Rub-A-Dub-Dub: Two Girls, One Tub

They say that cleanliness is next to godliness, but we're not sure that Zeus and his pals ever spent this much time on personal grooming. Even if they did, they probably didn't have this much fun. Personally, we find all these intimate maintenance issues to be a gigantic pain in the ass, but we usually don't have a friend available to do it for us. Maybe that's what we've been missing—with help like this we would always have a good reason to stay squeaky clean instead of ... well, let's just say it's a good thing that we work by ourselves from home, OK? More »

Flesh Flicks: Lesbian Color Clash

We really have to admire the fashion sense of whoever was responsible for the art direction in this scene. A lot of people might have a problem with a purple psychedelic bedspread or dressing one of the combatants in green and red vertical striped hot pants paired with glowing bright yellow knee socks; some might even say that those would clash with the pink ensemble worn by her special lady friend. But the creative genius behind this erotic adventure does not do things the conventional way. (Neither does the music supervisor, unless you consider the "Miami Vice" soundtrack to be conventional.) The one thing we are having trouble with, however, is the white belt. Seriously, that look is so not working for us, especially with her skin tone. (Although it is keeping the strap-on in place, so it's not a total loss.) More »

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Mentor Lesbians Edition

Back in my day (I am now 23), lesbians didn't look like this—or at least the mainstream media, softball-playing, Melissa Etheridge-listening, workmen's comp-seeking, Seneca Falls enpilgrimaging ones didn't. So seeing this lesbian MILF movie, even after a steady diet of porn lesbians, is still a shock. More »

Flesh Flicks: Thrice As Nice

Everyone knows that if there's one thing better than one hot naked babe, it's two hot naked babes. And the one thing hotter than that? Why, three hot naked babes ... all rolling around in bed together, no less! Now, some might suggest that this logically implies that four naked girls rolling around in bed together would be even hotter, but quite frankly our brains are already on the verge of melting to even consider such mathematical possibilities. So let's just take things one step at a time for now, OK? More »

Making Beautiful Music In The Recording Studio

After a long hard day's work in the recording studio, we love taking a break to, uh, make some beautiful music (if you know what we mean). Ideally with a dirty talking Ashlee Simpson look-a-like and a dildo. Ah yes, that's the perfect way to unwind. Though sadly, even access to the highest quality recording equipment won't make porn music sound any better. More »

How To Pass Time At The Unemployment Office

Being unemployed is hard. You've got no money and nothing to do, all your friends are busy with their day jobs... and don't even get us started on the wait at the unemployment office. Of course, if you're truly resourceful, you could probably find a fun way to pass the time — and you won't even need a magazine! (Bringing your favorite dildo might help, though. We're sure it won't affect your eligibility for benefits.) More »

"Be My First" Forces Perspectives (But Not Penises)

The arresting cover of this compilation of Eurolesbo fare from 2005 and 2006 made me think that expatriate R. Crumb must have finally thought he was in the right place at the right time, so present are those boots, thighs, and other parts on his adopted continent. But does this movie make good on its boxcover's promise of uninhibited, in your face vaginalia?
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Here They Come, The Members Of The "Strap-On Club"

Groucho Marx famously said that he would not want to belong to any club that would have him as a member, and having no need of a man's member is the object of "Strap-on Club 2," either a movie about girls having sex with girls with pink and mannish equipment or part of the B-52s' continuing comeback effort. More »

Sammie, Leigh, Kristina, and Kendra: Adjoining Couches

It shouldn't surprise you that crush objects create buzz, which is why someone I notice for the very first time one day suddenly starts showing up in every box we get here at Fleshbot West. More »

On lazy days like this, when we're all sitting around still stuffed with too much food from yesterday, we barely feel like lifting a finger. Good thing not everyone feels the same way. (littlemutt.com, via thechoosergeneva.canalblog.com)

No Thumbs Allowed: "The Four Finger Club"

