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more about #straight more comments → Ravenrose: My favorite way to put an eye out! #asian more » Mr.Gawn: i kinda want to get my GF one.. but she doesnt even use the rabbit i gave her #maritalaidtestkitchen more » Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more » witeowl: Nice review. I may have to pick one up. One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be ... more » tmronin: hard not to love skin in the bathroom: #latex more » Conrad: [gizmodo.com] #victoriassecret more » thePrototype: that was pretty hot!! #amateur more » Conrad: The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was sa... more » sam991: Speaking of latex, it's precisely 5 months since Bianca Beauchamp was Gratuitous Nude. Methinks the hour has come around again. more » Beaker: Caution! Perky Nipples! #asian more » -
#hype
Verne Troyer Sex Tape Costar Tells All!
Although we're as anxious as most of you for the whole Verne Troyer sex tape brouhaha to go the way of Gene Simmons and Joey Buttafuco (= straight to that deeply sequestered part of our mind where we store things like "Small Wonder" and the last couple of Liz Phair albums), we'd be remiss in our duties if we didn't tell you about this radio interview with his lady friend Ranae Shrider in which we're told she discusses "the size of his peen and everything". No, we didn't listen to it ourselves. Even our sense of duty has its limits. (w/photo gallery @ 933flz.com - thanks Shawn) -
#religion
Ever wonder what would make a good Christian woman start a (Jesus-approved) sex shop? NPR has the answers for you ... though that still doesn't mean you'll understand why. (npr.com) -
#nudists
Broadcasting an all-nude wedding over the air is a fantastic sweeps week stunt ... unless you're a radio station. It's the same reason they don't sell picture books on tape. (theage.com) -
#pornvalley
Commie pinko pervs that we are, we were glad to see three of our very favorite things—porn, public radio, and subsidized healthcare—come together this weekend as NPR profiled Sharon Mitchell and the Adult Industry Medical Healthcare Foundation. We also learned that Sharon will talk prospective talent out of a porn career if, say, they're even considering a job in education or politics someday. And you thought they were just about treating crabs! (npr.org; more @ aim-med.org, and more on AIM's "Porn 101" series here) -
#audio
8-Track Porno: Is It Smut Or Is It Memorex?
Porn is always quick to adapt to new technologies, from the dawn of photography to today's Blu-Ray/HD-DVD war. While many of these new forms of media work better than others (see: Atari porn games), there was always someone who thought it was a good idea at the time. Perhaps the most obscure form of pornographic distribution is the venerable 8-track cassette. Yes, that's right—porno scenes recorded onto 8-track tapes. More » -
#censorship
Sex sells, but since China decided to ban over 2,000 radio and TV ads because they're too sexy, how is anybody going to make any money? Then again, lead-based toothpaste kind of sell itself, doesn't it? (telegraph.co.uk) -
#censorship
China has banned "sexually provocative sounds" on the radio and television. We'd tell you what our response is to that, but they'd never be able to play it on the air. (reuters.com) -
