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Pirates 2: Coming Soon To A College Near You

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:30:10 EST

"Pirates 2" isn't just the most important porn ever made; it's also about to become required viewing for college students across the country. Okay, we're exaggerating a little—but it was just screened at UCLA, with Sasha Grey, Evan Stone, director Joone, and Digital Playground's Samantha Lewis on hand for a panel discussion. Oh, to be in college again! (xbiz.com)

More "Pirates" Press Means More Naked Stoya

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 12:30:00 EST

You may have thought that the arrival of cold weather might put a damper on the "Pirates II" press (pirates hate the cold weather, right?)—but that would have been foolish of you. Remember, the "Pirates" team is on a world tour... and in many places in the world, it's still very, very warm. Regardless, we can't complain too much about the neverending hype that is the "Pirates" franchise: after all, more "Pirates" marketing means more pictures of Jesse Jane and Stoya, naked and touching each other—like on the latest cover of Cheri. See? Everybody wins!

Gianna Lynn Does Adult Blu Review (And "Pirates 2," Too!)

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 15:30:00 EST

Finding out that Teagan Presley likes to get naked and review porno movies was pretty sweet. Finding out that her friend Gianna Lynn also enjoys that pastime? We're still trying to think of words to describe the emotion. Gianna recently made her debut on AdultBluReview with a video review of, um, "Pirates 2" (we're not sure why Teagan's review wasn't enough—but maybe reviewing "Pirates 2" is a form of initiation?). Both Gianna and Teagan have their strengths as reviewers, you'll have to decide for yourself which review is more to your liking. Check out a clip of Gianna's take above.

· AdultBluReview (adultblureview.com)

Teagan Presley Brings New Life (And Boobs) To Video Reviews

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 10:30:00 EDT

There are a lot of sites out there that review porn movies. There are fewer sites that offer video reviews of porn movies. And there are even fewer sites that showcase videos of Teagan Presley reviewing a porno movie while getting naked and masturbating. In fact, we're pretty sure that AdultBluReview is the only site we know of that fits into that last category. After the jump, get a sneak peak of Teagan's review of (of course) "Pirates 2." It may not be quite the same as actually watching "Pirates 2"—but we think it's pretty close.

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· AdultBluReview.com (adultblureview.com)

"Pirates 2": The Stoya Commentary Edition

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 10:30:14 EDT

Sure, you already know what we think about the life changing porn epic that is "Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge." But who cares what we think? You want to know what Stoya thinks about the movie. Luckily, PopPorn was able to track her down and get the inside scoop on the most important porn movie ever, along with some insight on what it's like to fuck Evan Stone and—most important of all—what Katsuni's ass tastes like. Video after the jump.

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· Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge (popporn.com)

"Pirates II" Premiere: An Arrr-Rated Affair Of The Ass

Gram Ponante — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 17:45:11 EDT

"Get on that carpet!" growled Max Hardcore to his jittery arm candy as a strolling Mexican family observed. "They need to see you!" The event was the "Pirates II" premiere at downtown L.A.'s jewel box Orpheum Theatre this weekend, and the adult industry was on notice that if they didn't attend they would be kicked out and banished to perform random blowjobs in Vancouver. Vancouver, Washington, no less. That is why Fleshbot West attended, and brought you the following report.

The biggest American adult industry event prior to January's AVN Expo, the "Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge" premiere attracted most of the movie's stars including Jesse Jane, Katsuni, Stoya, the sylphlike Riley Steele, Evan Stone, Tommy Gunn, Steven St. Croix, and David Aaron Clark, seen here with Jandi Lin, whose process in his pivotal whore-negotiating scene involved eating two turkey legs.

"I was there for two days of shooting," he said.

The premiere marks the midpoint of "Pirates"-related marketing and publicity, coming more than three years after the debut of its predecessor's first press release and three years before the collected weight of all its publicity efforts will sink the Pacific Rim (which, considering the analingus involved in this movie, would have made a good subtitle).

The only porn stars to arrive dressed like pirates were the swashbuckling Nicki Hunter and Tommy Gunn, the Stagnetti of the title, who wore his evil glass eye.

"I wasn't in the movie much," he said. "But I'm hoping for a Supporting Actor nomination," Gunn said.

"But you were the title character," we observed. Hollywood is so unfair.

Former Digital Playground contract performer Teagan prowled the red carpet for XBiz which, like rival AVN, now features video interviews. If only Sophia Santi and Janine had been there, it would have been a "Pirates" reunion.

Other porn luminaries in attendance were publicity magnet Kayden Kross, Aiden Starr, Bobbi Starr (no relation), Ringo Starr (not actually there), Satine Phoenix, Jenna Haze, and Sasha Grey, who came dressed as Sasha Grey.

As usual, Ange Venus, who plays the inscrutable Katsuni's henchwoman in the movie, attracted most of the attention on the red carpet, wearing almost nothing but her hair. Katsuni by comparison dressed very elegantly. It was as if Venus was going to the MTV Awards and Katsuni to the Golden Globes.

This reporter spent so much time outside that he did not get in on the free bar in the lobby, but by then the movie was starting. The crowd cheered as the first popshot broke over Shay Jordan's prow. We'll give you a review of the movie, that may or may not include the blurb Belladonna is salad tosseriffic!, soon.

- Photos by DCypher

• "Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge" (official site @ piratesthemovie.com)
• Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)
• Order: "Pirates II: Stagnett's Revenge" (Adult DVD Empire)

"Pirates II" and Bella, Too

Gram Ponante — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 12:15:54 EST

"Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge" is in production, and it will feature a crossover from Belladonna, which in porn terms is like Captain Kirk visiting "The Love Boat" and nailing Julie. In terms of sales, "Pirates" is the "Hotel California" of porn movies. Since we first saw a hasty trailer for the sequel in January 2007 and it hasn't actually started shooting until this month, we'll try to protect our readers' tender expectations as much as we can. But apparently Belladonna and Jesse Jane have a pas de deux and, according to Belladonna, "I have only two days left to learn to swordfight."

· Belladonna (enterbelladonna.com)
· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)