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more about #straight more comments → bmonkey: Uh, wow. Conrad, this is all kinds of awesome; thank you. #bigboobs more » bmonkey: What this model doesn't know is that we've secretly replaced her regular soap with Dove; let's see if she thinks her skin is as soft to the touch as w... more » inverts: I'm still not fucking watching Twilight. #celebrity more » FrancesTheMute: that's a fashion statement I can agree with #adrianalima more » offred: While I'm all in favor of the performers in question, I wonder how someone who was crowned the new Buttwoman can simultaneously be considered Barely L... more » thePrototype: any video with Jenny Hendrix and Alexis Texas is worth a watch in my book! #jennyhendrix more » hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: I love how recent years have made it okay that I had a crush on Wednesday from The Addams Family. #christinaricci more » SaumyaJellyfish: I could swear the music in the background was from Space Channel 5. Aside from that. Touched... by the hand of God... New Order has a hand in bras now! more » dirtybacon: Did anyone ever win this? I found out I couldn't make it *frowny face* I hope someone here got in! #events more » Conrad: I'm glad I could help. #bigboobs more » Mazda Eric: i'd also bet large sums of money she's never seen an ep. of BSG or star trek: tng. #amateur more » Mazda Eric: I hate the nerd-chic that is so hip these days. when i was in high school i was chunky, awkward, had thick glasses and wore cheap sneakers because my ... more » Ravenrose: My favorite way to put an eye out! #asian more » Mr.Gawn: i kinda want to get my GF one.. but she doesnt even use the rabbit i gave her #maritalaidtestkitchen more » Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more » -
#hardcore
"Pornstar POV" Takes You One Step Further Inside Ultimate Fantasy
What man doesn't fantasize about having sex with the world's most beautiful pornstars...and getting paid for it? Boring men. Men with no imagination. Not us: real men love porn stars and POV. More » -
#hardcore
"Monster Cock Junkies" Rain Down Furious Humpday Fun
FACT: Rachel Starr, Maya Hills, Mariah Milano, Rebeca Linares, Priva, & Jenny Hendrix are well known size queens. (LESSER KNOWN) FACT: they love to have sexy fun just as much as they love getting drilled.
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#todayineurohookers
"Street Walkers": 850 Euros Goes A Long Way
I'll say it again: why do I live in America when I can go to Prague and get hookers at less than a hundred bucks a throw? I don't even like hookers but it's such a bargain. More » -
#porneuropeans
Today In Foreign Underpants: "Sticky Knickers"
I am not going to use the rhetorical tactic of hyperbole and say that "Sticky Knickers" is the most important porn film of all time. But I will say that the Pablo Ferro-style titles and the minor chord synthesizer smushings atop Kubrickian wide shots of bleak warehouse spaces and Priva in her underthings makes me think that the producers of the movie think it's pretty damn important. More » -
#pornofthemoment
S-T-O-Y-A: What's That Spell?
As we wait for the "Pirates" sequel, Digital Playground is slowly adding to its documentation of wholesome fetishes by releasing "Cheerleaders", featuring numerous of the company's past and present contract stars, as well as Memphis Monroe (formerly of Hustler) and freshly minted Fleshbot crush object Priya Rai. And when Digital Playground asked me who should be doing the split on the cover, I came through for you. More »


