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College Girls: This Time They're Lesbians

Gram Ponante — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 11:30:01 EDT

It's the long weekend after the first week at college, and you know what that means: tentative, tender lesbian exploration. "Do you think it's all right?" they whisper, removing the Gunds and keepsake American Girl dolls to reveal puffy ...

...labia.

Well, none of that happens in this movie. But you should still watch it.

Now I happen to know that at least three of the women featured in Hustler's "Real College Girls Lesbian Stories 3" never attended any institution of post-secondary education, but damn, these girls can act.

"Sometimes I feel used after having sex with myself," says Georgia Jones to Alyssa Reece, lounging on a leatherette couch in that porny, overmiked way where you can hear their heels poking into the upholstery. The idea is that no one really believes they are college girls (Jones mispronounces "extracurricular") but at least they give it the old college try.

Sometimes I come across (well, not literally—I appreciate porn for its fonts) DVDs that make me wonder about who the target audience is. Andre Madness seems to have directed this cast, which also includes Eden Adams, the juicy Alexa Jordan, Winter Sky, and Marie McCrae, to appeal in a non-threatening manner to porn consumers who don't just tune out male porn performers but regard them as a threat.

Each segment begins with an interview in which two women extol the virtues of girls, how they're soft and pretty, smell good, and are polite. Then they fuck each other, gently.

The other day I was in my old college bookstore and I was sad to see my student ID had expired. I could have used the discount. It's times like that that I wish I were younger. But then I see a movie like this and think, "I'm glad lesbians didn't look like this when I was in college, because I wouldn't have gotten any work done." Or extracurricular activities.

"Intimate Temptations": When Bad Porn Titles Happen To Good People

Gram Ponante — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:00:00 EST

Perhaps taking a strategy from the Playboy/Cinemax playbook, Australian all-girl outfit Abby Winters (not a real person) has been issuing a stream of more and more generic-sounding titles. And what's worse—the dingo-inducing hijinks inside are delightful and undeserving of the bland signage. It is like meeting your dream date at the "Encounters" lounge at Howard Johnson's. And Howard Johnson was a real person.

Natural curves blend with natural light in these nine scenes, none of which involves temptation but each of which is decidedly intimate. Healthy Aussies masturbate themselves or each other for as long as it takes to get the job done. After all, "Abby Winters" guarantees real orgasms - or she'll refund your money herself!

Each of the scenes is a highlight for fans of low-key, no-nonsense porn from people who look content to be there, but standouts are the Meg White-lookalike covergirl Krystin, two scenes of Lou-Ellyn (one of which features her masturbating to a Nick Cave poster), and a split screen phone sex interlude between Ren and Shaminee.

I know that naming porn movies is difficult, and that "Dirtpipe Milkshakes" is already taken, but I'd even take "Gulpilil's Private Stash" over "Intimate Temptations."

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· Abby Winters (abbywinters.com)
· Buy "Intimate Temptations" (gamelink.com)

Porn Lesbians Caught in the Act!

Gram Ponante — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 15:30:00 EDT

When presented a picture like this (especially if you yourself have taken it), it is reasonable to conclude, as a male, that women do not do this sort of thing unless there is a camera pointed at them. Sneak in on your female squeeze and her hot chiropodist/Unitarian minister/sassy girlfriend and see if I'm not right... I'll wait while you do it... See? They were drinking tea in the nude, right? Right? None of that tongue stuff. Thanks to Claire Dames and Kylee Reese for clearing that up.

· "Hag Out" with Claire Dames (myspace.com)
· Kylee Reese (myspace.com)

Madison Young Discovers Lesbians In San Francisco

Gram Ponante — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 23:10:54 EDT

Had we known that San Francisco had lesbians in it, we would have stopped there on our way to this weekend's Sausalito Chili Cook-Off. But we must leave it to the intrepid Madison Young as she plumbs the depths, or somethings the something, of the Bay Area lesbian scene in "Lesbian Life: Real Sex San Francisco."

"Everywhere I look in San Francisco I find hot lesbian sex," says Madison Young, our Huell Howser of vagitarian culture. But it is a city of contrasts.

"San Francisco is known as a hotbed of lesbian and gay culture," Young says. But lest you think Journey's City by the Bay is heterogenous, "it's also a city of lust, love, and random sexual encounters that lead to explosive orgasms."

