribution (evolutiondist.com)
Buy "Bubba Raw 4" (gamelink.com)

Since they're audio only, the stage directions and dialogue are even more delicious than your average porno. (Sample quote: "Now I'm sitting here with a banana up my hungry cunt.") It's the most salacious pulp radio theater you've ever heard (have you ever heard any before?) and for better or worse, someone has transferred some of these gems to MP3 so that 21st century freaks can enjoy the delicate sound of sexual thunder, complete with old-fashioned humming audio and suitable for dance party remixing. Now, if you'll excuse us, we're going to grab our CB radio and a couple of Earth, Wind and Fire albums—on 8-track, of course—and go find ourselves a highway convoy. -CW

· 8-Tracks of 69: Porno 8-tracks (dinosaurgardens.com)

Previously: Deaf Bunny: Porn For The Deaf (And Everyone Else)

Power siren Michelle L'Amour is one busy lady: when she's not showing up on network TV trying to perk up cheesy talent shows, she's out in the wild showing her curves as an accomplished burlesque performer, writing books on what it's like to be naked, recording her own radio show and podcast, and producing cheesecake-flavored pillow fight extravaganzas for SpikeTV. All that, and she still manages to find the time to parade around in garter belts and slinky latex ensembles for fancy glamour photographers to the delight of her growing legions of fans. If we didn't know any better, we'd swear she was some advanced cybertronic creation who was beamed down to Earth to drive mere ass-fancying mortal like us crazy with desire. Lucky for all of us, though, that star booty of hers is definitely the real thing.

· Michelle L'Amour (michellelamour.com)
· Pillow FIght Club on SpikeTV (preview @ pfclive.com)
· Thumbnail photo by Inguz (inguz.deviantart.com)

Previously: Dita Does Penthouse, Strip Club News @ The Champagne Room, Meet Miss VonLivid, Lucha Va Voom: Burlesque Wrestling, Sabina @ Switchblade Stilettos

· The last remaining building of the old Mustang Ranch—Nevada's first legal brothel—was burned to the ground (on purpose, by firefighters.) Any other burning sensations you feel are your own problem. (businessweek.com)

· Uma Thurman has a whale of a tail to tell you. Er, how you. You know what we mean. (taxidrivermovie.com)

· A British radio station is giving away a chance to legally join the Mile High Club. You can only give away so many pairs of Madonna tickets before people tune out, you know. (yahoo.com)

· Meanwhile, Joss Stone's wardrobe seems to be flying pretty high today too. Does it still count as an upskirt pic though if there's not much skirt to look up in the first place? (drunkenstepfather.com)

· "Most women's self-esteem goes way up after breast-enhancement surgery." You don't say? (philly.com)

· Carmen Electra: lesbian or marketing tool? Only Joan Jett may know for sure. (pinknews.co.uk)

· Voters in Tampa try to choose between the do-nothing candidate who gets a free ride on backs of other people's hard work ... and the guy who runs the strip clubs. (tampabays10.com)

· Nude art classes teach students about the intricacies of the human form. There's also boobies. (story + video @ mercedsunstar.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

· Make a donation to the great non-profit New Jersey radio station WFMU and you could become the proud owner of The Bucket of Smut! Because sometimes, a plain old pail of smut just isn't enough. (wfmu.org)

· Is your wife ashamed of her "feminine cleanliness"? Well, she should be! You traveled back in time to marry a 1950's housewife, the least she could do is take care of herself. (adrants.com)

· Antonella Barba was voted off of American Idol last night, so you can stop sending us all those pictures of her squeezing her own boobs. Don't worry, we're sure another reality show contestant will embarrass herself any day now. (hollywood.com)

· Adult video game developers face a lot of challenges—attracting women gamers, realistic action, better storylines—but none may be greater than the problem of "ass physics." Actually, that's a problem most video game players struggle with in real life. (news.com.com, via wired.com)

· You're telling us that a play titled, "Sex, a.k.a. Wieners and Boobs," is not an evening of sharp-witted, highbrow entertainment? Talk about false advertising! (themontclarion.org)

· Charles "Benny" Neal has the balls to run for office in Rockingham County, Virginia, and he can prove it with his nude Playgirl pictures from 1979. He's really hoping to win over those swing voters. (nbc4.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives