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more about #straight more comments → Beaker: Hmmm ... I don't see any barriers to entry :-) more » cand86: God, her tattoo is gorgeous. Okay, scratch that. Everything about her is. more » Conrad: Well that certainly makes up for her horrid wardrobe, and bad haircut. more » hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: Better than Kathleen Turner, I must say. more » cand86: One boob out of cup, one boob in is surprisingly sexy-looking. more » heterophobic: She is all kinds of awesome. more » FrankN.Stein: naked girls and reading - two of my alltime favorites :) more » bmonkey: I also like lounging about on my couch on a Sunday; we should hang out some time... more » Dethzilla: I call this Reincarnation... with references early on to the pic featured in this article... ahem... Oh Lord, if you take me make me a c-a-p Specif... more » otko: I heard she was arrested. For being too sexy. By Eric Estrada. For real. Just kidding more » otko: Mmmmmm. + extra points for that almost perfect symmetricalness. more » otko: Good morning is right. Love the toe spreading more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Jamie Graham, from The Ohio State University. The Buckeyes finally win, at something. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: 2002? Are we sure about that? /broken record more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: That teardrop will be tattooed on my libido for some time hereafter. more » -
#thehorror
"Asia Noir 6": Must Be the Season of the (Evil Sex Trap Warehouse) Witch
Who is turning L.A.'s Asian-loving black men into zombies and/or murdering them? Why doesn't Mr. Marcus *69 Ange Venus before following her phone calls into an evil sex trap warehouse? Is Coco Velvett really Asian? Learn this and more as we finally review the aptly titled "Asia Noir 6." More » -
#pornasians
Today in Fellatio: "Little Asian Cocksuckers"
To be clear, I'm not saying "Little Asian Cocksucker" the way Moe Howard might ("Why you little Asian cocksucker!") or, just in case you notice a size deficiency in the more explicit pictures after the gap, as a comment on the cocks these Asians are sucking ("She is a sucker of Asian cocks that happen to be small"), but instead to let you know that the Asians doing the sucking are petite. So now you understand why I'm too exhausted to talk about the wigs. More » -
#youarethere
Super-Funtime With Lana Croft And Friends
Lana Croft, whom last we saw in these virtual pages being mesmerized by Ange Venus and some Asian sirens, is back in a wet and wild adventure from the serene David Aaron Clark, who subtitled his latest movie "Mr. Hentai's Super-Funtime Asian Pool Party." (Never mind that Clark has never been an Asian a day in his life.) We asked what the movie would be about when he was planning it. "There will be a pool there, that's all I know." he said. "Then the magic will happen." More »