No doubt this tidbit will help San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsom in his bid to be California's next governor.

Young's first stop is Dolores Park, known as a "Dyke Park" and a perfect spot to show off one's monkey bar skills and read Rilke (probably ironically, dead white male and all, but he gets a pass because of the "Maria").

A helpful travelogue for tourists more interested in a Lombard Street of the Heart, "Lesbian Life" weaves its way through lesbian garages, coffee shops, and tattoo parlors, often connecting each scene with a character from the previous one.

And if residents sometimes complain of that 49-sq. mile thumb of land feeling claustrophobic, they can get some consolation they share the foggy peninsula with old friends like Lorelei Lee, Shawn and Jiz Lee from the Crash Pad, and Dylan Ryan from the Strap-on Motel.

Sadly, Young only appears as the narratrix, not as a perfomer. But have no fear: In addition to the hot lesbian sex going on everywhere in San Francisco, each resident seems to be reading Young's cover story in Spread.

· Madison Young (madisonbound.com)
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Earning Your Wings: Top Ten Mile High Club Sex Videos

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:10:47 EDT

Air travel has gotten a lot less sexy over the years: the ~~stewardesses~~ flight attendants no longer dress like cocktail waitresses, the quarters have gotten way more cramped ... and don't even get us started on the price of alcohol. Yet somehow we're still turned on by the thought of doing it on a plane. Is it the danger of doing it in public? The thrill of cramped quarters? The aphrodisiac qualities of those teeny-tiny bags of pretzels? While we muddle through that one, check out some of our favorite members of the Mile High Club after the jump. May their courageous exploits serve as an example to us all!

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Plane Bathroom (megarotic.com)

Airplane Asian Sex! (megarotic.com)

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Airplane Party—Hot Lesbians In Action! (megarotic.com)

Mile High Club again! (megarotic.com)

Terra White Anal in the Airplane (megarotic.com)

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stocking stewardess sex (in the airplane) (megarotic.com)

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Kissing Jessica Drake, Who Is "Kissing Girls"

Gram Ponante — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:45:51 EDT

To know jessica drake—or at least to bump into her semi-regularly—is to be infatuated with jessica drake. That is why hopes are high when Wicked gets around to jessica drake in its contract performer marquee movie rotation. And that drake gets around to Dana DeArmond turns out to be a pleasant surprise in "Kissing Girls."

jessica drake is Zoe as today's Wicked Girl on a mission in "Kissing Girls," in which the long-leggedy pornstress lets us know (in standard-issue voiceover form) that this will be her year to climb the corporate ladder, make the world a better place, and find her soulmate. (As this line cuts to her trysting with Eric Masterson, we can assume that he is not it, else the movie would be very short.)

"He understood my passions and dealt with my neuroses," she says of him. But when he tells her to hurry because his wife will be home soon, she knows it isn't to be. We know that the movie will be about dipping her toe in the world of women.

Like Hustler is hitting a groove with (or at least spending a lot of time on) its "parody" movies, Wicked is co-opting mainstream successes and making them a little more porny. "Kissing Girls" is, obviously, Wicked's "Kissing Jessica Stein."

Frustrated with men, Zoe answers a personal ad. From a girl. At first she is hesitant, but when a montage sequence reveals that alll men are crazy, she reconsiders."Besides," she says, "aren't all women lesbians these days? Bisexual? Swingers? Isn't that all the rage?"

All the rage in Hell, maybe.

Anyway, drake bites the bullet and meets Moonbeam (Dana DeArmond), and they hit it off on Wicked's muted pastel restaurant set. And they have so much in common! They're both Scorpios, they like to drive, and neither likes labels! But they do like labia.

Moonbeam tells Zoe about first finding a woman attractive, when she caught her babysitter (Scarlett Fay) having sex with her 40-year-old boyfriend. Luckily, we don't see 12-year-old Moonbeam peaking around the curtains. We're also proud of ourselves that we guessed how another sex scene would be shoehorned in before Zoe and Moonbeam's inevitable coupling.

drake and DeArmond at first seem an unlikely porn pair, but DeArmond handles the transition from gaping and choking to couples'-friendly lesbo scene with aplomb, and even inspires the best ad-lib of the movie when drake says, "If I had a cock you'd be in trouble."

I've said it before and I say it again: it's great jessica drake does not have a cock.

