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Party Sluts: This Time They're Asian

Gram Ponante — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:30:01 EST

I see them around UCLA; giggling, holding hands, taking pictures of themselves, drunk. Years of stateside complacency have given them alcohol-absorbing curves. But how do I approach and address these creatures? Now I know: They are "Asian Party Sluts."

Kina Kei, Mia Lelani, Jessica Bangkok, London Keyes, and Taylor Kiss have only the slightest qualms about throwing away the dignity of their ancestors to engage in spontaneous and sperm-of-the-moment office and club-adjacent-to-office sex with men who don't care about centuries of rigid protocol and beautiful tradition.

Each performer (personal favorites being the more voluptuous Mia Lelani and London Keyes) gives a sweaty and spirited performance that involves liberal screaming, both orgasmic and the kind one hears from actual party sluts as they cruise down Wilshire Blvd. in an open-roofed limousine.

In other words, this movie was real to me.

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"Hot Latin Pussy Adventures" Just 10 Volumes Away From Senior Citizen Status

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 17:00:00 EDT

"Hot Latin Pussy Adventures" has already reached the venerable age of 55 volumes? Why, they don't look a day over 20! Anyone remember when they were just getting started? These series just grow up so fast these days! (avn.com + iafd.com)

Boxcover Of The Week: Watch Bobbi Starr Pull Kristina Rose Out Of A Cock

Gram Ponante — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Bobbi Starr and Kristina Rose throw each other this way and that in "I Love It Rough #4," and what we love about this boxcover is that Starr's flushed, just-fucked expression leaves no doubt about her intentions.

This Brandon Iron movie is especially dirty, and at one point Starr and Rose appear to be mopping the floor with each other, which made me go punch my Roomba in its smug little face.

"I Love It Rough 4" also features Amber Rayne in a series of ultrabendy asstastic contortions, but fistfuls of Kristina Rose in the hands of Bobbi Starr sold this movie for me.

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Barack Obama Delivers A "Stimulus" Package To Porn Valley

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 16:00:00 EDT

If you were hoping we could elect a hot black man to the presidency and not see him become the centerpiece of a (sigh) interracial porn feature, you should probably stop reading this post right about now.

Reprising the role he first played in "Obama's Nailin' Paylin!", Guy DiSilva returns as a horny Barrack bent on banging in every room of the White House. The press release contains such gems as this quote from Guy DiSilva:

You need to buy this movie so you can see what the Big Stimulus Package really is-and that's my dick, not some government bailout.

You don't say.

On the plus side, lovely Aryana Star plays Michelle Obama. On the minus side, the company putting this film out is called Rezko Films. Rezko? Like Tony Rezko?

This is just too weird, people.

Twitter: Apparently It's Sexy

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:30:01 EDT

We've found irrefutable proof that Twitter has gone mainstream (and no, it doesn't involve Oprah). Immoral Productions has just release "Pornstar Tweet," a Twitter-themed porn. About tweeting pornstars (obviously) whose tweeting leads to sexing (and maybe sexting?).

Normally we would refrain from showing you the back cover of a porn DVD (because, you know, who cares?), but the sample tweets on this thing are just priceless.

(All jokes aside, the cast of this is pretty fantastic. Oh Lexi Belle, the things we would tweet for you...)

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Solved! The Mystery Of Ava Rose's Mysterious Box Cover Shot

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:30:01 EDT

We've finally figured out what movie this photo Ava Rose tweeted a few months ago was from: "Battle of the Asses." The Fleshbot OTB is now taking bets on whose ass wins (anyone want to throw out an over-under?).

In addition to headliners Ava Rose and Alexis Texas, Elegant Angel has also recruited Pinky, Cherokee D'Ass, Kelly Divine, and Rachel Starr to take their asses into battle. Man...this could get ugly. In the best possible way, we mean.

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Postcards From Vegas: A Word Of Caution From Sasha Grey

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 11:30:01 EST

Standing by the Vivid Video booth, we couldn't help but notice the poster for "Throat: A Cautionary Tale." Nor could we help but wonder what, exactly, the cautionary lesson one learns from "Throat" could be.

Being prone to just cutting to the chase, we decided to go to the source and just ask Sasha Grey herself.

So what's the lesson learned from cautionary tale?

"Uh, don't be a dumb girl who gets abused by men."

A wise lesson indeed.

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"Strippers Gone Wild" Shows Just How Wild Strippers Can Go

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 13:00:00 EST

We've always operated under the assumption that the whole point of the "Girls Gone Wild" franchise was to see girls—ones who are presumably nice, mild-mannered young things in their daily lives—be persuaded to go wild, that half the thrill was in watching the transformation from sweet and demure to wild and willing. That said, we found ourselves somewhat confused by the premise of "Strippers Gone Wild." As women who take their clothes off for money, strippers are, presumably, already "wild" women—do they really have further territory to explore in the world of going wild? Apparently so: the compilation DVD boasts over four hours of action, with nineteen girls at their wildest. We've grabbed a sample clip: after the jump, see what happens when strippers stop being fake and start being real...ly wild.

