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more about #straight more comments → Conrad: The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was sa... more » sam991: Speaking of latex, it's precisely 5 months since Bianca Beauchamp was Gratuitous Nude. Methinks the hour has come around again. more » Beaker: Caution! Perky Nipples! #asian more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Crash Octagon, Vol. 1, anyone? #rileysteele more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: So, is their amateurs page listed as "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"? #babes more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Radeo Radeo. #babelogs more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Ariel Rebel: always on the go When she's on the prowl It's "go, cat, go!" #arielrebel more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Seven more minutes to hide away Far from everywhere Seven more minutes to hide away My head is in the sun #courtneytrouble more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Jane on the spot. #lesbian more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: She's blown up my Parliament. #sophiereade more » -
#teaganpresley
Have you always wanted a little piece of Teagan Presley to call your own? Well, now you're in luck! Thanks to the magic of eBay, you can purchase her recently removed breast implants! Put them in your porn star museum—they'll look great right next to Baby Sinead's pubic hair. (nakedcity.com) -
#boobs
Sheyla Hershey holds the Guinness Book of Brazilian World Records (whatever that means) for the largest chest (in the Brazilian World?) But that's not enough! She wants to up the size of her FFF cup implants, but can't find a doctor or legal code willing to pump that much silicone into her body. Not even in Texas! We thought they did everything bigger down there! (myfoxhouston.com) -
#pornstars
And while we're mentioning porn star milestones today, let's all give a nice warm welcome (not to mention a lingering glance) at Nikki Benz' new boobs, which we told you about a few weeks ago and are just now making their interweb debut in this pictorial for RealWifeStories.com with the always delightful Devon. Yeah, we know that not everyone's a fan of the whole hyperinflated boob thing, but look at it this way: now there's more of her to love! (porn-star.com) -
#yourmoney
Itemize Those Deductions, Maggot!
If you're like us, you'll be spending the weekend relaxing with your accountant as you finish your taxes at the last minute. If only we could employ the services of Seattle's "Tax Domme" Mistress Lori, who specializes in the unique tax situations faced by sex workers. Breast implants? Tax deductible! Hand lotions? Let's hope so! (thenaughtyamerican.com; see also TaxDomme.com) -
#plasticsurgery
A LA club is holding regular limbo and apple bobbing contests with a grand prize jackpot of free breast implants for the winners. Ok, so the people quoted in this story make us feel like they're setting the human race back about 60 years, but hey ... it's a video of hot chicks doing limbo! (latimes.com) -
#livingdolls
Meet Brazilian Carnival-slash-Plastic Surgery Queen Angela Bismarchi, who's just as famous for "accidentally" appearing naked in public as she is for having over 40 surgery procedures to enhance her looks over the years.(Which is probably why she keeps on appearing naked in public so often: if you spent that much money on yourself, you'd probably want to show it off as much as possible too. (NY Times; more @ angelabismarchi.com.br) -
#tistheseason
Mary Carey Shocker: Knocker Auction
Because her town's sanitation department does not allow heavy item pickup, Mary Carey is ebaying the 36D implants recently tweezed from her chestal cavity and donating 90 percent of the proceeds to breast cancer research. More » -
#boobs
Are Victoria Beckham's gravity defying boobs defying a little less gravity than they used to? Maybe her husband needed to borrow them for soccer practice. (dailymail.co.uk) -
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#thisweekinvaginas
Porn unfairly gets the blame for a lot of things, but there's one trend for which it might have to plead guilty: the discomfiting rise of genital cosmetic surgery. We've said a million times that we love all you ladies (and your ladyparts) just the way you are, so if your crotch ends up looking like this don't say we didn't warn you. (thestar.com) -
#mondoboobo
A plastic surgeon will present his formula for the perfect boob job at an international conference on breast enlargement. (Victoria Beckham = No.) There's an international conference on breast enlargements? We've spent just as many hours poring over photos of topless models as this guy, so where's our invite? (news.com.au) -
#flotationdevices
Officials from the Royal Australian Navy are being called in to answer questions about their policy of taxpayer-funded breast enlargements for female sailors. We have some questions of our own and most of them can be answered with a few choice photographs. (telegraph.co.uk) -
#vaginapower
Ladies, we mean it when we say vaginal reconstruction surgery is not necessary and not worth it. Trust us, no one cares what it looks like ... as long as they get to see it often. (Consumerist) -
#oldnews
CNN apparently discovers boob job benefactor site MyFreeImplants.com ... and only about a year after the rest of the world already knew about it. Where do we pick up our "citizen journalist" badge? (10zenmonkeys.com) -
#mondoboobo
Jesse Jane Upgrades Her Arsenal
Plastic surgery fans who fired up their DVRs this week to watch "Dr. 90210" on the E! channel may have been surprised to see the one and only Jesse Jane going under the knife of Beverly Hills' superstar breast doctor. Not that they'd ever fooled themselves into thinking she was 100% natural, but who would have guessed that there was anything wrong with the bongo set she'd already been given. It turns out that despite two previous enhancements—and the healthy career they supported—a little tuneup was needed to bring Jesse v.3.0 online. You can see the modestly-covered results above, but all will be revealed as soon as her next flick, "Naked Aces 2," hits the market. We'll be first in line, of course, just to make sure the surgeon did his job properly. More » -
#plasticsurgery
Women who get breast implants are three times more likely to commit suicide (or is it vice versa?). It's times like these that you need the most support. (azcentral.com) -
#mondoboobo
The World's Largest Breasts (That We Know Of)
Obviously, you can't turn a corner on the internet without running into a pair of gigantic breasts, but we're not talking about your standard big boob queens, like Lisa Sparxxx or Gianna Michaels here. We're talking BIG. Like Guinness Book of World Records big. Some are real, some (ok, most) are fake, but they're all huge and this handy scorecard will point you to the biggest bongos out there. Of course, all the ladies featured here have participated in porn at some level, because why else would you spring for 152MMM-size melons if you aren't going to use them for good—i.e., to smother people with. So take a deep breath and dive in. More » -
#truthinadvertising
Because we know you've been dying for a definitive answer, Jessica Simpson swears her boobs are real. And if a quote from a closely-managed P.R. campaign doesn't convince you we don't know what will. (usatoday.com, via egotastic.com)
