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more about #straight offred: Thanks Joanna! Let's hope for eight crazy nights of new material. For Team Fleshbot: when even the Supreme Commandress blasts the tube sites, does th... more » offred: Would you then say that early gangbangs had fire and spirit, much like Gould's 1955 take on the variations, while later ones seem malancholy and perha... more » hodayathink has not forgotten about the 70s RnB: Species next, please? more » AutonomyBoy: Er... And by Bloodsport I mean Lionheart. more » AutonomyBoy: As an impressionable youth, I used to jack off regularly to JCVD's manly arms on my cousin's Bloodsport poster. (And I probably also made a lot of "J... more » freyr: Yes Rosie, I fancy this very much. more » BigT42: Maybe it's just me, but while I love porn with girls wearing glasses, I don't much care for the cumshot on the glasses. more » NeoXY: #straight more » paraffinshot: Two words: "I'm pregnant." more » NeoXY: #straight more » MattChance: Kari Black knew that her next investigation was going to be good, as she'd been to her fair share of allegedly haunted prisons that actually turned ou... more » squeezyface: I love how South American women celebrate tan lines. more » poonlover: Um, just try NOT to turn your vagina or rectum inside out... more » offred: I love these features. And thanks to this article, I now love Bobbi Starr. more » Mr.Gawn: ya know.. ive never thought of that XXXmas pun... i do think its funny to say "Planet XXX" but the Ho thing, since Ludacris, WAY over done more » cand86: What a pretty dress. Pretty girl in general, actually. more » Dethzilla: I like how you guys say that like she's not already in the sexy club. Holy shiznit. more » countz3r0: damn on the Starz site they describe Lawless' character as "sexually voracious". methinks that = lots of xena nudity. FTW. more » Brian47: She is always such a cutie, I am glad I got to meet and chat with her this year at Erotica LA! more » offred: While I give mad props to Beaker for his haikus, we need to step it up and provide a bit of competition. In that spirit, I present my recipe for well-... more » -
#dvd
John Madden’s Penis Delightfully Absent From “Not Monday Night Football XXX”
Perhaps XPlay was concerned about offending fans? We personally would've been stoked to finally see Howard Cosell's little monkey. More » -
#dvd
"Not Married With Children XXX": An Abundance Of Kelly Bundy
Thank God the novelty wore off. We are finally in a time when we can confidently say that there are good porn parodies and bad ones. And "Not Married with Children XXX" is a great porn parody. More » -
#comebacks
Mary Carey Returns To Porn With "Celebrity Pornhab With Dr. Screw"
After a three year hiatus, former gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey is back in porn. Her first post-hiatus title? "Celebrity Pornhab With Dr. Screw," which (obviously) sends up the very man who talked her into putting her porn career to the side. More » -
#pornstarpostcards
Ashlynn Brooke As
From the set of "30 Rock - A XXX Parody": Ashlynn Brooke asJenna MaroneyJenny From "30 Rock - A XXX Parody"JennaJenny. They've definitely got the outfit right... We can't wait to see Ashlynn's Jackie Jormp-Jomp impression. (twitpic.com) -
#hype
"This Ain't Happy Days XXX" Trailer Hits The Internet
You've seen the photos from Hustler's XXX "Happy Days"... now see how Hustler's cleverly recast the iconic theme song for their trailer. Trust us, it's what the Fonz would want. More » -
#pornstars
First Report From The Set Of "30 Rock - A XXX Parody"
Ashlynn Brooke just tweeted from set to tell us that she's playing Jenna (or "Jenny," for the lawsuit shy). No word on the rest of the cast—anyone want to hazard a guess? (twitter.com) -
#hardcore
Ironic Hustler Release Recalls Penny Flame In Happier XXX Days
In light of her sudden and sad departure from the world of adult entertainment we here at Fleshbot would like to remind readers of Penny Flame in merrier circumstances... More » -
#upcoming
New Sensations Announces Additions To Porn Parody Line Up
You may (or may not) have been wondering how New Sensations plans to follow up their porn parodies of "The Office," "Scrubs," and "Seinfeld." Well, we've found the answer. More » -
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#spoof
Sasha Grey Makes A Beautiful Vulcan
Hustler has released the first screencaps from "This Ain't Star Trek XXX," and it looks like they're being true to their promise and keeping the costumes, set, and camera angles very true to the original. More » -
#parody
"Seinfeld" Added To Porn Parody Roster
Of all the TV shows we've ever seen, "Seinfeld" is probably one of the least sexy we can think of. So of course New Sensations is now shooting "Seinfeld - A XXX Parody." (avn.com) -
#spoof
Script For "Scrubs - A XXX Parody" Surfaces
And while you're waiting for "Scrubs - A XXX Parody" to hit the stands, feel free to browse the film's script. We have a feeling you won't have to worry about any spoilers. (tmz.com) -
#parody
"This Ain't Star Trek XXX" Beaming Into Living Rooms This Spring
Yes, Hustler has just announced that, come this spring, they'll be boldly going where so many others have gone before: they're making a (very faithful!) parody porn of the original "Star Trek." More » -
#tv
Zach Braff Talks "Scrubs - A XXX Parody"
Last night, Zach Braff appeared on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" to discuss the upcoming movie version of "Scrubs"—by which we mean "Scrubs - A XXX Parody." More » -
#hardcore
“This Ain’t Gilligan’s Island XXX”: Our Latest Guilty Pleasure Porn Parody
Sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale full of girls sexy hot, that started out in a pervert's mind and ended up on Fleshbot. More » -
#ffff
Fast Forward Flesh FlicksTM: "I'm Dreaming of Genie"
It is only after watching thousands of hours of porn that the snobbery creeps in. I need to remind myself that even an abysmal porn movie is still a porn movie. More » -
#hype
"This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX": A Porn Parody Too Far?
After AEE, we'd pretty much come to terms with the fact that "Not The" and "This Ain't" style porn parodies were here to stay—and we'd even come to appreciate, and actually like, the genre. More » -
#pornparodies
Come On Get Horny: "This Ain't the Partridge Family XXX"
There is a "Turn, Turn, Turn" moment in "This Ain't the Partridge Family XXX" that outdoes every "Turn, Turn, Turn" moment in "The Wonder Years." Why? Because the "purpose under heaven" involves Shawna Lenee.
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#welovetheporn80s
"Not the Cosby Show XXX" Doesn't Sweater the Small Stuff
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#riceburner
The Unsinkable Jada Fire Channels Condi Twice
Like Hal Holbrook with Mark Twain and Sam Waterson with Abraham Lincoln, Jada Fire is our generation's premiere interpreter of Condoleezza Rice. "This is the second time I've played Condi," Fire said on the set of "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" this weekend. "The first time was in 'Spunk'd' when I knocked George Bush into a pool of come." More »
