December Appreciation Month: Let The Celebrations Begin!

Finally, at long last, the end of the year is (almost) here—and what an exciting year it's been! December is, of course, the month of giving; and being the selfless people that we are, we plan to keep on giving you all as much porn as you could possibly desire. As the snow starts to fall and the carols are sung, the excitement builds for that holiday of holidays, Christmas. But let us not forget all of the little celebrations that get overlooked as we all wait impatiently for that moment when Santa shows up with all our new toys. After all, who can forget the something as fundamental as Roots Day? Or Bathtub Party Day? Get out the bubbles and jump on in, because we've got some serious celebrating to do this month! More »

August Appreciation Month: Hot And Sweaty, Just The Way We (Sorta) Like It

We are heading into the home stretch of the dog days of summer, and have just about had our fill of 90 degree days and 110% humidity. Seriously: having a valid excuse to wander around our apartment naked all day is great and everything, but we also haven't been off our leather couch in three weeks and we're pretty sure our bare skin has permanently bonded with it. So how can we distract ourselves until fall rolls around? Well, we can always learn a new language or get that checkup we've been putting off. Or maybe we'll just go into a hypnotic trance for the next 31 days. As you'll see after the jump, August is good for doing all those things—and of course, it's also good for looking at porn too. Why waste the season waiting for Labor Day to roll around anyway? More »

July Appreciation Month: Celebrate The Summer With Porn!

Did you know that July is National Bikini Month? (We actually thought that was every month, but we promise to make our two-piece swimwear posts extra special for the next 30 days or so.) As we learned back in May, pretty much every day is a reason to celebrate something—whether it's National Ice Cream Day (July 18), National Lollipop Day (July 20), or National Chocolate Day (July 7). Some days even give you more than one reason to set off fireworks, like July 4th, which is both U.S. Independence Day and Independence From Meat Day. ("Where The Boys Aren't, Volume 232"). That doesn't even cover Canadian Independence Day, Restless Leg Syndrome Education and Awareness Week (July 18-25), Be Nice To New Jersey Week (aka "Give A Guido A Blowjob Before July 7" Week), something called Wood Wagon Day (July 21; don't ask), and Freedom From Fear of Public Speaking Day. You know, the day when you picture everyone you know naked. (It's July 2.) More »