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A Round Of Applause For The Young Lady

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:30:01 EST

If you spank someone's ass enough, it sounds just like clapping! How convenient.

This girl is lying there blindfolded, getting spanked by a phantom hand, all for your amusement. So it doesn't really matter how you show appreciation—clap, snap, or slap—as long as you show it. If this were Facebook you could press the "Like" button. Sadly, this is not Facebook.

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First Time's The Charm?

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:30:01 EST

This can't possibly be their first homemade porn. Where are the awkward negotiations? The myriad jump cuts? How come he maintains an erection? This certainly wasn't like our first time.

The only way this couple could possibly pull off such an effortless first fuck film is if they scripted it. Or maybe they just have sex like this every single time. Or maybe they've studied tons of porn. It's a good thing this video is so hot, otherwise we'd be too frustrated to be aroused.

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To The Left, To The Left

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:00:00 EST

Put it in the hole in the box to the left.

We admit that it's hard to wield both a camera and an erection, but if you have to choose between the two, choose your penis. At the very least you should find a rhythm, then start filming. We can wait! Really! We used to watch scrambled porn for hours, waiting for a boob to flash by with some clarity; that's patience. Just let us know when you're ready.

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We Thought We Heard You Coming

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:30:01 EDT

Shh! No talking! Words will not do for this blowjob.

Some people enjoy screams, some like whispers, but this girl just wants silence. Let the penis speak for itself? Why not? If this is what she gives for a minute of quietude, we'd be down for a lifetime vow of silence.

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Whisper Sweet Fuckings In Our Ear

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:30:01 EDT

Don't get us wrong, we love it when a girl screams with ecstasy. But when she whispers? OMFG.

It doesn't even matter what she whispers. "I really want to watch Dr. Phil with you..." That's just fine by us. Luckily, the girl in this video has a little more tact. Her commands are sweet, but stern. Her partner is equally helpful; he has a cock ring. Go team!

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The Invisible Hand Of Masturbationomics

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:30:01 EDT

Our masturbation philosophy is anything but laissez-faire. We can only watch someone touch themselves for so long before we need to get our fingers dirty.

This video illustrates a basic principle of economics: she supplies the gorgeous body, the body demands to be touched. From time to time, stimulus is needed, and the cameraman will revitalize the market by silently slipping a finger into her ass. Brilliant. It's videos like this that caused us to fail high school economics.

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Oh! So This Is Valhalla...

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:30:01 EDT

We thought all that Norse business about dying in combat would just get us a nice dinner seat. Apparently, we get to fuck Frigga, goddess of the clouds and wife of Odin.

Odin is gonna be cool with this... right? I mean, it's not like we did anything raunchy, and she really enjoyed herself. We even let her use the camera! Then again, we did jizz on her mighty Nordic chest, that might not be so chill. Whatever. We had sex with a Norse goddess, and you know what? It was like fucking the sky itself.

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Imagine Yourself Up Lisa Ann's Ass With "Anal POV 7"

DCypher — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:00:00 EDT

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How, you dare ask? We will tell you how, my skeptical friends. He does it by showing you just what it is like to fuck beautiful stars Lisa Ann, Jessica Moore, Madison Parker, Cecilia Vega, Chayse Evans, and Larissa Dee right in their tight and tiny puckers, that's how! Ta da!

That means you, too, can know just what it's like to fuck smoking hot MILF Lisa Ann up the ass by using a little of what John Lennon liked to refer to as "imagination." That's good stuff, right? Only the best for the Beatles, and Erik Everhard, and you! That's what it's all about man—koo koo ka chew! You see, imagination gives us the ability to escape the narrow confines of our conceptual reality and transform our perceptions into meaningful sensory experiences—without ever having to leave the comfort and safety of our homes, offices, and pubic libraries.

Madison Parker is a whole lot of fun to imagine anally violating as well. It feels like you're taking a Republican Senator's daughter and teaching her a lesson in chastity, GOP style! That's how we like to illustrate our points on healthcare debate, if you know what we mean. (God, we love that bubbled ass of hers. In fact, imagining nailing it is driving us totally insane.)

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Discovery Of The Monolith

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 18:30:01 EDT

And then, after the primates discover the Monolith, they invent weaponry. This eventually leads to big black anal vibrators.

