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more about #straight more comments → Brad: I find it interesting PETA used bird feathers for angel wings. more » whitekidinflatbush: Wait, so David Silver can't even get laid in the porn version of 90210? Also, Chris Johnson is a beautiful beautiful man. more » bmonkey: Wow. Yeah, I'd share the bathroom with her too... more » FloydAristaeus: There seems to be a very fundamental flaw in this marketing. If I stop eating tasty animals, then PETA will stop getting hot celebs to pose naked. So ... more » Prom000: Is it worth to riun my whole live for these and fly all the way from europe, sell all my stuff, max out my creditcard and steal from friends and relat... more » BeefSupreme: Looks very Purchase College, and I like that. Creepy old man hand though. more » Princess Commands, Darling: Oh God, was there ever a show better made for a porn parody? And this film actually seems well cast, especially Jenny Hendrix as Donna. more » AtwaterAlucard: Enough of dialogue in porn.... just shoot the sex, dammit. more » Crystal_Mountain: A request to all amateur pornographers: Please, please, please turn down the music. more » sam991: Independant suspension. On a similar note there is a Citroen, i believe, the seats of which vibrate of you drift out of your lane. Much fun was had wi... more » sam991: "Church loses power, while sex gains power—evolution." "I think brains are the current sexy." Her reputation precedes her but nonetheless, Adella ... more » Kounji: Good Choice more » bmonkey: Myla, can I have my breath back? more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Her next role: Loose Ball Foul. more » crackblind: Now that's fucked up! more » -
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"Pirates II" Premiere: An Arrr-Rated Affair Of The Ass
"Get on that carpet!" growled Max Hardcore to his jittery arm candy as a strolling Mexican family observed. "They need to see you!" The event was the "Pirates II" premiere at downtown L.A.'s jewel box Orpheum Theatre this weekend, and the adult industry was on notice that if they didn't attend they would be kicked out and banished to perform random blowjobs in Vancouver. Vancouver, Washington, no less. That is why Fleshbot West attended, and brought you the following report. More »


