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    inverts: I'm still not fucking watching Twilight. #celebrity more »
    FrancesTheMute: that's a fashion statement I can agree with #adrianalima more »
    offred: While I'm all in favor of the performers in question, I wonder how someone who was crowned the new Buttwoman can simultaneously be considered Barely L... more »
    thePrototype: any video with Jenny Hendrix and Alexis Texas is worth a watch in my book! #jennyhendrix more »
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    Mazda Eric: i'd also bet large sums of money she's never seen an ep. of BSG or star trek: tng. #amateur more »
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  • #youarethere

    "Pirates II" Premiere: An Arrr-Rated Affair Of The Ass

    "Get on that carpet!" growled Max Hardcore to his jittery arm candy as a strolling Mexican family observed. "They need to see you!" The event was the "Pirates II" premiere at downtown L.A.'s jewel box Orpheum Theatre this weekend, and the adult industry was on notice that if they didn't attend they would be kicked out and banished to perform random blowjobs in Vancouver. Vancouver, Washington, no less. That is why Fleshbot West attended, and brought you the following report. More »
  • #hardcore

    Happy Fuck Like A Pirate Day: "Surrender The Booty 3"

    In honor of this most geekiest of interweb holidays, we thought we'd celebrate Talk Like A Pirate Day in our own special way by featuring the just-released third installment of Metro's soon-to-be-venerable "Surrender The Booty" series. So what if it's less a knowing nod towards a peculiar buccaneer-obsessed online subculture than director Anton Slayer's semi-blatant ripoff homage to the porn juggernaut that is Digital Playground's "Pirates" phenomenon? We still get to see Fleshbot Crush Object™ Gina Lynn getting boinked while wearing a tricorn hat and striped leggings—and if that's not worth an extra-hearty "Yarrrr!", we don't know what is. (And let's not forget that "Pirates" is itself a pornic riff on a wildly successful Disney franchise, so we shouldn't knock Slayer too much for catering to what seems to be a univeral demand for watching people in eyepatches run around with parrots perched on their shoulders.) More »
  • #hype

    "Pirates II" and Bella, Too