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more about #straight more comments → Beaker: "When the cat's away ... have pussy, let's play!" more » Conrad: I would be a a little worried if her nipples didn't follow. Nipples aren't something I would want to leave at home. Hopefully they didn't follow her... more » FrankN.Stein: who needs a basket anyway? she's got all we need for a picnic with her. more » heterophobic: #7 is one of my favorite videos of all time. Those tits are just a work of art. more » heterophobic: Wow, great ones! more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Fittingly, the hog she services is much more a Bell burrito than a Qdoba. #yesiambraggingonmine Oh, & all Gawker posts about ghost-riding should incl... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: 12.oo pm settles it. Porn films need to come with bloopers reel. If they're good enough for Santa Clause 3, they're good enough for porn. Even if Tim ... more » bmonkey: Just a lovely shot...why would you want to spoil it with a basket? more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: I know it would seem convenient that I am, as ever, the contrarian, but to say a large mammary excites me more than another, smaller tit, would be dis... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Eva reminds of Juliette Frette, here. Never a bad thing, to my mind. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Dun-dun-dun-dun-da-da. Go, go, Gadget Dick. /slim shady'd //fuck I'm old, that was out eleven years ago more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: "Spend a fortnite with these November birthday starlets..." more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: & they all are better actors than Helena Bonham Carter. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: This video has been removed by the user Obviously, s/he does not like champagne. /bigger //blacker more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Roger Ebert has advised, "If only The Brown Bunny would have been done like this". more » -
#sexymusicvideowatch
"6 In The Morning" Is Always The Right Time For Babes Rolling Around In Their Underwear
Let's face it: as much fun as teasing can be, being told over and over again that you can look but not touch gets pretty frustrating after a while (unless you happen to be into that sort of thing.) But there's a lot to be said for the brand of tease served up by UK techno-pop group Client in their clip for "6 In The Morning", which features just the right amount of fetish-flavored babes rolling around in lacy lingerie and stroking each other to turn an ordinary music video into a softcore drool generator. We're ready for the hardcore extended dance remix version whenever they are. More » -
#ladmags
This Week In Lad Mag Bashing: Is Lucy Pinder Destroying Our Society?
A prominent member of Britain's Conservative Party gave a speech earlier today lambasting lad mags for their evil assault on the culture, essentially blaming them for creating a nation of irresponsible deadbeat dads who objectify women and never call their mum. Pretty harsh stuff—but does that make us bad people for posting their photos all the time? We suppose if you buy into the notion that any magazine can make nice boys do bad things (or that the only good family is a two-parent family) then yeah, we're destroying the world. Where have we heard that one before? More » -
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#polls
Top Ten TV Sitcom Porn Spoofs We'd Like To See
According to its own press releases, X-Play's recent "Brady Bunch" porn parody "Not The Bradys XXX" is pretty much the most successful porn idea of all time. It's already spawned its own sequel—"Not Bewitched XXX" which comes out in September—and there's even been talk of knockoffs of "The Munsters" and (heaven, forbid) "Mr. Rogers Neighborhood." Also, even though "Bewitched" has yet to hit shelves, the word has just come down that X-Play now has two more spinoffs in the works—XXX versions of "The Love Boat" and "Three's Company." Both rather inspired choices, if you ask us, since to our impressionable young eyes those shows practically were porn anyway. More » -
#hype
"Sex And The City": The Fleshbot Post
Well, we did it! Despite months of hype, Google News alerts, blocked-off Manhattan streets, annoying trend pieces in the newspaper and approximately 6,000 posts on our various sibling websites, we managed to get though the entire build up to the Greatest Chick Flick Of Our Generation without writing one single post about it. Until now. More »
