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    FrancesTheMute: her breasts are oddly triangular... more »
    squeezyface: She needs to pump up the volume. The sound is often the hottest part. Find the volume button, then play with your love button. more »
    squeezyface: Hair dye does wonders. more »
    squeezyface: Especially...BACON! more »
    threadseven: LOVE. more »
    Ruthless, If you let me: Put A Credit Card On It Can this be a regular feature? While Jade's site doesn't exactly speak to me, I am always willing to pay for quality. Any r... more »
    Badmofo: Swallowing Dutch cum does that to you. Well, you could at least try it. more »
    Beaker: Start at the top and work your way down. more »
    WalterPater: Can't LiLo just get it over with and become a pornstar? I'm sure that'll help her pay for her weekly allotment of cocaine. more »
    hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: Best use of "Rocket Man" ever for the end of the season. more »
    hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: As much as I love Vol. 2, The Blueprint is a better album. more »
    squeezyface: Smoking turns me off. more »
    kcquestor: If you don't want to create an account and log in to Dailymotion to view the video, just click over to the egotastic link above and watch it there. n... more »
    richgiz: I have the same Holga as her! I wonder where she got the film from? Ahh who cares she's HOT@! more »
  • #prophylaxis

    Today in Health: Medicating Mina Meow

    The gangling and pale Mina Meow is having pounding headaches, so she reports to Nurse Natali Demore's office and promptly disrobes after describing her symptoms. Demore immediately chloroforms her and sticks clamps on her buttocks. See? It's just like "Cold Comfort Farm"! More »
  • #prophylaxis

    Job Opportunity: Condom Testers Wanted