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#babes
Jacques Magazine Taunts Us With A Hot Girl, Good Weather
It's getting colder, the days are getting shorter, summer is hurtling away from us, and this video from Jacques Magazine is torture. Creamy, delicious torture. More » -
#magazines
The New Breed Of High End Smut Mags
The print industry may be dying, but high end erotic mags are (apparently) still going strong. The Pipeline has an overview of some of the new (and not so new) additions to the genre. (pipeline.refinery29.com) -
#media
NY Times Discusses The Future Of Porn...And We Respond
Today's NY Times Business section has an article on, of all things, porno plots—and, more specifically, their disappearance from modern porns. More » -
#magazines
Burning Angel To Save Dying Medium
Burning Angel: first they were a website, then a series of movies, then a book—and now they're joining forces with the Magna Publishing Group (the team behind magazines like Swank and Genesis) and making the leap into magazines. More » -
#babes
Maria Ozawa Does Taiwan
We admit we've been a little lax in our obsessive stalking of Maria Ozawa, a mistake we truly regret. While we've been distracted by the other lovely ladies of the world, we've missed out on so much! More »
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#milestones
Hustler Turns 35, Alexis Texas Strips In Celebration
It's a little hard to believe, but this July marks Hustler Magazine's 35th year of smutmongering. To celebrate, they've jampacked their 35th anniversary issue with a whole bunch of greatest hits. More » -
#pornstars
Sasha Grey, Hardcore Media Darling
Sasha Grey's domination of the mainstream media continues: America's Favorite Fuck Junkie is profiled in the latest issue of Rolling Stone (who've titled her "the dirtiest girl in the world.") More » -
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#interviews
Art School Models: Clothed, Nude, And Interviewed
Time Out New York peels back the curtain and takes a look at the mysterious world of art models, interviewing two New York women who make a living undressed. More » -
#celebrityskin
Allure Wants You To Look Better Naked (Or At Least Ogle Some Nude Celebs)
As April showers roll into May flowers, it's once again time for Allure's annual"Naked Celebrity""Look Better Naked" issue. Stripping down this year? Padma Lakshmi, Eliza Dushku, Chelsea Handler, Sharon Leal, and Lynn Collins. More »
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#babes
Abi Titmuss Returns!
It's been (gasp!) years since we last heard from the aptly named Abi Titmuss, but we're pleased to see she's back—and still in fighting form, we might add. More »
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#vintage
Playboy Launches Official Online Archive
Tired of seeing your favorite vintage Playboy archives get taken offline due to, uh, copyright violation? Well, good news: Playboy has finally created their very own digital archive—with vintage Playboys in all their cover-to-cover glory. More » -
#babes
NZ Truth Bids Topless Babes Adieu
After twenty-five years, New Zealand weekly NZ Truth is saying goodbye to its Page 3 Girls. But don't cry too hard: topless girls will now be featured as centerfolds in the paper's magazine. (stuff.co.nz) -
#models
Daisy Lowe Is Listening (To Our Pleas For More Nudity)
Months ago, we asked Daisy Lowe to show us her daisies... and what do you know? She finally did! The latest issue of i-D features Daisy sans top—and with no pesky arm covering her goodies. More »
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#burningquestions
"The Ethicist" Tackles The Great Amateur Porn Dilemma
We've all been there: you're surfing the pornotubes, looking for some sweet amateur action, only to find a clip... featuring your best friend/next door neighbor/attorney. What's an ethical porn watcher to do? More » -
#thisweekinladmags
Lucy Briggs: Another New Face (And Set Of Boobs) For The Lad Mags
Look out, Lucy Pinder—Lucy Briggs is looking to steal your position as the best-loved busty Lucy in all the UK. She's already got Nuts declaring her their next top model—what devious move could be next? More » -
#pornstars
Joanna Angel Breaks The Club Magazine Barrier
Club Magazine—and offshoots like Club International and Club Confidential—are known for featuring a certain type of girl—and that girl doesn't tend to have pink hair and tattoos. Until now. More » -
#magazines
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Arrives On Our Digital Doorstop
When we were young, we actually had to sit at home and wait for the mailman to deliver the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue—that, or trudge fifty miles in the snow to get a copy. More » -
#economy
Will Juggs Survive The Financiapocalypse?
We often get asked if porn is "recession proof"—or, more specifically, if people will still be jacking it long after their unemployment checks run out (and paying for the privilege to do so). More » -
#thisweekinladmagdefending
We'll Always Have Keeley: Why Lad Mags Are Good (Or At Least Harmless)
As compelling as Front's response to the charge that lad mags are destroying society may have been, the Telegraph's recent pro-lad mag essay, penned by Michael Deacon (a former Zoo editor!), seems a little more likely to convince, well, anyone. More »
