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    witeowl: Nice review. I may have to pick one up. One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be ... more »
    tmronin: hard not to love skin in the bathroom: #latex more »
    Conrad: [gizmodo.com] #victoriassecret more »
    thePrototype: that was pretty hot!! #amateur more »
    Conrad: The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was sa... more »
    sam991: Speaking of latex, it's precisely 5 months since Bianca Beauchamp was Gratuitous Nude. Methinks the hour has come around again. more »
    Beaker: Caution! Perky Nipples! #asian more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Crash Octagon, Vol. 1, anyone? #rileysteele more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: So, is their amateurs page listed as "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"? #babes more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Radeo Radeo. #babelogs more »
  • #pornasians

    Jandi Lin: Who's Invading Who?

    Pink Visual's "Asian Slut Invasion 5" leaves us wondering which side we're supposed to be rooting for. Are we being invaded by Asian sluts or are they invading us? And that Jandi Lin is so polite that we can't imagine how she can be mixed up in any of this. More Jandi Candy after the gap. More »
  • #thehorror

    "Asia Noir 6": Must Be the Season of the (Evil Sex Trap Warehouse) Witch

    Who is turning L.A.'s Asian-loving black men into zombies and/or murdering them? Why doesn't Mr. Marcus *69 Ange Venus before following her phone calls into an evil sex trap warehouse? Is Coco Velvett really Asian? Learn this and more as we finally review the aptly titled "Asia Noir 6." More »
  • #pornasians

    "Naughty Little Asians" Work What Works for Them

    Like various of my acquaintances who like to be photographed with not one but two beers, and not one but two middle fingers extended, and not one but two chins propped atop their Phillies jerseys, the stars of "Naughty Little Asians" exploit stereotypes by not only wearing scholars' glasses but posing with not one but two adding machines. More »
  • #pornasians

    Today in Fellatio: "Little Asian Cocksuckers"

    To be clear, I'm not saying "Little Asian Cocksucker" the way Moe Howard might ("Why you little Asian cocksucker!") or, just in case you notice a size deficiency in the more explicit pictures after the gap, as a comment on the cocks these Asians are sucking ("She is a sucker of Asian cocks that happen to be small"), but instead to let you know that the Asians doing the sucking are petite. So now you understand why I'm too exhausted to talk about the wigs. More »
  • #youarethere

    Super-Funtime With Lana Croft And Friends

    Lana Croft, whom last we saw in these virtual pages being mesmerized by Ange Venus and some Asian sirens, is back in a wet and wild adventure from the serene David Aaron Clark, who subtitled his latest movie "Mr. Hentai's Super-Funtime Asian Pool Party." (Never mind that Clark has never been an Asian a day in his life.) We asked what the movie would be about when he was planning it. "There will be a pool there, that's all I know." he said. "Then the magic will happen." More »
  • #uncomfortablepornstereotypes

    Pink Visual's Pagoda At Poon Corner

    The subheading of Pink Visual's "Asian Slut Invasion 4" caught my eye, and I watched the video for some sign of my friends from the Hundred-Acre Wood, which never sounded dirty until now. Alas, the closest this movie came to its advertised "Tao of Poon" was Taiwan's Own Niya Yu's assertion that she was "so horny," which seemed apparent. But If Piglet were there, he might have said, "I just wanted to be sure of you." More »