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    Ravenrose: My favorite way to put an eye out! #asian more »
    Mr.Gawn: i kinda want to get my GF one.. but she doesnt even use the rabbit i gave her #maritalaidtestkitchen more »
    Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more »
    witeowl: Nice review. I may have to pick one up. One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be ... more »
    tmronin: hard not to love skin in the bathroom: #latex more »
    Conrad: [gizmodo.com] #victoriassecret more »
    thePrototype: that was pretty hot!! #amateur more »
    Conrad: The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was sa... more »
    sam991: Speaking of latex, it's precisely 5 months since Bianca Beauchamp was Gratuitous Nude. Methinks the hour has come around again. more »
    Beaker: Caution! Perky Nipples! #asian more »
  • #contest

    So, You Want To Enter The "House Of Ass 11" (Contest)

    Fact: writers get all the babes. Now you (yes, you!) can experience the magical exchange of poetry for pussy with the Fleshbot Limerick Contest! More »
  • #sexblogs

    Sex Blog Roundup: How Fucking Romantic

    You know that funny feeling you get in the pit of your stomach (to say nothing of your clit or cock) when you think about someone you've just had sex with ... or want to have sex with? It's one of our favorite feelings: that tiny pulse that reminds you that you are not in complete control of yourself; that someone else, no matter how far away they may be, can still have such a profound effect on your body. Today's selection of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene takes a look at that special kind of longing. From the anticipation of those they've yet to fuck, to odes of devotion for lovers past and presen, these bloggers have the romantic tummy flip down to a sweet science. More »
  • #milf

    The Ignominious Return Of Porn Review Haikus: International MILF Edition

    "Slutty fuck toys give in to their dripping wet desires and take a deep dicking that is nothing short of spectacular. Cock crazed cuties get a pussy pounding that leaves their steamy slits red and raw," reads the Grammy-winning liner notes of "Mommy, Granny & Me"—which tells us nothing about the three generations of compounded shame within. Hence this haiku: More »
  • #babes

    You may fancy yourself a true fan of Kayden Kross, but were you aware that inside that lush young body lies the soul of poet? Oh Kayden, you can read to us any day of the week. (newsreview.com)
  • #literature

    "Shall I Rim You?": Erotic Poetry Too Hot For Newspapers!

    Dirty poems have a long and storied history dating all the way back to that guy from Nantucket, but there's one problem with this particular genre of literature: Most of it isn't very good. It's not easy to write about sex and actually make it sexy, even though every great writer from Shakespeare to Avril Lavigne has tried. Nevertheless, a new book called "The Best American Erotic Poems: From 1800 to the Present" takes a look at this lost art form and while we haven't actually read it ourselves yet, this writeup in the New York Times Book Review already has us hot and bothered. In addition to surveying the book contents, including John Updikes's "Fellatio" ("perhaps the worst poem ever written on any subject"), it helpfully advises that when it comes to lyrical interpretation of sexual congress, nastier is definitely better. By example, he awards the crown to W.H. Auden's "The Platonic Blow," which reads a little like filthy eight grade fantasy but certainly wins points for its pornographic DVD cover-worthy cadences. Check out both poems below. More »
  • #freelove

    Sneak Peek: Joe Gallant's "Candy 69"

    Pornographer/Beat Poet Joe Gallant sent along a rough cut of his Penthouse Digital movie "Candy 69" for our edification. Taking on free love and free verse in a Summer of '69 that bears little resemblance to Bryan Adams' version, "Candy" makes anachronism look good. More »
  • #belleslettres

    Pervtastic porn purveyor Davo turns to Craiglist escort ads for inspiration for his Little Book Of Prostitute Poetry, and the result is gems like "You pierced your clit/It got infected/That was not/What you expected"; amazingly, his efforts met with little response from the muses in question. So does that mean writing about sex isn't a surefire way of getting laid after all? Why have we been wasting our time all these years? (downloadingpornwithdavo.com)
  • #culture

    Babes And Poetry: Words To Get Naked By

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