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    Mr.Gawn: i kinda want to get my GF one.. but she doesnt even use the rabbit i gave her #maritalaidtestkitchen more »
    Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more »
    witeowl: Nice review. I may have to pick one up. One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be ... more »
    tmronin: hard not to love skin in the bathroom: #latex more »
    Conrad: [gizmodo.com] #victoriassecret more »
    thePrototype: that was pretty hot!! #amateur more »
    Conrad: The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was sa... more »
    sam991: Speaking of latex, it's precisely 5 months since Bianca Beauchamp was Gratuitous Nude. Methinks the hour has come around again. more »
    Beaker: Caution! Perky Nipples! #asian more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Crash Octagon, Vol. 1, anyone? #rileysteele more »
  • #jennyhendrix

    Jenny Hendrix Demands You "Fuck Me"

    According to polls conducted by the Bogue Chitto branch of the Fleshbot Research and Development Group, the most common ejaculation uttered at first sight of Jenny Hendrix is "Fuck Me" (emphasis added). So, though it might be a little on the nose (or somewhere south) to name a movie thusly, at least it is guaranteed popular appeal. More »
  • #whatisreality

    Pornic Voices: Harmony And Dirty Harry In "Tough Love 14"

    "My wife hates hookers," laments Dirty Harry, Porn's Everyman, to the neo-Crumb Girl Harmony. "Especially ones who smoke." More »
  • #pornicvoices

    "MILF-O-Maniacs": Nature Or Nurture?

    "You have to prepare for the future," says Tyler Faith, easing into MILF Acceptance after the inevitable Anger. "Milfomania" is not in our DSM-IV, but neither was "Yellow Fever," and you know how impervious to psychoanalysis that is. Join us after the gap for some snaps of MILFs in various degrees of Denial and Undress. More »
  • #milfsonparade

    Ginger Lynn Returns, Briefly

    I'm so accustomed to immediately disregarding the MILF label that I was unprepared for Ginger Lynn who, in Tom Byron's porn for the gently-aged "Seasoned Players 4," looks exactly like my junior high school art teacher did lo those two years ago. Ginger Lynn first worked with Byron (read: had sex with on camera) in 1983 on her first day in the business.
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  • #pornicvoices

    Cum-Stained Casting Couches: Chayse Evans And A Man Named Vomidoo

    "The only thing I know I'm good at is having sexual intercourse," Chayse Evans says in "Cum-Stained Casting Couch 11," which we watched because the previous ten installments left so many questions unanswered. "That's my B plan." More »
  • #pornofthemoment

    Pornic Voices: "Titillators"

    "Who doesn't like full natural soft hanging tits on a beautiful girl?" asks the boxcover copy of "Titillators," which features "10 boobilicious babes." "It's even better if that girl loves to suck cock and get fucked in every hole!" More »
  • #partingwords

    Pornic Voices: Let Your Vagina Fingers Do the Walking

    Vivid Girl Monique Alexander and Samantha Ryan respond to director B. Skow who, an instant before, directed Ryan to demand of Alexander: "Suck my vagina fingers." More »
  • #annalsofmedicine

    Pornic Voices: "Nurse Nancy"

    When is despair with fortune and the question of the usefulness of writing about porn, now and then it all makes sense, as with this description of the 1991 Sandra Scream video "Nurse Nancy": More »
  • #pornicvoices

    Joe Gallant's "The Skin Trade"

    We are in receipt of an advance copy of porn tripster Joe Gallant's "The Skin Trade", a flick about the evils of what men and ladies do when cash is involved. People come to either not-good or ambiguous ends in his latest film, due in September, but at least they do it sexily. More »