We are horrified that we hadn't heard about this New Sensations series until issue 24 came out, and lament the loss of time we could have spent watching 23 DVDs' worth of women sticking not one, not two, not 12, but four fingers into each other. Let's see ... 23 movies, five pairings a movie ... Damn it, we've missed 920 fingers up there. More »

Because resistance is getting increasingly futile at this point, let's all just go ahead and enjoy Ashley Fires and Nadia Styles cavorting around in their Christmas outfits. Now that we think about it, maybe there's something to this whole Santa hat thing after all. (dailyniner.com)

Well hello there, Jana and Renee. It's so pleasant to see such nice girls giving each other a hand in the bathtub. When you're finished, would you mind stopping by our place and scrubbing our back too? (dailyniner.com)

Bikinis That Matter: "Courtney's Pussycats 2"

Bikini pictures are such teases. See enough of them that don't go any farther than a nip slip or cameltoe and one is left a dead-inside husk of dashed expectations. Well fear not. You know for damn sure in the case of Courtney Cummz (seen here flanked by Gianna Lynn and Eva Angelina) in her all-girl directorial effort "Courtney's Pussycats 2" that these bikinis are not going to stay on for long. We caught up with Ms. Cummz and asked her if this would be a vaseline-y Sapphic pillowfightfest. More »

Flesh Flicks: Lesbians Gone Really Wild

Today's Flesh Flicks pick is pretty inspiring because even though Teanna Kai and Jana Cova have been stranded in a barren tropical wilderness and forced to revert to primitive hunter-gatherer survival techniques, they're still carrying on like brave adventurers. Of course, it helps that they have each other ... and a really, really long extension cord. Even the wildest savages can't live forever without a steady power supply for their vibrators. That's what separates us from the animals, after all. More »

Popshots of the Week: Ain't Nothing But A Pussy Party

In that there are snacks, it is a party, but "Cousin Stevie's Pussy Party"—now in its third year with episodes in the early twenties—is really an intense competition. The latest installment featured the standard eight women alone, in pairs, threesomes, foursomes, and all together in a 12-hour day that left no bedding in that Encino rental house unanointed. More »

Flesh Flicks: Give 'Em What They Want

Dayton Rains (or Raines, depending on who you ask) and Britney Skye have got it all figured out: No one jerks off to plot, or character exposition. or fancy costumes or sets. When you want to get off to porn, all you need is a girl and a guy ... and half of the time you don't even need the guy. A vibrating pearl-covered strap-on and maybe a blindfold would help, but all that's really necessary is the naked girls, so feel free to spend most of your budget on that. Trust us, you can even spell their last names wrong and few people will ever notice. More »

It seems like just yesterday (or, er, two days ago) that we were posting something about Big Brother UK contestant Amy Alexandra's topless appearance in a lad magazine, and now she's already graduated to half-assed lesbianesque photoshoots with other girls. Such dedicated progress like that brings a lump to our throat every damn time. (drunkenstepfather.com)

Flesh Flicks: Top That!

We like how the girls in this video continually escalate their toy arsenal as if they were part of a Cold War-era dildo arms race: from a few a well-placed fingers on up to the double dong, every time you think they've reached the top they take it to another level. So industrious those porn lesbians are! Now if all leaders settled their pissing contests in such a non-threatening and mutually beneficial sort of way, the world would be a much nicer place. More »

Best Of Babelogs: Porn Lesbian Weekend Edition

Because it's nice to know that at least some people have dates this weekend ... More »

Preview: Jenna Haze's "Girl Diaries"

Now that "Girl Diaries" is a certified porn title containing images of (albeit) skinny women over the age of eighteen incited to Sapphic doins' via journal entries, I am sad that actual girls can no longer diarize about ponies, double-dutch, and Leif Garrett without a horrible porn stigma attached to their bubblegum pen-scented musings. I don't like those worlds colliding. I felt the same way about "Anne Franks 'n' Beans: The Saturday Meal of a Young Girl". More »