- Review by Gram Ponante

Kissing Girls
Studio: Wicked
Director: Michael Raven
Cast: jessica drake, Dana DeArmond, Scarlett Fay, Randy Spears, Barrett Blade, Eric Masterson, Barry Scott, August

· Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)
· Buy "Kissing Girls" (gamelink.com)

Rub-A-Dub-Dub: Two Girls, One Tub

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:45:44 EDT

They say that cleanliness is next to godliness, but we're not sure that Zeus and his pals ever spent this much time on personal grooming. Even if they did, they probably didn't have this much fun. Personally, we find all these intimate maintenance issues to be a gigantic pain in the ass, but we usually don't have a friend available to do it for us. Maybe that's what we've been missing—with help like this we would always have a good reason to stay squeaky clean instead of ... well, let's just say it's a good thing that we work by ourselves from home, OK?

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· "bathtub shaving" (Megarotic)

Kylie Ireland's "Bitch And Moan" Is Not For Whiners

Gram Ponante — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 19:45:36 EDT

Knowing Kylie Ireland as I do (she once prevented her dog from eating my Wheat Thins), one has confidence that her movie "Bitch And Moan 2" will not be some by the numbers effort featuring lesbians-'til-graduation pouting for the camera in fake alarm. Instead, she gets genuine surprise out of people like Roxy DeVille, Aiden Starr, and Eva Angelina as terrible, wonderful things are perpetrated on their persons.

Scene One features a tuxedoed Ireland playing Master and Servant with Roxy DeVille. At one point Ireland must retrieve something the loss of which can't be explained by gravity.

Only Ireland's penciled-on John Waters moustache distracts from the scene. So I just closed my eyes and thought of Baltimore.

The beauty of this movie is that, even if you feel you would be turned away had you showed up with your testosterone and Manifest Destiny, you would still have the consolation that the women were doing to each other everything you would have. It is as if you wrote your suggestions on little notecards and they were duly considered.

Trinity Post and Amber Rayne leave Kissy Kapri in the dust in the bendy department, and the latter takes her revenge by slapping the hell out of Rayne, who doesn't seem to mind.

Eva Angelina is like Ireland's South of the Border younger sister. I have the impression Ireland didn't have to direct her much in her scene with Sammi Rhodes.

Cruel Aiden Starr opines in the final scene, as a box of toys arrives:

"You know sometimes if their cock is too small you gotta put a butt plug in your ass to feel it?" she asks Jandi Lin and Tricia Oaks.

... and that is the only thing that made me sad. Next time I see a butt plug I won't think, "Ooh: a butt plug." Instead, I'll think, "Someone's parts are small."

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· Kylie Ireland (kylieireland.com)
· Buy "Bitch And Moan 2" (gamelink.com)

Flesh Flicks: Lesbian Color Clash

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 19:50:57 EDT

We really have to admire the fashion sense of whoever was responsible for the art direction in this scene. A lot of people might have a problem with a purple psychedelic bedspread or dressing one of the combatants in green and red vertical striped hot pants paired with glowing bright yellow knee socks; some might even say that those would clash with the pink ensemble worn by her special lady friend. But the creative genius behind this erotic adventure does not do things the conventional way. (Neither does the music supervisor, unless you consider the "Miami Vice" soundtrack to be conventional.) The one thing we are having trouble with, however, is the white belt. Seriously, that look is so not working for us, especially with her skin tone. (Although it is keeping the strap-on in place, so it's not a total loss.)

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· "roommates" (Megarotic)

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Mentor Lesbians Edition

Gram Ponante — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 21:40:11 EDT

Back in my day (I am now 23), lesbians didn't look like this—or at least the mainstream media, softball-playing, Melissa Etheridge-listening, workmen's comp-seeking, Seneca Falls enpilgrimaging ones didn't. So seeing this lesbian MILF movie, even after a steady diet of porn lesbians, is still a shock.

What you must needs do to win this week's contest in as spectacular a fashion as last time's winner slyty did is to tell us what you would say to ripe Bree Olson to lure her into your experienced Sapphic boudoir. Not that she looks like she needs much convincing.

