We often wonder why people search so hard for nipple-slip and upskirt pictures of celebrities who are, in most cases, less attractive than the porn stars who give it all up all the time in every movie.

And then we remember our basic economics, and the principle of supply and demand. Lexi Love is plenty good enough for us, though. Happy 28th birthday, Lexi!

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

· Internet Adult Film Database (www.iafd.com)
· Lexi Love at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy Lexi Love’s movies (gamelink.com)

· The silver lining to all this Britney Spears exposure is that she can finally get some honest advice about how to choose a proper bra. Finally, someone to set this girl straight. (knickersblog.com)

· Eva Longoria's ass is in the eye of the beholder. Guess we'll just have to agree to disagree. (egotastic.com+ hollywoodtuna.com)

· Oh noes!!1! Social networking sites may soon over take porn as the most popular places on the web. We hope Gawker Media has a new blog for that too. (thechronicleherald.ca)

· If you took a taxi in San Diego recently and your cabbie was not wearing pants, look on the bright side—unlike some other cities a cabbie not wearing pants is still news in San Diego. (10news.com)

· Mike and Mandy's latest ladyboy gallery caters to all sides our reader demographic ... or at least those into chicks with boy parts. (mikeyandmandy.com)

· How do pornstars sell their houses? Very easily. (upi.com)

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· Maribel Guardia is yet another hot British babe who ... wait, what's that? She's Costa Rican? Sorry, it's a reflex at this point for us. (publicnipslips.blogspot.com)

· Britney Spears' greatest achievement can forever reside on your mantel in action figure form. At least you know it's anatomically correct. (vicalecorporation.com - thanks David)

· Do you believe that worldwide porn revenue was $97 billion last year? More than Microsoft, Google, Amazon, eBay, Yahoo!, Apple, Netflix and EarthLink combined? Uh, you might have carried the wrong 1 there, guys. (toptenreviews.com, via avn.com)

· A sex shop gets cheeky with its guerilla advertising. We think real people creating real steam would have been much more effective. (frederiksamuel.com)

· Stunning new research says that men prefer women with (gasp!) curvy, hourglass figures. Tell us more, Sherlock! (telegraph.co.uk)

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