"Ssippi and I eat our breakfast on this little area and our projects usually take up the rest of the table," Starr said of her co-artist and boyfriend, Ssippi, whose Christmas present (we are obliged not to reveal it because Ssippi is web-savvy) arrived that day.

Besides being a fascinating person in her own right, Starr's clothespin Santas and reindeer are pretty sexy themselves, and we resisted primal urges to steal all of them and squeeze her boobs. After all, it's Christmas.

Starr and Ssippi (we just like writing "Ssippi"- glad he doesn't come from Connecticut) are traveling for the holidays (afterward Starr will be signing for Evil Angel at the AVN Expo), but you can find her on Twitter in the meantime.

· Bobbi Starr (twitter.com)

In addition to thanking her fans and analyzing the gender-redefining dynamics of The Box's burlesque acts, Joanna also talks about canoodling with the other guests. While some of us get flustered around pornstars, Joanna floats around with ease (because she's a pornstar. Duh).

As for Levi Johnston, who seems to be everyone's favorite topic, Joanna has this to say:

He is pretty handsome. I don't normally crave Republican cock but I am certainly excited to see this one.

More photos/good times at XOXO Joanna Angel (xoxojoannaangel.com)

The 17th Annual NightMoves Adult Entertainment Awards Show was in town, so Alektra Blue, Alexis Ford, Christy Wild, Derrick Pierce, Evelyn Rose, Jessica Drake, Kayden Kross, Kaylani Lei, Kylie Ireland, Mariah Milano, Trina Michaels, and Zoe Britton were all there. And some of them judged a Bikini-less Bikini Contest! Best of all, there are pictures. Give yourself ten minutes, grab a Sex On The Beach, and pretend you were there (that's what we're doing).

· The Alektra Blue picture, plus many more at Porn star pool party at Caliente (creativeloafing.com)

Say what you will about violent sports, Supreme Commandress Joanna looks just as good all buffed-up as she does in the buff. Finally, after weeks of waiting, we got to see her step toe to toe with Rawdog, and she made him her bitch. Technically, she didn't win, but only because she stomped the guy while he was down. "I really did not want to fight like a ghetto chick but it was just my first instinct to do so."

Real talk, Joanna. Real talk.

· Fight Pictures from Ellis Mania! (more @ xoxojoannaangel.com)

She even got to meet Paulie, one of the artists from "LA Ink," and give him her stamp of approval: "he also showed me some videos of himself getting a blowjob from someone on his phone. Anyone who does that within 2 minutes of meeting me is good in my book." If that's not a standard of friendship, then we simply do not have any friends.

Except this guy, he can be our friend. He knows what's up.

More photos of Supreme Commandress Joanna at XOXO Joanna Angel (xoxojoannaangel.com)

Now, she's not going pro or anything, but she willing be fighting against some dude named Rawdog in Jason Ellis's fightstravaganza, Ellis Mania. She's only got a few weeks to train, but we're sure she can pull it off. Pretty sure, anyway. (Maybe she should get a few fighting tips from Syd Blakovich?)

· Buy tickets to Ellis Mania (ticketmaster.com)
· Ellis Mania (xoxojoannaangel.com)

Never one to shy away from stories about naked ladies, the Daily News has a piece on Ms. Lee, who's just starting up in NYU's creative writing department. Though heavy on the fluff, the article does reveal some interesting facts: Lorelei is from Buffalo! She's been in over 200 scenes! She's been nominated for 3 AVN Awards! Her classmates are a-okay with her job!

Okay, it's mostly just fluff. But whatever: we're very happy to hear that Lorelei's pursuing her academic interests (and doubly glad to hear that she's living in the city we call home). And very happy to see that the Daily News has given some extra attention to a woman we've been swooning over for years.

· Meet Lorelei Lee, queen of porn and NYU master's degree student (fine arts, of course) (nydailynews.com)
· Thumbnail courtesy of NoFauxxx (nofauxxx.com)

Yes, in preparation for next month's filming of "Ass Wide Open" (a gape lover's delight!), Belladonna has started nightly ass training. She's also started posting free (free!) iPhone videos of her training sessions to her site. So now all you aspiring anal athletes can take some tips from the master...and the rest of us can just mast—oh, you know.

· Night 2 of Anal Training (enterbelladonna.com)

This clip aired last night as part of CNBC's "Porn: Business of Pleasure"—which, for the most part, was pretty respectful of the industry and the people who work in it. Didn't catch it last night? It airs again this Friday at 10pm ET.

· "Porn: Business of Pleasure" (cnbc.com)

We never thought we'd say this seriously...but won't somebody please think of the children? Haven't we all learned by now that exposing teenagers to public scrutiny is, well, just plain wrong?

· "Sin City Mom" (sincitymom.com)

UPDATE: Joanna reports the car has been found!

· "Mommy XXX" (crackle.com)
· Demi Delia - The Official Website (mommy-xxx.com)

We're not sure if Belladonna is planning a special series of popsicle-related videos, or if these two in a row are just a fluke, but we gotta said, if she ever wanted to, like, make a two hour special about how to eat a popsicle, we would totally watch it (heck, we'd probably even buy the Blu-Ray!).

· How to eat a popsicle like a pornstar. (youtube.com)

But you don't have to take our word for it—you can hear Joanna tell it herself. Last Tuesday, our lovely Supreme Commandress spoke at Heeb Magazine's Storytelling, telling a tale of her Jewish upbringing, her rebellion against her roots, and an unlikely blessing that restored some of her faith. We're bummed that we couldn't hear the tale in person, but at least there's a video of it on YouTube—and at least the video has many sexy shots of Joanna edited into it. We guess that's what they call a consolation prize.

· Heeb Storytelling (xoxojoannaangel.com)

Why, just cut out the middleman and shoot your own guided tour of your crib, and broadcast it to the masses via YouTube. Let Belladonna walk you through her palace—which also doubles as the set for her movies—and show you many rooms, pornstar memorabilia, and vast collection of art from Ikea (Belladonna, she's just like us!).

· Belladonna TV (youtube.com)