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more about #straight more comments → Kelteel: @Lux Alptraum Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! She is my twelve days of Christmas. more » Kelteel: This is one smart woman. Give the viewers 2008 x 3000 pixel pictures[20.91 x 31.25 inches at 100%] and you got them like putty in your hands. I woul... more » Kelteel: Hell, I could not even get their website to work and they want $200 for this. Plus $60 per hour. Hey, it takes awhile for a man my age to get going. ... more » bmonkey: Presenting the fleshbot diet: eat well, love well... more » Pinkie: What's with the sudden rush to the Christmas season? It's only the day after Thanksgiving! Why, in my day, we waited at least until the second week... more » SuperPsyze: DON'T DATE ROBOTS more » ValfridBuccaneer: Is it possible to get a link to the non-gallery format on gallery posts? :) more » Beaker: I'm a breast man, but this photo is a persuasive argument for giving thighs a try. more » Beaker: I can't decide which bit of this video is better. Her beautiful boobs swinging to-and-fro, her screams of ecstasy muffled by the pillows, or the fact ... more » jp182: im kinda partial to keezmovies more » jp182: oh Katsuni, you are like a fine wine more » jp182: whoever it is, i know I've seen this clip multiple times before more » jeffimixone: I've always wanted to get fucked by a shemale and this weirdly turns me on more » GaryMyMan: Tube8 is better than all of these. I find the delay time on xtube to be annoying. more » offred: However, if there were ladies like these at our local laundromat, we'd be getting our jeans messy more often Sounds like a High School Confidential... more » -
#sexymusicvideowatch
"6 In The Morning" Is Always The Right Time For Babes Rolling Around In Their Underwear
Let's face it: as much fun as teasing can be, being told over and over again that you can look but not touch gets pretty frustrating after a while (unless you happen to be into that sort of thing.) But there's a lot to be said for the brand of tease served up by UK techno-pop group Client in their clip for "6 In The Morning", which features just the right amount of fetish-flavored babes rolling around in lacy lingerie and stroking each other to turn an ordinary music video into a softcore drool generator. We're ready for the hardcore extended dance remix version whenever they are. More » -
#ladmags
This Week In Lad Mag Bashing: Is Lucy Pinder Destroying Our Society?
A prominent member of Britain's Conservative Party gave a speech earlier today lambasting lad mags for their evil assault on the culture, essentially blaming them for creating a nation of irresponsible deadbeat dads who objectify women and never call their mum. Pretty harsh stuff—but does that make us bad people for posting their photos all the time? We suppose if you buy into the notion that any magazine can make nice boys do bad things (or that the only good family is a two-parent family) then yeah, we're destroying the world. Where have we heard that one before? More » -
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#polls
Top Ten TV Sitcom Porn Spoofs We'd Like To See
According to its own press releases, X-Play's recent "Brady Bunch" porn parody "Not The Bradys XXX" is pretty much the most successful porn idea of all time. It's already spawned its own sequel—"Not Bewitched XXX" which comes out in September—and there's even been talk of knockoffs of "The Munsters" and (heaven, forbid) "Mr. Rogers Neighborhood." Also, even though "Bewitched" has yet to hit shelves, the word has just come down that X-Play now has two more spinoffs in the works—XXX versions of "The Love Boat" and "Three's Company." Both rather inspired choices, if you ask us, since to our impressionable young eyes those shows practically were porn anyway. More » -
#hype
"Sex And The City": The Fleshbot Post
Well, we did it! Despite months of hype, Google News alerts, blocked-off Manhattan streets, annoying trend pieces in the newspaper and approximately 6,000 posts on our various sibling websites, we managed to get though the entire build up to the Greatest Chick Flick Of Our Generation without writing one single post about it. Until now. More »


