We can only wish that you, Fleshbot Readers, could know Jenny Hendrix the way we do. That is because her affected porn star vocal fry ("I want to fulfill your innermost fantasies") sounds so different from the way she actually talks. Lucky for you, the movie captures her the way she actually looks, with a little sneer that would make Billy Idol jealous.

Despite the presence of someone else in the scene, Hendrix only has eyes for you, taking great pains (it is apparent) to look at the camera even as things are happening to her that would in anyone else require attention.

"I want to spit on that cock," she says, not even consulting her Day Planner, "and make it nice and wet. And stick it all the way down my throat."

She goes on:

"I want to get it nice and wet," she says. "And spit on it."

Then she tells you what else is on her agenda.

"I want that cock in my pussy," she says, then gets to the point, "I want to get my pussy fucked" (emphasis not added).

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Harry has just been informed by a workman that his repairs will not be ready in time for his wife to return, so Harry needs to take out his fear and frustration on Harmony.

"I paid for you," he says as Harmony gets uppity. "I can do whatever I want!"

Harmony knows that Harry's wife will beat him soundly when she sees the house is not finished, and the power shifts between Harry and Harmony are characteristic of Greek tragedies, as Harry alternates between sobbing and violence.

At the end of their scene, Harry shrieks, "I paid for you to be my wife!" and crumples to the floor in tears. We know Harmony will come back, and we wonder if Harry is secretly happy the contractors were so lazy. Maybe he even sabotaged the work.

We wonder: do we sometimes need to make the tears come in order to feel the relief only the shedding of tears can provide?

So let this be a lesson to you: whenever you get a hooker, make sure he or she is the kind with a heart of gold.

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This movie does not skimp on the porny MILFiness. In addition to Ms. Faith, we meet Chelsea Zinn ...

... and Payton Leigh.

Then Lisa DeMarco (wife of porn actor Marco Banderas) lets us know "As I get older, I like being in the kitchen more."

But the real treat in this movie is TJ Powers' energetic romp with Nick Manning. "The older you get, the better it gets," she tells the ladies watching (as if). "And the more you get, the more you want."

Powers matches Manning soundbite for soundbite in a throaty, sweaty scene.

"You found it," she growls. "Now pound it!"

Finally, Manning can bear no more. "Droppin' loads!" he screams. "Painting the town red and painting his MILF white!"

Pure pornic enjoyment. Powers has only done a few movies but she seems like a star.

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"It's been a while," remarked Byron. "You have shorter hair now" (the picture above is from The Eighties).

"I didn't know how to be sexy then," she said. "I was wearing Cocksucker Red lipstick."

This is not a full-fledged return for Lynn, who hosts a show (with Christy Canyon) on Playboy Radio, but she did perform a special nostalgic service for Byron in this video, which also features Kylie Ireland, Keisha, and Amber Lynn (no relation).

"I believed you licked my ass that first day," recalled Byron. "So this is like Muhammed Ali and George Foreman's 'Rumble in the Bunghole'."

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So what was your A plan? "Well, I was in the Marines," she explains, and says the only good sex she got in that branch of the Armed Forces was from a Corporal named Steve (we think she says) Vomidoo. As our childhood pet was named Steve and we grew up on Rue Vomidoo in Bogue Chitto, we are appropriating that as our porn name.

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Well yeah. If you like that sort of thing. But sometimes we like sandwiches.

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"You really want me to say that?" Ryan asked.

"Yes! 'Suck my vagina fingers!' Say it!" Skow said.

"OK," Ryan said, and proceeded to deliver the line perfectly.

"Now the pubes," Skow said. "Say: 'Suck 'em and breathe 'em in,' Mmmmm. Pubes."

The room was transported with joy.

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Previously: Pornic Voices Archivea>

Nurses Sandra and Alicyn start by sucking and playing with one and other's plump breasts, before going south for some pink stink fun. The Dr. can't resist and pulls out his main tool for polishing.

We here at Fleshbot hope to be your main tool for years to come.

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Join us after the gap for some pornic voices from the movie.

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Kelly Wells and Natasha Stone:

"Eat my goddamn toes!"

"Polish your cock in my ass!"

"You want my dirty little ass?"

"I want to suck my ass off your dick!"

"For heaven's sake fuck my gaping ass!"

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"You took my son away from me you little rodent."

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"Don't try and kill me, just fuck me."

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Lexi Bardot (to Sasha Grey): "You might be good for a blowjob at the frathouse, but this is not this."

Brian Surewood: "Yes. This is definitely not that."

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Previously: Deep Inside Joe Gallant (And His Big Jizzy Sock Loads), DVD Review: "Avenue X", Inside the Mind of Brian Surewood