· Girlfriends Films (girlfriendsfilms.com)
· Buy "Lesbian Seductions 15: Older/Younger" (gamelink.com)

Flesh Flicks: Thrice As Nice

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:55:54 EDT

Everyone knows that if there's one thing better than one hot naked babe, it's two hot naked babes. And the one thing hotter than that? Why, three hot naked babes ... all rolling around in bed together, no less! Now, some might suggest that this logically implies that four naked girls rolling around in bed together would be even hotter, but quite frankly our brains are already on the verge of melting to even consider such mathematical possibilities. So let's just take things one step at a time for now, OK?

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· 3 Snatches (megarotic.com)

Greetings From The "Strap-On Motel"

Gram Ponante — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:35:54 EDT

"Strap-On Motel" is filled with sleight of hand: it is a rare rainy night in L.A., there is a French woman named London, and director Maria Beatty really makes us believe we're watching actual lesbians ... in a porn movie, no less! London walks to a club called Pussy's where stripper Dylan Ryan waits for her. Though it is in a bad neighborhood, it is clear that this club is full service; London isn't two steps in the door before she and Ryan are naked. It really doesn't seem like work.

Their interludes in noirish locations flow to the tones of muted horns and a stand-up bass. At no point does anyone say "Did I hear Dirtpipe Milkshake?" Sometimes Dylan wears a hat. These are people we don't see around here too often, and we wonder where on La Cienega Pussy's might be, and if the Strap-On Motel takes Diner's Club.

· Maria Beatty (bleuproductions.com)
· Buy "Strap-On Motel" (bleuproductions.com)

Sweet Love: Top Ten Hottest Sex And Candy Videos

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 30 May 2008 12:30:57 EDT

Is there anything quite as tasty as a hot and heavy makeout session, a juicy pair of boobs, or a nice long blowjob? Well, the sweet taste of a nice piece of candy or a juicy popsicle or a mouthful of chocolate syrup comes close. Now if only you could combine all those tantalizing flavors ... well, you'd have something along the lines of today's video roundup. Be sure to bring your sweet tooth and join us after the jump. (Note: Fleshbot is not responsible for cavities or spoiled appetites.)

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Candy Girls in Action Naked (pornhub.com)

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Making Beautiful Music In The Recording Studio

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 28 May 2008 10:40:41 EDT

After a long hard day's work in the recording studio, we love taking a break to, uh, make some beautiful music (if you know what we mean). Ideally with a dirty talking Ashlee Simpson look-a-like and a dildo. Ah yes, that's the perfect way to unwind. Though sadly, even access to the highest quality recording equipment won't make porn music sound any better.

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· "Lesbian action during music production" (redtube.com)

How To Pass Time At The Unemployment Office

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 07 May 2008 11:20:48 EDT

Being unemployed is hard. You've got no money and nothing to do, all your friends are busy with their day jobs... and don't even get us started on the wait at the unemployment office. Of course, if you're truly resourceful, you could probably find a fun way to pass the time — and you won't even need a magazine! (Bringing your favorite dildo might help, though. We're sure it won't affect your eligibility for benefits.)

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· Teeagan29 (megarotic.com)

"Be My First" Forces Perspectives (But Not Penises)

Gram Ponante — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:10:05 EDT

The arresting cover of this compilation of Eurolesbo fare from 2005 and 2006 made me think that expatriate R. Crumb must have finally thought he was in the right place at the right time, so present are those boots, thighs, and other parts on his adopted continent. But does this movie make good on its boxcover's promise of uninhibited, in your face vaginalia?

Alas, as is often the case with the stills shot for boxcovers, no such configuration of Bambi and Eve Angel occurs in the movie. I should have known that someone named "Bambi" wouldn't be so frank.

Furthermore, our heroine is far more svelte in her scene than she is in her still photo. Good for her, bad for me.

This is one of several pairings in "Be My First." Each is slickly shot with attention paid to capturing each smacking kiss and affected moan. The women are striking and perhaps can be forgiven for fibbing when they said they'd never done girls before.

But the boxcover flimflam can never be forgiven. I'd write my Member of Congress, but I don't think there's an extradition law about misrepresenting vag size.

· Digital Sin (digitalsin.com)
· Buy "Be My First" (adultdvdempire.com; see other cover @ tlavideo.com)

Abby Winters: "I'm Just Mad About Fotina (And Violet)"

Gram Ponante — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:45:05 EDT

Smiles, everyone ... smiles! Whilst they wrassle throatily in an Australian apartment, Fotina and Violet just smile (but don't give me a vegemite sandwich). This is such a welcome departure from the snarling and fingerbiting Porn Lesbians we're used to that we've forgiven them for not signing our "Diesel And Dust" album.

