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#calendars
My Zombie Pinup: These Girls Aren't Decaying, They're Improving
If the success of "Zombieland" is any indication, zombies are starting to displace vampires as the supernatural monster of choice. 2010 could just be the year of the zombie—so kick it off your very own zombie pinup calendar. More »
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#pinups
Mel Ramos Doubles Our Pleasure With His Candy Girls
We have a sneaking suspicion that this isn't the first time we've seen Mel Ramos's candy girl pinups, but we're still thrilled to have discovered an online archive of his work. More »
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#fleshbotrequests
Glorious And Glam: The Pinup Girls Of Today
Though there are many parts of the twentieth century that we'd happily say good-bye too, pinup girls aren't one of them. Some may see the bestockinged beauties as a thing of the past—not us, however.
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#inmemoriam
So Long And Thank You, Bettie Page
Bettie Page, whose beaming blend of wholesome naughtiness for 1950s hobbyist photographers scandalized the Bible Belt but made way for sex-positive media like this site, died Thursday in Los Angeles. She was 85. -
#gallery
"Pinup Perversions": Roxy Jezel Is Lactose Tolerant
Looking like a postwar bride from a country I wish existed, Roxy Jezel has an assimilated tryst with Marco Banderas in the stylish "Pinup Perversions." Is he her husband? We don't know. Is she committing adultery on the kitchen floor of her suburban home of the future? We don't care. When a bouffed-up Aiden Starr comes by later and squirts her with a seltzer bottle, we can only wonder what Doris Kearns Goodwin would have made of this vision of American progress. More » -
#euro2008
Euro 2008: Revenge Of The Soccer Babes
Remember all that fun we had two years ago when the World Cup was being contested and the internet turned into one giant soccer porn website? Those were exciting times, weren't they? But what are we supposed to do for the next two years until the 2010 Cup in South Africa? Well, over on The Continent they're currently biding their time with the European Championships, which is pretty much the second-biggest international soccer tournament and another excuse forhooligansnational rivals to go at each others' throats—not to mention to break out the soccer babes again. We don't know if some of these are just leftovers from '06 or if they're all brand new manifestations of team spirit, but as long as it fires up the fans it works for us too. More » -
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#babes
Waxing (Or Not Waxing) Nostalgic With Playboy
We all know that porn's pubic hairstyles have changed over the years — who can forget such classic coifs as the racing stripe and the bacon strip? But unless you have a particular fetish for women in all their unshorn glory, it's sometimes easy to forget what pinups used to look like before depilation became the univeral law of the land. In a special feature, Playboy takes us on a trip down memory lane back to the days when you could tell if a gal was a real blonde. (Because let's face it: looking at her eyebrows doesn't always work.) More » -
#nudes
Sexy Pinups By Priapus Will Get A Rise Out Of You
If your penis could take photos, what would they look like? Probably pretty blurry and oddly framed—the little guy would probably have great difficulty handling the camera [Ed. note: Maybe he could use a tripod?]—but somehow the images shots by photographer Priapus (no relation to the horsecocked fertitily god) don't seem to have that problem. These high quality, slightly fetishy photos are gorgeous and sexy enough that any cock (or clitoris) is guaranteed to enjoy. More »