Of course, the use of an anal vibrator is more of a personal discovery, as in this video. Like all discoveries, it should be well-lubed, gingerly placed, and accompanied with slow but steady boning. Some day the humans will uncover an even more delicious orifice to put things in. For now, the Monolith waits...

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The Devil Went Down On Georgia

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 18:30:01 EDT

At first, it looks like they just videotaped some sex, but if you look closely, you can see that man making the sign of the horns over his partner's vagina. That's right: devil worship.

We know what you're going to say. "But guys! He's just trying to stimulate her G-spot!" We'll have you know that spot is Satan's speed dial. You can tell by how she's writhing and jumping around like she's possessed. A move like that'll get you sent to hell! However, the mouth fucking is a'ight.

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The Joys Of Multitasking

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:30:01 EDT

You think this is all for him? Hell naw, she's working the vibrator. We hear women are supposed to be excellent multi-taskers.

And frankly, it's just as hot to watch her deepthroat as it is to watch her pleasure herself. Each task requires serious attention, knowledge of personal limits, and zen-like concentration. We just don't know which to watch! Luckily, her husband is considerate enough to keep the camera moving while he gets head. Hey, we guess guys can multi-task after all! Enjoy this gender equality right here.

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Fuckadelic!

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 18:30:01 EDT

It's one lady, finding her groove (just for the fuck of it).

This is hot, of course, and we love the dynamic footwork that the cameraman does. We also have to admire the stylistic choices made in this film: the heavy violet hue, the familiar funk, the free-love restrained and intellectualized by the female lead's decision to keep her glasses on. It all says: Yeah, I've seen "Behind the Green Door" and I'm prepared to tell you what the 90's has to say about it.

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The Mask Of Zora!

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 18:30:01 EDT

Remember that part, in that movie, when Antonio Banderas comes on Catherine Zeta-Jones' chest in a 'Z'? Yeah? No? Didn't happen? Oh.

So maybe we imagined it—It's not our fault, that movie had all kinds of weird sexual undertones, and that scenario was totally plausible. The couple in this video knows what's up: keep the mask, ditch the rest. We probably would've kept the hat, but it's not necessary.

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Superheroes Get All The Chicks

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 18:30:00 EDT

Relationship problems got you down? Missing some spontaneity in your life? Have you considered swinging into the room like Spiderman with a hard-on?

This guy proves you don't even need the spandex. All you need is some upper body strength, a pull-up bar, and a fat cock. Just because Disney bought Marvel Comics doesn't mean superheroes can't get laid.

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Beds Are For Losers

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 18:30:01 EDT

Maybe we're wrong, but it seems like there's a lot of car sex going on these days. And not just the semi-dressed-humping-in-the-backseat variety, but the serious we're-filming-this-for-the-internet type.

You know what? Beds are overrated. If we knew how to bust out some proper car fucking, we would gladly live out of the car. We would even sell our multimillion dollar estates in the Hamptons (because that is where everyone at Fleshbot lives).

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Don't Go Into The Woods!

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:30:01 EDT

Legend has it, that if you go into these woods alone, you will be met by a terribly hot German woman wearing much denim. And then, you will be compelled to have sex with her. Twice.

On second thought, the woods sound pretty awesome right about now. Anyone down for a road trip? (Maybe we can make Blair Witch 4?)

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Morning Calisthenics

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:30:01 EDT

Sure, breakfast is nice once in a while. And you generally should try to get to work on time. But really, people: nothing says "today is my day" like a quickie in the morning.

Of course, not just any quickie will do. You have to make sure to film it. Doctor's orders!

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Cock Rockin' Beats

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Good music, good head—it looks like we're pretty much set for the rest of our Saturday. Though if anyone has some Cheetos they'd like to give us, that would round things out very nicely.

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Meet Me In The Bathroom

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 18:30:01 EDT

As a general rule, we try to avoid park bathrooms—they just seem, well, gross (not to put to fine a point on it). But if the park bathrooms around us were populated with girls like this...

Wel, it would definitely make us reconsider our rule. Maybe we should go check, and see what we find?

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Who Needs Rubber Ducky?

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 18:30:01 EDT

We've found a much better way to make bathtime lots of fun...we won't spoil the surprise for you, but if you put your thinking cap on, we're pretty sure you'll be able to guess. (We're kind of predictable like that.)

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