More caps from Abby WInters' new "Girls Get Hot" DVD after the jump.

The lack of french tips made it clear that these women really care for each other.

At the end of it all, Fotina needs a little reassurance that love endures, and that the mining companies won't win.

· Abby Winters (abbywinters.com)
· Buy "Girls Get Hot" (gamelink.com)

Checking In To John Chalk's "Hotel Fetish"

Gram Ponante — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:43:05 EDT

Following my first AVN convention in 2003, I tried to stay at every Vagabond Inn in the country and found each had the same delightful old man/hooker or old man who is a hooker smell as the one in Las Vegas. So you could say that I, too, had a hotel fetish. (Ed. note: As opposed to a Motel Fetish, which presumably involves stalking Dita Von Teese around the country and plucking stray hairs out of the bathtubs in the rooms she stays in?)

But it is not the same as that of John Chalk, for whom "Fetish" is the name of the hotel, rather than the hotel as object of his obsession. Even if it were, he'd probably find a place to put some Euro-lesbians in it, because he works for Viv Thomas.

Director Chalk took the story of the former Soviet Union's "Hotel Fetish," a bordello for the service of KGB agents and dignitaries, and put together "reconstructions" of some of those gentlemen's favorite turnons.

I hate to say it, but the Nazis were kinkier. According to the revelations in this movie, the KGB were more into voyeurism, lingerie, first-time lesbians, and putting whipped cream on their parts, just like the Bogue Chitto Sheriff's Department. No wonder the Wall fell; theirs was such a softcore world.

But the setup is a good one. Whether or not the shaded women speaking Russian and Magyar were actually former prostitutes is irrelevant because the framing device is pretty effective. They also are sure to say they loved their jobs so as not to seem exploited.

· Viv Thomas (vivthomas.com)
· Order "Hotel Fetish" (vivthomas.com)

Back To The House That Jana Jordan Built (And Fucked In)

DCypher — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 19:44:41 EDT

Jana Jordan might have moved out of the Ninn Worx_SR contract stable a few weeks ago, but she's still keeping occupancy on the "House Of Jordan", the second installment of which ships this week. With housemates like Justine Joli, Charlie Laine, Celeste Starr, Andy Valentino, Alexandra, Faye Valentine, and Sasha Gray, could you really blame her for not wanting to leave?

Once again the studio has put together what is essentially a high end glossy music video to show off their abilities to use a jib arm and their expertise at wardrobe and set design. Fortunately for us they have excellent taste when it comes to casting Sapphic orgies too; in fact, this just might be one of the most perfect ensembles we've ever seen in a porn flick. (Or since the "Cheerleaders" trailer, anyway.)

We'd even go so far as to suggest that if the world was ending and you could only take ten of your favorite movies with you into that fallout shelter, the cast alone would certainly make "House Of Jordan 2" a contender. Just make sure you take enough lube and Kleenex with you too.

· Order: "House Of Jordan 2" (Adult DVD Empire)
· Ninn Worx_SR (ninnworx.com)
· Jana Jordan on MySpace (myspace.com)

More "Cheerleaders" From Digital Playground: Because Porn Archetypes Are That Way For A Reason

Jonnobot — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:50:55 EDT

Digital Playground's pompom-and-pussy epic "Cheerleaders" first entered our consciousness a mere 72 hours ago and we've been anxiously awaiting our screener copy to arrive here at the Fleshbot South compound ever since: not since Halle Berry starred as Catwoman have so many of our buttons been pushed in one place by anything we've seen flicker across our screens. Sure, a few of you are already looking forward to seeing which wholesome fetish the studio will enshrine next (and we have to admit that Jessie Jane and Stoya starring in "Assistant District Attorneys" sounds pretty appealing) ... but for now, all we have are a bunch of DP's contract girls and assorted guest stars fucking the hell out of each other in a locker room while wearing short short skirts and ankle socks. Can't ask for anything more, can we?

Check out our "Cheerleaders" preview gallery after the jump.

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Photos courtesy Digital Playground

· "Cheerleaders" (hardcore trailers @ digitalplayground.com)
· Order: "Cheerleaders" (Blu-Ray) (Adult DVD Empire)