. . .

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FILF: Fathers Finally Get Their Due

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 17:00:00 EDT

Hot and horny mothers are a rather significant porn staple, but fathers are far less likely to get any recognition as an objection of someone's affection. MILFs may be hunted, but FILFs seem destined to be left in the corner (or forced to do hunting themselves). So it was with great joy that we unwrapped our copy of "FILF: Fathers I'd Like to Fu.." (or, according to the title card "Fathers I'd Like to F**k"—were they worried about offending the censors with foul language?). Finally, a tribute to all the sexy fathers in the world (and, inexplicably, Ron Jeremy as well).

Unfortunately, the FILF theme doesn't extend much beyond the title cards. Yes, there are scenes full of older men and younger women: but this is porn, and that's rather par for the course. In the feature's five scenes, there is no mention of taking the kids to Little League, no scenes of suburban dads driving home in minivans, no essence of fatherliness, period. Instead we're presented with a prisoner and a prison guard, a patient and his doctor, a vacuum salesman and his client—it's nice and all, but when we're promised fathers, fathers are what we want to see.

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Today In Brazilian Asses: "Thick Chocolate Shakes"

Gram Ponante — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 11:55:29 EDT

Let's make something clear: we are all about the wispy, journal-writing, suicide-attempting waifs that sometimes appear in these virtual pages. But attention must be paid when a movie comes our way promising that "these jizz gobbling, nut draining, mocha skinned sweethearts can deep throat a foot long cock for hours at a time without cumming up for air." That's right: hours. Hey Aqualung!

Oh, Brazilians. Maybe it is the fact they dwell in the only South American country to have seen no bloodshed in a postcolonial transfer of power that their asses are so delightful. These women from the Salvador and Bahia area do not understand English, but ... well, but nothing.

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When Pies Go Bad: "Attack Of The CFNM"

Gram Ponante — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 18:45:44 EDT

"I don't like how your pies taste," says this hapless husband, caught in the act of pastryphilia by his wife and a gaggle of girlfriends in (wait for it) "Attack of the Clothed Female/Naked Male."

"So you fuck it?"

We have been eager to show you this title but we keep getting waylaid, as if by "Pirates". A niche that (mostly) finds clothed women giving handjobs to naked men, this example of CFNM involves the likes of Abbey Brooks, Sophie Dee, Heather Gables, and Kylee Reese, among others, in configurations such as Jailer/Jailed, Pie Fucker/Gaggle, and Comatose Man/Nurses.

Not an inch of the five separate parts of the female anatomy commonly seen in porn is exposed in "Attack of the C.F.N.M.," and that may be disappointing to some viewers. But as Thomas Jefferson said, "I may not agree with your choice to not show Abbey Brooks' boobies, but I will fight to the death for your right to not compromise a porn niche sacred to maybe two dozen Americans."

While humiliation is a factor in some of these scenarios, at least the fellows enjoy some release at the end of their ordeal. Such as this guy, who probably hasn't seen too many good times since the royalty checks for "Two Princes" stopped coming.

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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Getting A Handle on Kristie Creame

Gram Ponante — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 20:55:22 EDT

As you consider what's happening to Kristie Creame, be thankful that the title of this movie has nothing to do with the fact that a black man is doing it. But see, also, that he has his left hand on her right cheek, as if trying to reconcile the sides of his brain that deal with the maths and the ass.

If you are successful like last week's winner, you will tell us (one entry per person, please) what this dude is doing with his right hand.

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"Interracial Booty Patrol 5": When Too Much Passion Is Not Enough

Gram Ponante — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 13:05:05 EDT

Regular readers of this web endeavor know that the porn industry isn't all glamor and dazzle. In fact, some people get downright bored when getting downright bored. But that doesn't mean you have to choose that image for your box cover.

The face "Interracial Booty Patrol 5" presents to the world features a woman named Envy who is photographed as one part of her watches her little brother playing Rock Band 2 and the other part ... well, see what happens after the gap.

. . .

I mean, at the very least you'd expect her to balance a bowl of chips on her back for the poor guy.

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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Catatonia Edition

Gram Ponante — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 21:15:49 EDT

Submitted for your approval: There is something not quite sentient about the woman on the left, being disrobed for your delectation in this Earl Miller movie. Now I get glazed looks like this all day, running as I do the Dunkin' Donuts concession inside Bogue Chitto High. But I don't know if these ladies are inviting me in or asking me to step outside while the formaldehyde tops off.

Two lines of dialogue from these women is all we ask you to provide if you want to join Zipper in the winners' circle.

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Burnt Offerings: Viv Thomas' "Members Only 6"

Gram Ponante — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:45:06 EDT

While we are not the, er, house organ for Viv Thomas, we can explain covering two sequential titles in his "Members Only" series by saying that this one, confusingly, doesn't have cocks in it. Why, then, call it "Members Only"? Is this one of those Euro things like how cigarette holder-holding vamps refer to their parts as their "sex"? Don't they know what "member" means? Karen Black would know.

