And, Scarlett, if you ever did pose for something like this...well, that might just be enough to get us to switch our loyalties over to the West Coast.

· The NY/LA Debate Rages On (yuhmm.com)

When we first got the tip, we assumed that the "augmentation" in question was going to be related to breasts—and we were right, in a way. But instead of photos of women with breasts augmented in size, augmenter presents us with women with an augmented number of breasts. Specifically, four breasts.

We can't claim to completely (or even partially) understand what this is about, but we suppose that if two breasts are good, four breasts might very well be great. And to all you multi-boob fetishists? Meet your new best friend.

· augmenter's photostream (flickr.com)

Yet somehow, all of the Pain "inspired" adult material we've see has just been ... well, sad. First there those "naked" Sarah Palin Photoshop jobs, most of which were pathetic at best. And now we've been confront with two more offerings that almost make us want to give up all together: over at BigBoobsAlert, Charlie James has been proclaimed the Sarah Palin of porn, largely because of her MILF status and (nonexistent) resemblance to the Republican VP nominee.

And then there's "Impalin Palin", a site which would shame even the most committed of Democrats. Aside from its clever name (as clever as "Elilot Splitz-her" at least) there's nothing redeeming about it whatsoever — not even the lousy Photoshop job of Palin riding McCain, which is most definitely the least convincing Sarah Palin fake we've ever seen. Our one consolation is that it seems unlikely this movie will ever get past the concept stage.

Come on, America: don't we deserve better porn?

· Charlie James seducing a young guy at Milf Lessons (bigboobsalert.com)
· Impalin Palin - The Sarah Palin Porn (impalinpalin.com)

Sometimes, however, things are almost too easy to figure out. After the jump, read how we cracked the case of non-hardcore model Katie Fey spooge-covered double without even having to refill our cup of coffee. If only our jobs were always so easy.

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Dear Fleshbot,

Katie Fey is one of my all-time favorite porn models, but I've never seen any hardcore photos of her.

Recently, while perusing some thumbnail galleries, I came across this "Real Girlfriends" page. What caught my eye was the photo of a pretty cum-covered girl at the bottom right. It's Katie Fey! With cum all over her face!

The photo's not identified as Katie Fey, but when you compare to other photos — like the ones here or here — it's pretty clear that's the same girl or her twin sister! Oh . . . pardon me for a moment while I shudder and tremble at the delicious thought of two Katie Feys.

But I get more excited at the thought of photos of Katie in sucking cock to the ultimate resolution all over her face. If this cum-covered girl is indeed Katie, can you put the awesome powers of Fleshbot to work figuring out where the rest of this photo set is? My libido will forever be in your debt.

Signed,
Desperate In DC

Dear Desperate,

We hate to break it to you, but as far as we've been able to determine Katie Fey hasn't done any hardcore material; given the fact that she's one of our favorite models too, we're sure we would've heard about it by now if she had.

There is, however, this clever piece of computer software you may have heard about: it's called Photoshop, and we've heard that some folks use to create convincing-looking photos of exactly the type that got you all hot and bothered. In fact, with a little bit of practice you can even learn to make them yourself!

So it looks like Katie's honor remains unbesmirched; sorry to break the bad news. The good news? With your own copy of Photoshop, you can besmirch her honor all you want.

Looking forward to seeing the fruits of your labor, we remain.

Faithfully yrs.,
xo Fleshbot

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Previously: Dysfunct's Fake Amateur Facials, How To: Make Your Own Facials, Celebrity JO Forums And Cumshot Pics: Where Sharing Is Caring, Got Cum?: Celebrity Cumshot Blog, Facial Forum, ArtiFacial

· Erotic Falconry (eroticfalconry.com, via vice.typepad.com - thanks K-M)

· Ingrid Baars Photography (ingridbaars.com, via Body Collector)

· Automan's Gallery (giantess.net)
· Thumbnail star: Milena Velba (official site @ milena-velba.de)

Previously: In Bizarre Twist, Sophie Howard Crushes On You, Footman606 On Flickr: Giantess Fantasies Afoot!, Maxcat's Giantess Realm, The Best Damn Giantess Porn Clip Ever

· Avatar Advanced (avataradvanced.com, via body-collector.com)

· Jose Machado Photography (josemanchado.es, via sexoteric.com)

Previously: Rachel Rebibo Likes To Watch, Erotic Photography From Bauer Nudes, After Hours With Gaby Trautmann And Friends, Low Tek's Doll Series

· HIP Comix: Heroines In Peril (hipcomix.com)
· Above: Supergirl Bound by Bob Montgomery

At first glance, we didn't see anything too unusual about this Flickr photostream: it seemed like just your usual assortment of busty babe bikini pics and a few shots of hot girls kissing each other. (And we all know that Flickr streams like that are a dime a dozen.) Then we looked a little closer and saw that someone (most likely the stream's owner) had carefully inserted a tarted-up male face (most likely his own) onto all those deliciously curvy female bodies, thus making things a whole lot more interesting ... if slightly creepy. His Photoshop skills are pretty admirable, though, and as far as hobbies go it beats painting tasteful watercolors of sunsets or something. And if your secret fantasies involve being a large-breasted glamour girl, we guess it's a less messy and expensive alternative to having to deal with all those implants and hormone injections.

· markh268's photos (flickr.com - thanks Shawn)

Previously: Creepy Porn by Dana Christian, My X Fantasy: Make Your Own Porn!, Image/Imagine, Mocktoad's Transformations, Errall Amputee Fantasy Art, Pretty Macho

Some photographers aren't as generous as others when it comes sharing their work online: they throw up a few low-res sample photos and a call it day. John Peri is not one of those photographers. His gallery page on photographer warehouse Photo.net has over 1,000 images of all different stripes—color, black and white, studio, outdoor, artistic manipulations and more. Nearly all of them, of course, focus on beautiful nude women. Even though he uses professional models, Peri looks for the "girl next door" and tries to capture them in relaxed, quiet moments as opposed to more flashy, pin-up style images. Good luck sorting through them all, however, since you're going to need to set aside a good chunk of your day to get through the whole collection. It's proof positive that you can never have too much of a good thing.

· Photos by John Peri (photo.net)

Previously: Photos by Guy Le Baube, Cold Russian Hotness by Oleg Kosirev, Portraits by Todd Hido, (Even More) Hot Eurobabes From Ulrich W., Je Suis Sophienet: Et Vous?

It's been a while since we featured any amputee fetish smut around here, which was one of our very first obessions way back when we were taking our first little baby steps into the big bad pornblogging world—and what better site to get our feet wet again than with Bill The Cat's sprawling (if oftimes truncated) archive of frankly fake photomanipulations? With hundreds of images catalogued by limb treatment (arms, legs, or both) created by Bill himself or culled from elsewhere on the interweb—we're not sure which—there's more than enough material here to satisfy the most discerning of amelotatists and apotemnophilics—while the rest of you will either be amused, appalled, or eager to pop an email with the link over to that crazy Bob in Accounting to show off your latest freaky porn find. (Note: Preliminary reports by the Fleshbot Intern Research Department that the term "ES" seen here refers to "Extra Stumpy" have not been confirmed as of the time of this post.)

· The original Bill The Cat ES (billthecat.mal-2.com - thanks Ethan)

Previously: Art by Audrey Kawasaki, Errall Amputee Fantasy Art, Gips Dreams, Image/Imagine, Devotees, Pretenders, and Wannabes, Cutoff Gallery