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#pornstars
Pirate Vs. Nurse Vs. Cheerleader: Jesse Jane Reveals Her Loyalties
Forget pirate vs. robot or zombie vs. monkey or whatever battle the kids are into these days. The real action is pirates vs. nurses vs. cheerleaders—and we had Jesse Jane reveal where her loyalties lie. More » -
#brightcollegeyears
Pirates 2: Coming Soon To A College Near You
"Pirates 2" isn't just the most important porn ever made; it's also about to become required viewing for college students across the country. Okay, we're exaggerating a little—but it was just screened at UCLA, with Sasha Grey, Evan Stone, director Joone, and Digital Playground's Samantha Lewis on hand for a panel discussion. Oh, to be in college again! (xbiz.com) -
#hype
More "Pirates" Press Means More Naked Stoya
You may have thought that the arrival of cold weather might put a damper on the "Pirates II" press (pirates hate the cold weather, right?)—but that would have been foolish of you. Remember, the "Pirates" team is on a world tour... and in many places in the world, it's still very, very warm. Regardless, we can't complain too much about the neverending hype that is the "Pirates" franchise: after all, more "Pirates" marketing means more pictures of Jesse Jane and Stoya, naked and touching each other—like on the latest cover of Cheri. See? Everybody wins! -
#lingerie
Sexy Pirates: Suddenly They're Everywhere
It seems someone over at Agent Provocateur is a big fan of Digital Playground. In a follow up to their Season of the Witch campaign, they now give us Pirate Provocateur. Just about the only thing that could make this better is if everyone was getting naked and making out with each other—you know, like in that other pirates thing we just saw. Oh, and it wouldn't hurt if they threw in more special effects. And, um, Sasha Grey and (newly minted Supreme Commandress!) Stoya, too. (View the collection after the jump.) More » -
#video
Teagan Presley Brings New Life (And Boobs) To Video Reviews
There are a lot of sites out there that review porn movies. There are fewer sites that offer video reviews of porn movies. And there are even fewer sites that showcase videos of Teagan Presley reviewing a porno movie while getting naked and masturbating. In fact, we're pretty sure that AdultBluReview is the only site we know of that fits into that last category. After the jump, get a sneak peak of Teagan's review of (of course) "Pirates 2." It may not be quite the same as actually watching "Pirates 2"—but we think it's pretty close. More » -
#hype
"Pirates II" Cast Sails The Seven Seas
Did you think the "Pirates II" hype was going to die down just because the movie premiered? Well, that was silly of you. The cast of the film has set off on their global tour, sailing into such porn friendly ports as Amsterdam, Berlin, Cannes, and Melbourne. By the time they get back, they should all be revved up and ready to start hyping "Pirates III." (xbiz.com) -
#hardcore
Happy Fuck Like A Pirate Day: "Surrender The Booty 3"
In honor of this most geekiest of interweb holidays, we thought we'd celebrate Talk Like A Pirate Day in our own special way by featuring the just-released third installment of Metro's soon-to-be-venerable "Surrender The Booty" series. So what if it's less a knowing nod towards a peculiar buccaneer-obsessed online subculture than director Anton Slayer's semi-blatantripoffhomage to the porn juggernaut that is Digital Playground's "Pirates" phenomenon? We still get to see Fleshbot Crush Object™ Gina Lynn getting boinked while wearing a tricorn hat and striped leggings—and if that's not worth an extra-hearty "Yarrrr!", we don't know what is. (And let's not forget that "Pirates" is itself a pornic riff on a wildly successful Disney franchise, so we shouldn't knock Slayer too much for catering to what seems to be a univeral demand for watching people in eyepatches run around with parrots perched on their shoulders.) More » -
#pirates
Flesh Flicks: Unburied Treasure
Speaking of "Pirates" and its long-belated sequel, maybe now would be a good time to revisit that earlier piece of cinematic porn history? No, not the Jesse Jane/Carmen Luvana smut vehicle from 2005, but this lesser-known French version from ... who knows when? There's no way to tell if this predates "Pirates" or even "Pirates of the Carribbean"—the trilogy or the theme park ride—but it's obvious that no matter what country or era your filth comes from, everybody loves a good swashbuckling. More » -
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#hype
"Pirates II" and Bella, Too
"Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge" is in production, and it will feature a crossover from Belladonna, which in porn terms is like Captain Kirk visiting "The Love Boat" and nailing Julie. In terms of sales, "Pirates" is the "Hotel California" of porn movies. Since we first saw a hasty trailer for the sequel in January 2007 and it hasn't actually started shooting until this month, we'll try to protect our readers' tender expectations as much as we can. But apparently Belladonna and Jesse Jane have a pas de deux and, according to Belladonna, "I have only two days left to learn to swordfight." More » -
#pirates
Now we finally have a reason to dust off that peg leg: some scallywag has declared November 23rd Fuck Like a Pirate Day. We only ask that ye share the booty—mark your calendars (and your wenches)! (fucklikeapirateday.com)