Yes, we are writing about "Members Only 6" because the performer Eleanor looks surprisingly like a blonde Karen Black and, apropos of Ms. Black's performance in "Capricorn One," we are equating the faked moon landing therein with the cocklessness of a movie boasting only members. There.

The above insert of Black, by the way, is from the 1982 film "Miss Right."

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Fleshbot OMG: What Lies Beneath

Gram Ponante — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 09:00:21 EDT

I can't say whether or not this will be a regular feature, but out of the hundreds of porn titles I receive each week at Fleshbot West few if any inspire a vocal reaction. Fewer still require my showing this to te proprietors of every Korean travel agency along the hallway. You've probably already guessed (because you're brilliant) but I found myself understanding how Civil War General Ben Butler felt when he said that the look of things in the north did not prepare him for conditions in the south.

This DVD is in our possession and we promise to document all the wild goings on therein. We will figure out what the deal is with the dude on the right and see why ur covergirl looks eerily like Tera Patrick on the back cover.

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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Mother And Lollipop Reunion Edition

Gram Ponante — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 20:30:19 EDT

Sadly, none of the pairings in this movie are of actual mothers and daughters; in fact, one participant revealed to me that "even if I had a daughter, I wouldn't have sex near her". But that is why porn is all about fantasy.

We were happy to see that the title was not "Fuck My Mommy and Me," but we wish producers had respected us enough to choose some other prop than a goddamn lollipop to denote youth. Couldn't she be texting, or filling out college applications, or working at McDonald's? If you succeed like last week's winner I.M.B.Y., you will have given us the new porn youth totem that will replace pigtails, lollipops, and plaid skirts. Hop to it! Your nation needs you. And so does Mommy.

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"Pour Une Nuit" In Gay (Er, Lesbian) Paree

Gram Ponante — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 08:25:35 EDT

Ah, Paris! If for no other reason than to begin a review with "Ah, Paris!" did I watch this for lesbians/by lesbians movie, shot in dingy clubs with a spotlight and shot with sweaty abandon in apartments and elevators around the City of Light. Really a series of vignettes featuring some of the same people on one steamy night in Gay Paree, "One Night Stand" ("Pour Une Nuit)" was made in 2006 and just made its way via festivals and US distributor Fatale Media to my hands. Along the way it won "First Prize of the Lesbian Jury" at Berlin's inaugural porn film festival.

Femmes fatales outnumber lipstick lesbians in this movie featuring strap-on action and andro girls (who look like a Smiths-era Morrissey and made this writer confused) as well as, according to the cover, "real orgasms." I can never tell. Me, I take what I can get and appreciate any extra effort.

But in terms of a travelogue, the excellent soundtrack and appealing, occasional outside filming make Paris look like it is crawling with predatory lesbians ... with not one shot of the phallic Eiffel Tower in sight.

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Balls Deep: "Sea Creatures"

Gram Ponante — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 11:45:27 EDT

Like the Elves, we long for the Sea, and it beckons us, achingly, to our fate. Also, people fuck in it. Lucy Lee, Claudia Rossi, Vanesse May, and Sofia Valentine might be awkward with their English, but they are not with each other, and once they go seafaring their inhibitions drop faster than their accents in this series of boat-based vignettes.

. . .

You know, if you've got a boat floating around the Mediterranean and there are taut Eurohotties on it, that's your movie right there. But "Sea Creatures," while based mostly on a boat, also ventures to a secluded beach where the following transpires:

"Darling explain to her What Is Swinger."

"When the couple meet the other girl - like you - and they make sex."

...goes the tease in this delightful seaside date rape scene.

After refusing to buy this kayaker's oranges, our heroine makes the sex with him. It is only logical, as he was selling the oranges for 20 euros and they looked horrible.

Unlike the Pam and Tommy Lee nautical sex tape, this is fun to watch, though the viewer feels vicariously sunburned, remembering his or her own attempts to fuck on a boat in the broad daylight.

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Call Me Ishmael-san: "Japanese Whale Hunt"

Gram Ponante — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 20:15:34 EDT

Look: we are not apologists. We know that the accepted term for larger-than-size-zero (and by "zero" we don't mean the Empire of the Sun's preferred aircraft in WWII) women is "BBW," "zaftig," or "mountalicious," not "whale." But we are witnessing the dawn of a niche and of course there's some kinks that need to be worked out. For now, just sit back and enjoy it.

Specialty company Third World Media trawls the globe in search of footage that can't be seen in these waters.

You know how it's a conversation starter to suggest porn titles or porn niches (at least here in the seminary)? I can honestly say I have never thought about plus-sized Asian women. Yet it seems so right.

To remind us that people are the same wherever you go, our final subject appears to be straddling the Japanese Dirty Harry.

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