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#calendars
My Zombie Pinup: These Girls Aren't Decaying, They're Improving
If the success of "Zombieland" is any indication, zombies are starting to displace vampires as the supernatural monster of choice. 2010 could just be the year of the zombie—so kick it off your very own zombie pinup calendar. More »
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#pinups
Mel Ramos Doubles Our Pleasure With His Candy Girls
We have a sneaking suspicion that this isn't the first time we've seen Mel Ramos's candy girl pinups, but we're still thrilled to have discovered an online archive of his work. More »
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#fleshbotrequests
Glorious And Glam: The Pinup Girls Of Today
Though there are many parts of the twentieth century that we'd happily say good-bye too, pinup girls aren't one of them. Some may see the bestockinged beauties as a thing of the past—not us, however.
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#inmemoriam
So Long And Thank You, Bettie Page
Bettie Page, whose beaming blend of wholesome naughtiness for 1950s hobbyist photographers scandalized the Bible Belt but made way for sex-positive media like this site, died Thursday in Los Angeles. She was 85. -
#gallery
"Pinup Perversions": Roxy Jezel Is Lactose Tolerant
Looking like a postwar bride from a country I wish existed, Roxy Jezel has an assimilated tryst with Marco Banderas in the stylish "Pinup Perversions." Is he her husband? We don't know. Is she committing adultery on the kitchen floor of her suburban home of the future? We don't care. When a bouffed-up Aiden Starr comes by later and squirts her with a seltzer bottle, we can only wonder what Doris Kearns Goodwin would have made of this vision of American progress. More » -
#euro2008
Euro 2008: Revenge Of The Soccer Babes
Remember all that fun we had two years ago when the World Cup was being contested and the internet turned into one giant soccer porn website? Those were exciting times, weren't they? But what are we supposed to do for the next two years until the 2010 Cup in South Africa? Well, over on The Continent they're currently biding their time with the European Championships, which is pretty much the second-biggest international soccer tournament and another excuse forhooligansnational rivals to go at each others' throats—not to mention to break out the soccer babes again. We don't know if some of these are just leftovers from '06 or if they're all brand new manifestations of team spirit, but as long as it fires up the fans it works for us too. More » -
#politics
Milly D'Abbraccio For
Following in the footsteps of such illustrious political trailblazers as La Cicciolina and Mary Carey, Italian porn star Milly D'Abbraccio is looking to make a transition from pinup calendars to politics by entering the race for a seat in Rome's City Hall. Despite the fact that we're unfamiliar with her oeuvre, that's already enough to make us love Ms. D'Abbraccio. But if you're not as easily impressed as we are, here are few more reasons to vote D'Abbraccio this ... uh, whenever Italians vote: More »PresidentWhatever It Is She's Running For! -
#art
Tasty Pinups By Thomas Junior
We'll never cease to be amazed by the things certain masters of the fine art of pinups can create: who knew that with just a few pastels and some colored pencils and charcoal (not to mention about thirty hours of time), you could have your very own giddy big-boobed naked pinup girl squirting ketchup all over herself? We guess you'd need a fair dose of German artist Thomas Junior's talent to create something like that too, though we'd still probably just end up with a brightly colored stick figure. Even with twice the amount of time.
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#babes
Waxing (Or Not Waxing) Nostalgic With Playboy
We all know that porn's pubic hairstyles have changed over the years — who can forget such classic coifs as the racing stripe and the bacon strip? But unless you have a particular fetish for women in all their unshorn glory, it's sometimes easy to forget what pinups used to look like before depilation became the univeral law of the land. In a special feature, Playboy takes us on a trip down memory lane back to the days when you could tell if a gal was a real blonde. (Because let's face it: looking at her eyebrows doesn't always work.) More » -
#finance
Russian Bank Pinup Babes Invite You To Make A Deposit
While perestroika inaugurated a system of economic reforms that resulted in the collapse of the Soviet Union, let's not forget that it also ultimately allowed hot Russian bank tellers to become pin-up calendar girls ... all in the name of improved international relations! Retail and commercial banking group Expobank has published a customer giveaway calendar featuring twelve of the bank's sexiest employees, scantily clad in provocative poses with tongue-in-cheek bank slogans, as a promotion for VIP clients. "I keep getting compliments about the calendar from my VIP clients, especially from the men — but the women say nice things too," Miss March Anna Pogodina was quoted as saying in the Daily Mail this weekend. "I didn't expect, when I was having my picture taken, that I would see my name and full job title on the calendar. I was really surprised — and rather pleased." It does make you wonder, though, why these women are working in a bank. Imagine if Gisele Bündchen was processing the paperwork for your car loan? - JC More » -
#blastsfromthepast
Paris Hollywood's Vintage Pinups
We can't say enough good things about the joys of vintage porn — when you spend more than eight hours a day looking at double penetration scenes and freshly rimmed gapes, it can be refreshing to enter a world where an innocent spread crotch shot is considered "Worse than Naked" (at least according to Google Translator; our French skills are limited at best). Paris Hollywood serves up a small but choice selection of naughty shots from the golden age of pinup photography, with plenty of stockings, suspenders, and ... yes, full bush. They sure don't make 'em like they used to. (Or maybe they do; they just shave 'em now too closely instead.) More » -
#photo
A gal who celebrates her double masectomy with a topless pinup shoot? "Cancer Uncensored" magazine Waiting Room spotlights the gorgeously reconstructed hottie Jessica, whose sexy shots are a celebration we can all get behind. (Or in front of, since the view is better from there.) (waitingroommagazine.com; photo by Dave Naz -
#babes
