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December Appreciation Month: Let The Celebrations Begin!

Evelyn Leigh — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 16:00:20 EST

Finally, at long last, the end of the year is (almost) here—and what an exciting year it's been! December is, of course, the month of giving; and being the selfless people that we are, we plan to keep on giving you all as much porn as you could possibly desire. As the snow starts to fall and the carols are sung, the excitement builds for that holiday of holidays, Christmas. But let us not forget all of the little celebrations that get overlooked as we all wait impatiently for that moment when Santa shows up with all our new toys. After all, who can forget the something as fundamental as Roots Day? Or Bathtub Party Day? Get out the bubbles and jump on in, because we've got some serious celebrating to do this month!

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November 5: Bathtub Party Day

Rub A Dub Dub: Top Ten Sex In The Tub Videos

December 5: Repeal Day: The 21st Amendment ends Prohibition

Flesh Flicks: Happy "Accidents"

December 7: National Cotton Candy Day

Sex Circus (Megaporn.com)

December 8: Take it in the Ear Day

Ear Fetish Videos

December 12: National Ding-a-Ling Day

We Can't Believe You Went There

December 13: Ice Cream Day
AssSmoothie.com(via askjolene)
Ass Smoothie On Demand

December 14: International Children's Day

The Second Times A Charm: "Not the Bradys: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!"

Decenber 15: Bill of Rights Day

Tyra Takes on Sex Work

December 16: National Chocolate Covered Anything Day

Top Ten Sexy Messy Videos

December 21: Humbug Day
Turn That Frown Upside Down: Smiling, Happy Naked Girls

December 21: National Flashlight Day

Fleshlights

December 23: Roots Day

The Asian Blonde Roundup

December 25: Christmas Day

Santa and His Elves pt 2 (Megaporn.com)

December 26: Boxing Day

Ariel X vs Samantha Sin (Fleshbot Babes)
Ultimate Surrender Wants You (To Watch)

December 28: Card Playing Day

Flesh Flick: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear

Decmber 31: Make Up Your Mind Day

Two Pornstars To Rule Them All: Meet Your New Leaders

Decmber 31: New Years Eve

Bunny via Gothic Sluts

October Appreciation Month: Show Your Sexy Fall Colors

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 12:40:37 EDT

It's the first day of the new month—and we are so on the ball this time! Perhaps it's because we're always super-jazzed about turning the calendar page when October rolls around: Fall is in full swing, we can start planning our Halloween costumes, and we can practically taste those giants bags of candy that await us! Or maybe it has something to do with the fact that half of our senior editorial staff is celebrating birthdays this month (which we're sure is just a coincidence). Or maybe we're still feeling a little guilty that we gave September the fuzzy end of the lollipop. For whatever reason, there are plenty of sexy reasons to celebrate in the weeks ahead ... especially if we make them sexy. So grab your toothbrush and start whooping it up for Dental Hygiene Month and more after the jump.

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Computer Learning Month

A Series Of Sex "Tubes"

Dental Hygiene Month

Katrin Kozy: Toothbrush Babe
Toothbrushing video
Toothbrush Fetish: Paste Pumpers

Fire Prevention Month

Fountains Of Pleasure: A Tribute To Girls Who Squirt

National Cookbook Month

What's Cookin'? Top Ten Kitchen Sex Videos

National Cookie Month
Naughty Girl Scout Misty Anderson (teenchickpics.com)

National Roller Skating Month

Crash Into Me: "RollerDollz" Really Satisfies

Pasta Month

Nikki Nova (redclouds.com)

National Chemistry Week (October 17th-23rd)

National School Bus Safety Week (October 17th-23rd)

The Magic School Bus

National Business Women's Week (October 20th-26th)

Casual Sex Fridays

World Vegetarian Day (October 1)

Vagetarian Porn
How To: Make Your Own Veggie Vibrator
Flesh Flicks: Cucumber Love

World Teachers Day (October 5)

Higher Learning: Top Ten Classroom Sex Videos

National German-American Day (October 6)

Flesh Flicks: Got Milk Maids?

World Egg Day (October 8)

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Bnaughty Vibrating Egg

National Angel Food Cake Day (October 10)

National Bring Your Teddy Bear to Work and School Day (October 13)
Care Bear Sex (RedTube)
Teddy Babes

Be Bald and Be Free Day (October 14)

The Bald And The Beautiful: Shaved Head Girls Are Cool

No Beard Day (October 18)

Lesbians Shaving (RedTube)

National Mole Day (October 23)

Military Spies

Mrs. Ana Edson Taylor becomes first person to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel and survive. (October 24)

Plush Animal Lover's Day (October 28)

Hot Tail: Your Furry Schoolgirl Striptease Fantasy Finally Comes True

National Chocolate Day (October 28)
Mellie and Christine

Bring your Jack-O-Lantern to Work Day (October 29)

Pumpkin Porn

Halloween (October 31)

Our Last Halloween Post Ever (Promise!): Sluts Take Over Manhattan
Xanthia Doll (GothicSluts.com)
Scar @ Gothic Sluts

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Previously: September Appreciation Month: It's Never Too Late To Celebrate!

August Appreciation Month: Hot And Sweaty, Just The Way We (Sorta) Like It

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 12:50:55 EDT

We are heading into the home stretch of the dog days of summer, and have just about had our fill of 90 degree days and 110% humidity. Seriously: having a valid excuse to wander around our apartment naked all day is great and everything, but we also haven't been off our leather couch in three weeks and we're pretty sure our bare skin has permanently bonded with it. So how can we distract ourselves until fall rolls around? Well, we can always learn a new language or get that checkup we've been putting off. Or maybe we'll just go into a hypnotic trance for the next 31 days. As you'll see after the jump, August is good for doing all those things—and of course, it's also good for looking at porn too. Why waste the season waiting for Labor Day to roll around anyway?

