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#pornstarlife
The Fleshbot Awards From Joanna Angel's POV
Yes, we keep talking about the Fleshbot Awards, and we apologize if it's getting old/narcissistic. But this is different. Now you can see the event through the eyes of Supreme Commandress Joanna! More » -
#fleshflicks
How To Make Flower Tucci Bloom
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#birthday
Pornstar Birthday Roundup: November 8 - November 21
The Fleshbot Awards were so hyphy, it may have caused us to forget about this weekly feature. So, to make up for the loss, here's a Double Pornstar Birthday Roundup! More » -
#fleshflicks
Only The Best In Breast Play
One of our commenters recently complained about the lack of good tit play—in and out of porn. We couldn't agree more. The breasts are one of the most sensitive parts of a woman's body...they deserve lovin', too. More » -
#pornsetdiary
On Set With Digital Playground: Janie Summers
What goes on on a porn set—besides all the hot sex, that is? Digital Playground's giving us a peek behind the scenes—with on set reports straight from the mouths of the Digital Playground girls themselves.
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#twopornsoneslot
"Dancing With The Stars" Spawns Not One, But Two Porn Titles
Apparently this "Dancing with the Stars" thing is bigger than we realized. First we had Sin City's "Dancing with Porn Stars," and now Hustler has announced production on "This Ain't Dancing with the Stars XXX." Heaven help us. (hustlerworld.com) -
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#hardcore
Sin City Invites You To Go "Dancing With Porn Stars"
Slowly but surely, director Sammy Slater has been climbing to the top of porn parody mountain. This week he adds one more peak to his belt on that Everest climb, as Kagney Linn Karter plays his Tenzing Norgay. More » -
#blastfromthepast
Vintage (That Is, Young) Kelly Nichols In "The Toolbox Murders"
Thirty-one years before she became a Seasoned Player, Kelly Nichols was feeling herself up for some silly "horror movie." This is one seriously dedicated actress. More » -
#pornstars
Deep Thoughts From Sabrina Deep
Sabrina Deep's a different kind of pornstar: she fucks her fans, rather than other pros; she loves bukkake; and currently holds the record for world's largest gangbang. So what makes a woman like Sabrina tick? More » -
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
Jean Valjean Leaves Porn, Really Gets Things Cooking
If you happen to be the kind of person who views the adult industry's male talent as more than just a life support system for a penis, then you may remember a young French stud named Jean Valjean. More » -
#pornstars
Stoya Named Australian Penthouse's Pet Of The Month
Stoya may be gone from the world of porn, but she's hardly forgotten—least of all by Australian Penthouse, who've just named our Supreme Commandress November's Pet of the Month. More » -
#breaking
Digital Playground Signs Kayden Kross For 2010
Oh my goodness! Bless my soul! Long time Adam & Eve contract star Kayden Kross has just signed with Digital Playground. It's like we're living in a world where hats wear you and hamburgers eat people!
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#upcoming
Ava Rose Is Coming In January, We're Coming Much Sooner
We're not sure what movie this photo is promoting, nor do we know what sordid activities said movie involves (aside from Ava Rose hanging out in the buff). More » -
#fleshflicks
Byron Long Gives No Name Jane Some Sweet, Sweet Candy
In the real world, we'd probably scoff if a woman described a penis as being "like a candy bar"—but this isn't the real world, this is porn, and No Name Jane can use whatever analogies she likes. More » -
#trailers
Hustler Explores The Unknown In "This Ain't Ghost Hunters XXX"
Before you go asking why, exactly, Hustler went with "This Ain't Ghost Hunters XXX" and not something more clever—like, say, "Ghost Cunters"—we'd like to remind you that Burning Angel Has dibs on that title. More » -
#pornstars
Global Domination Watch: Sasha Grey (Still In Germany)
We know Sasha's been there for a while now, but don't you worry. Germany will fall to her charms. Now that she has infiltrated their Playboy, it is only a matter of time... More » -
#upcoming
"Roulette" Explores Queer Love (And Lust) In The "Dirty South"
Courtney Trouble may make her home in queer-friendly San Francisco—but she knows there's a lot more to queer life than just what the Bay Area has to offer. "Roulette 2" hits the road and heads to the Dirty South. More » -
#fleshflicks
Jamie Reamz's Creative Problem Solving
Oh no! Jamie Reamz washed her school uniform skirt last night, and now it's too, too short—and so Tony Desergio can't take her to school! What is she going to do? More »











