Using their secret spy tools (like IMBD), the crack sleuths over at High on Sex have dug up the truth about Ms. Dark and her (not so) secret past. Anita was born (into porn) a brunette with 34D breasts—and some rather notable areolas, too. In addition to loving the cock, she was also known to love one Anita Blond, whom she often performed with—hence the name Anita Dark (get it?).

But apparently things weren't so rosy for Ms. Dark—early in her career, she decided to go under the knife, receiving surgery to reduce both the size of her breasts and her areolas. Years later, she took things even further, dying her hair blonde and refusing to perform in boy girl scenes. No one knows why this was, but we suspect it may have had something to do with a traumatic snake attack that occurred on the set of one of her hardcore films.

There's just one thing we want to know—if Anita was so bent on changing herself, why did she keep the same name? This may just be one part of the conspiracy that's just too deep to uncover.

· The Shifty Anita Dark (highonsex.blogspot.com)

We thought, for a time, that it might be a tribute to e.e. cummings or bell hooks, or that jessica was, perhaps, making a statement against the patriarchy. But no, a 2007 interview reveals that the truth is much simpler:

I was at my first show, which was VFD about six years ago, and I really hadn't done anything yet. But somebody had made up posters for me, because I had been in one of their scenes, for people to sign, and people started asking me for my autograph. So I started trying to write it, and it didn't look good. Capital J and capital D wasn't cutting it, so I ended up going home that night and practicing my autograph so many different ways because I'm a dork, and little j and little d looked really good.

Well, one mystery down. Now if we can just figure out how Belladonna gets that bat up there...

· jessica drake Interview 2007 (rogreviews.com, via pornstarbabylon.wordpress.com)
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The latest movie by Sex Z Pictures' director Eli Cross of "Upload" fame, "Icon" is what the porn world knows as a "high-end vignette" picture, where the setups are a little more complex than Pool Guy Drops Trunks, Load.

From what we were able to determine as we ourselves stood on that roof, "Icon" features Scott as an A-Ha-by-way-of Xtina alternate reality warrior who pulls similarly underdressed women (including Jennifer Dark, Tori Black, and Morgan Layne) through a mirror to have sex with them on a four-poster bed on a roof at three in the morning when you can see your breath as L.A. police helicopters fly overhead.

This observer was overcome with a newfound respect for porn performers who nakedly brave the testicle-receding temperature to churn out three-to-seven minute increments of fapworthy product for your delectation.

Of course, Hillary Scott has no testicles to recede, and that is exactly why I took pictures.

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There are actually three core cast members not returning from the first "Not the Bradys": Cindi, originally played by the orthodontically fabulous Leah Luv, has been replaced by Kacey Jordan, and the role of Greg, once inhabited by Benjamin Brat, will now be interpreted by Chris Slater.

Returning will be the delightful Aurora Snow as Jan, the wicked Alana Evans as Carol, the frank Lynn Lemay as Alice, and the reasonable Mike Horner as Mike. James Deen returns as Peter in a role he was born to play.

But if Hillary Scott isn't here, where is she? Stay tuned.