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National Immunization Awareness Month

· Medical Curiosities: "Dr. Probe's Lab Of Perversion"
· Sasha Grey's Health Tips

Learn Japanese Month

· How To Talk Like A Dirty Geisha
· Fleshbot Archives for Japan, Japanese + Tentacles

National Inventor's Month

· The Chin Dong

Black Business Month

· Man and his secretary in the office (onlinesexportal.net)
· NicheFlixxx Helps Everyone Get Their Freak On
· Vanessa Blue, Ask For Her By Name
· "Why Interracial Porn is Stupid" (And Why We Agree)

World Breastfeeding Week (August 1st-7th)

· "feeding her man" (Megarotic)

Elvis Week (August 11th-19th)

· "Burnin' Love" (dvdempire.com, via)
· "Of Time And Passion" (movieroom.com)

National Resurrect Romance Week (August 12th-18th)

· "can't count how many guys" (PornHub)

National Aviation Week (August 13th-19th)

· Joining The Mile High Club (While Still On The Ground)

Sister's Day (August 1)

· Danielle & Tamara Kondratiuk and more Sisters

Hypnosis Day (August 2)

· (You Will Be Turned On By) Trance Providers: Erotic Hypnosis Videos

Coast Guard Day (August 3)

· "Two Blondes on a Boat"

National Gymnastics Day (August 5)

· Gymnast Sex (Megarotic)
· Flesh Flicks Classic Edition: Naked Romanian Gymnasts Forever!

National Friendship Day (August 6)

· Slumber Party! (video @ PornHub)

National Mustard Day (August 7)

· Hot Dog Girl (toxxxy.com)

Sandcastle Day (August 17)

(via)

Hawaiian Statehood Day (August 21)

· Hawaii Porn Blog (hawaiipornblog.com)
· Nautica Thorn (1/4 Hawaiian)
· Mika Tan (Born in Honolulu)

Kiss and Make Up Day (August 25)

· The Single Best Thing To Happen At The AVN Expo This Year (Maybe Ever): Three Minutes And Nine Seconds Of Hot Girls Kissing Each Other
· Postcards From Las Vegas: Abby Winters Lesbian Makeout Session

Women's Suffrage Day (August 26)

· "tied and forced to orgasm" (RedTube)

Crackers Over The Keyboard Day (August 28) ((Ed note: Huh?))

· "fucked on desk" (Megarotic)

According to Hoyle Day (August 29)

· Erotic Playing Cards

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Previously: July Appreciation Month: Celebrate The Summer With Porn!

July Appreciation Month: Celebrate The Summer With Porn!

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:20:42 EDT

Did you know that July is National Bikini Month? (We actually thought that was every month, but we promise to make our two-piece swimwear posts extra special for the next 30 days or so.) As we learned back in May, pretty much every day is a reason to celebrate something—whether it's National Ice Cream Day (July 18), National Lollipop Day (July 20), or National Chocolate Day (July 7). Some days even give you more than one reason to set off fireworks, like July 4th, which is both U.S. Independence Day and Independence From Meat Day. ("Where The Boys Aren't, Volume 232"). That doesn't even cover Canadian Independence Day, Restless Leg Syndrome Education and Awareness Week (July 18-25), Be Nice To New Jersey Week (aka "Give A Guido A Blowjob Before July 7" Week), something called Wood Wagon Day (July 21; don't ask), and Freedom From Fear of Public Speaking Day. You know, the day when you picture everyone you know naked. (It's July 2.)

There's even more where that came from below, but whatever day it is be sure to visit Fleshbot, where it's always July 23. (aka "Too Hot To Handle" Day!)

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Canada Day (July 1)

· Canadian porn stars (Wikipedia)

Cell Phone Courtesy Month

· iPhone Porn 2.0: Here We Go Again

· Flesh Flicks: Call Waiting

International Blondie and Deborah Harry Month

(Sorry we, thought that was International Blonde Month!)

· Blondes on Fleshbot

National Bikini Month

· Bikinis on Fleshbot

· Mariah Carey Is Always Tops On Our Charts

National Hot Dog Month

· Flesh Flicks: Hot! Dog!

· Olivia Munn's Hot Beef Injection

Smart Irrigation Month

· Squirt Machines (And Other Urban Legends)

Nude Recreation Weekend (July 9th-15th)

· "America Swings": We Like To Share

· "The Sunshine Club": Vintage Nudist Video

Rabbit Week (July 15th-21st)

· Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Rosebud Vibrator: Does A Rabbit By Any Other Name Smell As Sweet?

Single Working Woman's Week (July 29th-August 4th)

· Lost In Lust: Cherise Isis' "American Stripper"

Be a Geek Day (July 14)

· Geek Girls Online: Where The L33t Meet

Women's Motorcycle Month

· Flesh Flicks: Easy Riding

· Flesh Flicks: Uneasy Riders

Parents Day (July 22)

· "MILFStravaganza 4": You Can MILF If You Want To

· Other Mommies

Gorgeous Grandma's Day (July 23)

· Horny Grandmothers

· Omasex: Hot Grannies

· Calendar of Strange Holidays and Other Events to Scrapbook In July (families.com)

Hello again, Breann McGregor ... and congrats...

Fleshbot — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 13:16:52 EDT

Hello again, Breann McGregor ... and congrats for being voted Playboy's Cyber Girl of the Year. Let's hope this is just the beginning of a long and successful career—we've always thought you have a lot of, uh, potential. (playboy.com; more @ dailypoa.com)