Well hello, Sandra Martinez—those are some pretty dangerous curves you've got there. In fact, we hope there were traffic signs alerting drivers to your presence in that neighborhood where you were posing naked with all those fancy cars—otherwise, how were they supposed to keep their eyes on the road? (dailypoa.com) -
#video
Dragstrip Groupies Rev Up Our Engines
Do you ever find yourself longing for a simpler time — a time when breasts were real, pubic hair was full, and bras were pointy? Well, hop in your hotrod and head over to Dragstrip Groupies, a fantastic free site full of sexy video clips from the fifties, sixties, and seventies. We're not really sure where the dragstrip fits in to all of this — we did mention all that full pubic hair, right? — but honestly, we were too distracted by the boobs to care. More » -
#babes
The glossy, sophisticated elegance of the 2008 Stahlgruber calendar makes us look forward to a whole lot of caviar wishes and champagne dreams in the year ahead ... not to mention vintage automobiles, classic firearms, and more lovely naked boobs than we can shake all that caviar and champagne at. (noticiasdot.com) -
#nudes
Sexy Pinups By Priapus Will Get A Rise Out Of You
If your penis could take photos, what would they look like? Probably pretty blurry and oddly framed—the little guy would probably have great difficulty handling the camera [Ed. note: Maybe he could use a tripod?]—but somehow the images shots by photographer Priapus (no relation to the horsecocked fertitily god) don't seem to have that problem. These high quality, slightly fetishy photos are gorgeous and sexy enough that any cock (or clitoris) is guaranteed to enjoy. More » -
#calendars
Need some political satire with your super hot pinups? Check out The Lovely Mistresses of George W. Bush 2008 calendar. Featuring some of our nation's most patriotic burlesque beauties, this calendar commemorates our President's final year in office with a peek at some of his most intimate associates—press correspondent Miss Representation, beauty queen Hal E. Burton, and Katrina re-constructionist Miss Appropriation, to name a few. Only a lame duck could pass this up. (thingstolookat.com) -
#retrohotness
PinupPost: Everyone's A Star!
The action may have been more distinctly PG-13 than XXX, but apparently that didn't stop an overzealous host from shutting down PinupRate, a site we posted about a while back which captivated us with its assortment of delectably homegrown modern pinup and retro sex kitten-style photos. Fortunately, the site is back in a new incarnation that still lets budding Bettie Pages submit their own sassy pinup pics for adulation ... and the rest of us to vote and comment on our faves. After all, you can't keep a good woman down, especially when she's wearing a tight corset and frilly garter belt ensemble. Or even just a few handfuls of strategically-placed bubbles, for that matter. More » -
#mondoboobo
Fake boobs: disappointing imposters for true breast aficionados everywhere or "beautifully enhanced" specimens of feminine pulchritude? The boys at Bullz-Eye present a comprehensive guide to all their silicone-fortified models to help you make up your own mind on the subject. (For the record, we appreciate all boobs no matter what their provenance, though it's true that one can have too much of a good thing.) -
#babewatch
In Search Of Linda O'Neil
It's time once again for the segment where we develop an insta-crush on an previously unknown or overlooked babe, spend half a day scouring the internet for everything we can find that's related to her and ends with us frustrated and alone (kind of like most other days.) Today's quarry is Linda O'Neil, whose personal website dubs her the "World's Sexiest Brunette, a rather bold claim for an HTML page that appears to be defunct. Yes, it seems we're rather late to this party as Linda has actually been modeling and acting for over a decade—appearing in Playboy, on hot rod calendars, and in several national TV commercials—but seems to have stopped rather abruptly within the last year. Is she retired? On sabbatical? Deep undercover in the sinister world of the bikini mafia? Maybe we can lure back to fold by politely asking for new photos, but if she is truly out of the game, we're lucky that the internet preserves anything and everything in its original pristine state. As long as old web servers keep their pages alive, she'll never truly be gone. More » -
#altwatch
Meet The Lazerbunnies!
It's getting harder for us with our advancing senility to keep every alt babe pinup site and community distinct in our head these days, what with all those Burning Dollz and Razor Babez and Genocide Girlz floating around us like so many pierced and tattooed helium-filled balloons everywhere we look. So how does a brand spanking new site like LazerBunny manage to get our attention? Simple—by calling themselves "an elite fake rock n roll band of real hot naked models appearing in a still movie faking real life (IRL) with real people", mixing it all up with fine art and MP3s, and featuring some of the cutest alt girls (like featured model-slash-porn starlet Pinky Lee) to come out of Philadelphia in a while, or anywhere else for that matter. Dada and Situationist-inspired smut never looked so good. More » -
#pawsforacause
Pinups For Pups
While we here at Fleshbot firmly believe that looking at pictures of hot girls in swimsuits and corsets is its own reward, we especially appreciate any opportunity to ogle a sexy set of gams when there's a good cause attached. So we're happy to lend our support to the Pinups For Pups project, "an independent association of animal rescuers, pinup models, and photographers" who are devoting themselves to advocating responsible pet ownership and animal rescue through a medium even non-animal fanciers can get behind: gorgeous photos of sexy pinup models in swimsuits and corsets. Just try not to start humping anyone's leg once you get an eyeful of their new 2008 calendar, OK? (Unless you're one of those adorable Labradoodle puppies, of course, in which case you can pretty much get away with humping anything.) More » -
#interview
Eros Zine interviews photographer Mallorie Nasrallah, who talks about living in Virginia, her problems with certain "modern pinup" alternachick websites, and why it's important to get someone to help you if you're shooting a model covered in razor blades ("I didn't want to be in the papers as a photographer stabbing a model if I dropped one or something"). And you thought taking pictures of hot topless girls with guns was easy? (eros-zine.com; more on Mallorie's photography here) -
#babes
Yes, we know it's way too late to be posting items about 2007 calendars—but where Aida Yespica is concerned, we don't mind rehashing the six months of the year that have already slipped by. (areaticino.com)
