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more about #straight more comments → otko: I heard she was arrested. For being too sexy. By Eric Estrada. For real. Just kidding more » otko: Mmmmmm. + extra points for that almost perfect symmetricalness. more » otko: Good morning is right. Love the toe spreading more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Jamie Graham, from The Ohio State University. The Buckeyes finally win, at something. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: 2002? Are we sure about that? /broken record more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: That teardrop will be tattooed on my libido for some time hereafter. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: How quickly more turn. Twelve years ago, it was Size 14 -- I think; might have been Nerf Herder -- singing "Claire Danes Poster". Now, the pop-punk of... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: If this were Germany, PPO would mean something completely different. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: It's really almost a public-private partnership. Secluded from the bustle at end on the club floor, but still of the club. Somebody could walk in any ... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: #bardon (Imagine the n-dash between the d & o, since hash-tagging will not allow it.) more » angelicbeef: nearly a lost art, sigh, they were all wonderful more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Altogether love this, but really, I can hardly get past my "jealousy" at how wide she can spread her toes. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: "Talk about the shackles!" -- as heard on theONION comedy cd Not for Broadcast* *Which I dutifully played on my college radio show, oh, so many (ten!... more » Conrad: I remember the orgy scene from the high school version of Macbeth. So so wrong. more » offred: She proves the point that there ain't no party like an S-Club party. more » -
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Today in Health: Medicating Mina Meow
The gangling and pale Mina Meow is having pounding headaches, so she reports to Nurse Natali Demore's office and promptly disrobes after describing her symptoms. Demore immediately chloroforms her and sticks clamps on her buttocks. See? It's just like "Cold Comfort Farm"! More »
