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more about #straight more comments → Zembo: I honestly didn't know she was Asian. Might have been cool to see her in more casual clothes, but she looks good. Olivia! #oliviamunn more » crazy4ash: Title: "Ashlynn Brooke and the Quest for the Golden Cock" Plot: Legend has it that there is a cock so perfect, that it satisfies everything it touche... more » Pinkie: Title: Ashlynn Brooke And The Arc Of Triumph Plot: Ashlynn must find the Arc Of Triumph, a mythic artifact rumored to guarantee dominance to its po... more » Princess Commands, Darling: I once said that Bobbi Starr had the best mouth in porn, but that first pic makes me think she shares that honor with Jesse... #jessejane more » offred: While every death is a tragedy, "Criminal Sex Investigation" teaches us that the greatest purpose of life is to fuck a lot and leave a sexy corpse. I... more » bibble3000: I just saw a clip of this on ... somewhere... and I feel obligated to say that Rebecca Linares scene is one the hottest of the year. For me anyway. #r... more » stickman: I don't think I've ever heard of someone, especially a porn star being captivated by a porn movie script before. I mean seriously, a porn script? I'm ... more » fragile: Riley STEELE rides War Machine? no warpaint? no raggery? #warmachine more » offred: These Chick-fil-A ads are really getting subversive. #cosplay more » offred: Is the British bra-sizing system the same as in the US? Otherwise, I can't think of anywhere I've been where it would even be plausible that the avera... more » -
#video
Case Closed: Fleshbot PSI Jumps The Shark
We knew it wouldn't take long, but thanks to our Porn Scene Investigators, the mystery of the humping shark has been solved. Loyal comment-smith Al aka El Negro Magnifico was the first in line to inform us that the clip in question comes from the tastefully named Fat Beach Patrol series (Volume 4), which we're assuming is some sort of big girl Baywatch ripoff. Then brinomite—who claims to actually have had a hand in this bucket of chum—pointed us toward a slightly longer version of the clip, complete with dead-on Robert Shaw impersonation. The whale jokes were, sadly, tootiredlate to make any difference. Next time, try the far wittier "you're gonna need a bigger boat" reference. More » -
#legal
In what may be the beginning of the end of the golden age of free porn video sharing sites, Vivid Entertainment has filed a lawsuit against the ever-creaky PornoTube and its parent company AEBN—and is seeking over $4.5 million in damages. Enjoy those Flesh Flicks while you still can, kids! (sfgate.com; more @ AVN) -
#sextape
Is This Meg White's Icky Thump?
So the star of this amateur sex video that's just been handed to us is pretty good looking (for a girl), but is it really indie rock's favorite backbeat drummer Meg White of The White Stripes playing the skins? Naturally, we turned to the expert opinion of musical sex tape correspondent and family Idolator, Maura Johnston ... More » -
#fleshflicks
Flesh Flicks: A Visit To Mennonite Country
It's been long established that one of the few groups you can tease/insult/build a hardcore fantasy site around and not get into trouble is the Amish. It's not because they're easy targets or because they somehow deserve it—it's because the chances of one of them going online and tracking you down are pretty slim. We introduced you to Emily from Mennonite Mayhem before, but for those who couldn't raise enough barns to pay the membership fees, here's a video to give you a taste of what you're missing. We know a lot of Luddites who have changed their ways after a visit to PornoTube, so at the very least you'll have a new found appreciation for the importance of electricity. More » -
#videoplaypen
Video Playpen: "Caught" In The Act
If there's one good thing about this ultra-paranoid, hyper-surveilled government nanny state our world has become, it's that pretty much every sex act that takes place anywhere gets caught on camera. Security cams, web cams, cellphone cams ... if you're getting busy anywhere that isn't a pitch black airtight container, chances are it's being recorded and will eventually be uploaded to the web. There are so many different places for you to get caught that the only limit is the imagination of the pervs who are spying on you. By the way, we certify that every one of these clips is 100% genuine amateurs caught unawares, having sexual relations that were not at all staged. The internet wouldn't lie to us. More » -
#fleshflicks
Flesh Flicks: Ride 'Em Cowgirl
Why do inanimate objects have all the fun? It's hard enough for an actual carbon-based life form to find a sexy girl who is willing to hop on board—and keep her hat on while doing so—without our plastic friends stealing all the action. All we know is, she better not complain to her friends later about how he's "emotionally unavailable." He may be a doll with a cock that doesn't quit, but that's not the kind of dude you take home to meet the folks. More » -
#videoplaypen
Video Playpen: If You Can't Stand The Heat, Get Out Of The Kitchen
Next to the bedroom, is there any place in the house that gets more action than the kitchen? The inviting smells, the oils and sauces, the utensils ... it's like an erotic factory of culinary carnal delights. Plus, let's be honest ... linoleum is hot. Naturally, there was quite a selection of kitchen-themed videos to chose from for this edition of the Playpen, so grab a big spatula and get in there and mix it up. If you don't like cooking on the countertops, hey ... you can always eat out. More » -
