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Today in Health: Medicating Mina Meow
The gangling and pale Mina Meow is having pounding headaches, so she reports to Nurse Natali Demore's office and promptly disrobes after describing her symptoms. Demore immediately chloroforms her and sticks clamps on her buttocks. See? It's just like "Cold Comfort Farm"! More »


